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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@kangaroo-literacy
Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.
$28?
Okay I am enjoying ep 9×22 and 10×2 set in Congo way more than I thought I would but damn. I wish there were more Congolese characters with speaking roles
Carter's Ideal Alignment Chart
I should like....clarify? There's no real explanation for this. This is just charting which personalities are most effective at wrangling Carter. You'll note he's not good at wrangling himself but there are also some fun things in this chart.
If you're a Caramico fan (ME and @secretegret) you'll note that Anna is almost as effective as Benton.
If you're a Carby fan, you'll note that they have very similar personalities, and therefore quite compatible.
If you're a Carcy fan, you'll note that Lucy is in the right quadrant and any conflict can be overcome by the sheer force of her presence on both axis.
If you're a Cuka? fan, OPPOSITES ATTRACT!
If you're a Susan/Carter fan, um.....yeah, I got nothing.
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
this is not a place of honor
Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you
ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know
ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know
"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense
I know I've posted this image before but...it feels relevant to this
I know it's a crossover but it's still relevant to this topic
Seeing people decide to watch Breaking Bad based on the Tumblr memes is especially funny when they do it specifically for the memes about Jesse, because... well, let's put it this way. Aaron Paul, the guy who played Jesse, was nominated for a Primetime Emmy award for best supporting actor in a drama series for his work on Breaking Bad on five separate occasions, including twice in one season, and won three of those nominations. He was the first person ever to win that award three times for the same role. Like, Jesse's storyline is so viscerally unpleasant that it set industry records.
Jesse Pinkman is basically the prototypical Poor Little Meow Meow in that yes, he does objectively terrible things, but literally everything about his life seems calculated to maximise his suffering while he's doing it. It gets so bad that the show's producers ended up making an entire spin-off movie about Jesse in which he kills two men in order to obtain money to purchase a fake identity and go into exile in Alaska, and this is framed as his happy ending.
they put him in a hole and yelled at him
They put him in a hole and yelled at him.
there are precisely two adult male characters who share more than an episode of screen time with jesse that don't beat or attempt to kill him at some point. one of those characters watched him get beat and the other shot a crossbow at him. they are his best friends.
one (1) missed opportunity on er was having carter get one of his Work Crushes on Older Women on kerry weaver. i think he should spend like 1-3 episodes attempting to charm and seduce her and she seemingly oblivious until finally [kerry weaver voice] i’m gay carter. carter visibly swallows his own tongue and then they never speak of it again. this must also happen before kerry weaver’s actual gay realization arc.
Wait I'm actually really charmed by Jing-Mei and Pratt? Their dynamic is very charming especially when he is comforting her after she was held at gunpoint (I'm obsessed with how silly some of the show has gotten post like s7
act like dead weight because i love you
Benton having mild moral OCD and Carter being a compulsive liar is fascinating because they both clearly developed these aspects as coping mechanisms when they were kids, and there's a rich well of character analysis in both these traits, but.
It is also just really funny.
Man who ruminates over lies of omission like they're equivalent to a serious crime, getting this guy who lies through his teeth on impulse over the tiniest things following him around like a puppy.
sleep paralysis demon behavior
Ok "DR Benton, I'm pregnant." was the missing line I was looking for. But frfr, this episode is in my top 5 episodes.
Scene credit to: ER S3E14, Whose Appy Now.
i like my men how i like my tiktok: absolutely fucking unbearable
starting a rumor
my favorite part of this whole thing tbh
What the hell happened to the energy around gender neutral bathrooms. Remember when we were fighting for all bathrooms to be gender neutral. But now we can barely argue that people can use the gendered bathroom of their choice. Maybe there's some single stall bathroom tucked away in a basement somewhere.
