parallax did nothing wrong

boeing 747 apologist | crossword solver | you can never go home again

[cikero]

this is your pilot speaking I need one of you to bring me a burger that’s going to restore my will to fly this aircraft

[fadedlovemp3]

“progressive” men when a woman is deemed evil enough that they can call her a bitch 24/7:

[gaycunt420]

[galaxy---ghost]

Halbarry Week Day 4: Roadtrip!

closeup + hidden details ⬇️

[mavericks-circuit]

I really like when I'm reading a world-ender type of event and I get to see the mandatory Spectre cameo where someone asks him to help and he says no

[hyperfixatetime]

they gave the two such a wholesome relationship in cw meanwhile it's on sight for green arrow and flash in the comics

[bloodyhandprint]

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

[transcyberism]

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[redlipstickresurrected]

Mauro Martinez aka Mauro C. Martinez (Mexican-American, based TX, USA) - Swing, 2019, Paintings: Oil

[sob-dylan]

fastest criminal in reno

[sobcat]

THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING!!! ALWAYS SOMETHINGGG

[hiveswap]

Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[charl0ttan]

every day i accidentally buy something that costs money again

[illmadekn1ght]

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture