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Giveaway time!~

I’ve been toying with a new pattern recently and made this lil prototype, but.. he just has a few too many flaws to sell, however he is too cute to just throw away. So, as a little token of thanks for all the love (especially recently!~) I thought I’d see if any of you guys would like him.

He’s 13inches tall (10" sitting : see hand photo for scale). Made of minky and faux fur with custom embroidery. And he’s going to be an OOAK/One of a kind plush, because I’ve tweaked a few things for future plush.

So, if you love perfectly imperfect things and Jotunn Loki, and would like to give him a good home (b’cause lbr, he deserves one, finally) feel free to reblog for a chance to nab him. [Also. Apologies for the photos. I haven’t leveled up my black fabric photography skills yet.]

The obligatory fine print. 1. Giveaway is not sponsored by or affiliated with tumblr. 2. Must be over 18 or have some kind of parental approval because: 3. You must be willing to give me your address, email address and phone number so I can post him to you (the latter two are requirements for the customs form for international mail, if the winner is Aussie, I’ll just need your address). 4 Only one reblog will count, though people already following me before the giveaway will receive two entries should they choose to enter. 5. I’ll pay postage to the winner. 6. I will post the name of the winner on August 1st, if I can’t contact the winner, and they don’t contact me within 48hrs, a new winner will be drawn. And so on, and so forth. 7. Hate blogs/bigots/nazis need not apply; I will check the blog of the winner and if you are a pos, I reserve the right to set fire to your entry and pick another winner. :)

justzoeythoughts

So cute!!!!! I need him!!!!! 😍😍😍

slavery

How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears

pkslider

The other day I was bringing an older gentleman up the hill in a golf cart and we drove past this huge YMCA group of kids like 100 kids and driving past the first chunk like 10 of them yelled out “let me on” in unison and then since I’m driving so slowly to be safe, halfway in some kid leaned up and said “do you play fortnite” and I told him I played a little and he just pointed and shouted “THIS GUY PLAYS FORTNITE” and then like 20 kids started talking to me all at once about fortnite

low-budget-mulan

A kid asked me if I lived in the ambulance. I said yes.

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The hero we deserve

treerot

When I was on register at Kohl’s a little girl came through with her grandma and she was so very excited to tell me the meaning of her name (I think it was like warrior of god) and she begged her grandma for her phone so she could google to find out what my name means too

newterjuice

i wear two spinner rings on one finger and one time at my last job a young girl (probably 6-8) said “your ring is very pretty” and when i showed her it was two rings she GASPED and said “does that mean you’re marrying two people?!”

siren-singing

I have this necklace with a mermaid on it that I wear to work a lot and I got asked by a kid if it gave me magic powers. I leaned in real close and told her in a low voice it gave me magical girl powers but it was a secret. She got this real serious look on her face and said to her mom “that lady has superpowers, don’t tell anyone or the government will take her away”.

business-pug

The other day i had to give a speech at my school despite my horrific fear of public speaking and afterwards i had kid come up to me and say well done to me. It was so cute.

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god I love tiny kids

uberfluss

there was a kid in one of our science camps and he spent the whole week in a lab coat and goggles screaming “CHEMICALS” at the top of his lungs. he wouldn’t even tell us his name for the first two days just screamed CHEMICALS instead.

moth-doe

I was watching these kids at church today and one of them screamed and threw a toy car into the wall and it broke and the other one looked over calmly and said “does your insurance cover that?”

armandyke

I was taking the drink order for a family at work and I asked their kid what he wanted to drink and he just looked at me with a completely deadpan expression and said “vodka” and me and the parents just fucking lost it

bemusedlybespectacled

kid I used to babysit asked why my lips were different (she was two), and when I told her that it was because I was wearing lipstick, she yelled, “MAYA, I WANT LIPITZ.”

itsmydrink

I work in a school and every time I draw anything on the board (I am a terrible artist and usually resort to stick men), the kids will all go ‘I love your picture, that’s a great drawing Miss’. So blindly supportive.

the-stray-liger

One time my younger brother ordered a “non-alcoholic fanta” at a hotel bar and the bartender lost his shit and I was never the same man

swankivy

When I was student teaching, I was taking my fourth graders back from lunch and noticed one little girl looking longingly at the playground, where the younger kids were having recess. She heaved a big sigh and said, “I used to be that free.”

cherryredblack

i played the grim reaper in a high school production of the addams family musical and afterwards a little girl came up to me and asked me if i was the grim reaper and i said yes and she asked for my autograph. i nearly cried

justzoeythoughts

How can you not love children with these story’s.

16ruedelaverrerie

Hit him where it hurts, Cassandra! (Apollo is the WORST.)

fozmeadows

THIS IS THE BEST MYTHOLOGY COMIC I’VE EVER SEEN HOLY SHIT

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shaniae

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

trainhardrunfast

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

justzoeythoughts

BUTTON SMASH.

asexual-lovegood

You Make Me Fall For You Tag List

Another fic, another tag list, reblog this if you want me to tag you when I upload the next chapter of You Make Me Fall For You :)

minimickzy

Endgame spoilers without context

justzoeythoughts

Yes. 😂😂😂

just-shower-thoughts

Someday you’ll buy the clothes that you’ll wear to your own funeral. They might already be hanging in your closet.

justzoeythoughts

SCREECH

love

justzoeythoughts

I shit you not, I sat here and watched it for a good five mintues before I realized what I was doing.

korvys

You know, I think every single skill I’ve ever learned, was just cause I had a dumb idea, and didn’t yet know how to make it into a dumb reality.

For example: I now have some rudimentary video editing ability.

justzoeythoughts

THANK YOU TO WHOEVER MADE THIS.

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Smile

Kasanoda: Hey you! The one who's reading this. We want you to do something for us.

Mori: Smile.

Kyoya: Smile because you're beautiful.

Honey: Because you're amazing.

Kaoru: Because you're unique.

Hikaru: Smile because you can.

Haruhi: Because tomorrow is a new day.

Tamaki: Because no matter what you think, someone loves you.

ALL: Smile because you deserve to.

justzoeythoughts

And now I’m smiling like a weirdo in th middle of class. Nice. 😂

biamondpickaxe

SIGNAL BOOST!!!

alright I’m not sure how this works but here we go. so my friend saw this post:

and didn’t think much of it until she got a text saying the very thing the post was warning about.

SHE’S 14 GOD DAMN YEARS OLD. PLEASE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SIGNAL BOOST THIS! THAT LINK COULD POTENTIALLY BE DANGEROUS. PLEASE SHARE THIS AND PLEASE, PLEASE BE SAFE & CAREFUL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

maple-keenes

i got one of these, please stay safe everyone! i had never even heard of this app before and so i ignored it on my principle that only saved contacts get responses, but keep safe you guys!!