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monchursouls

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Harvesting my wheat

rat-in-the-grain

Hehehehehe

monchursouls

Can I fucking help you?

sasuke-offical

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

monchursouls

What

rat-in-the-grain

What

egberts

country girls make do

virtualgirladvance

introvertsnation

INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK

dmollyc

me all the time l 😢😳🥺😭

littlemoondarling

ME RIGHT NOW SAVE MEEEEW

theconcealedweapon

Remember when they said "Nazis killed people, ICE are only deporting people" as a difference between ICE and Nazis?

Now that ICE are killing people while everyone is watching, they're still defending ICE.

ICE are not just "comparable" to Nazis. ICE don't just share a small list of similarities with Nazis. There's literally zero difference between ICE and Nazis.

"Failing an open book test" doesn't even come close to describing it. It's more like an open book test in which people are scaling the building and hanging outside the window yelling the answers and telling you exactly what page of the textbook the answer is on. Then, when you fail the test, you can retake it as many times as you want, and you're still failing it.

gluten-free-pussy

I’m at the gym on day 2 of my period. I am gods strongest soldier

gluten-free-pussy

Ngl I do regret this workout bc I wanna go home but I did do a 60 minute stair workout and a 20 minute walk. I’m going to go home and fuck up my diet and have chocolate tho lol

my-darling-boy

I was having writers block and so I took a break and soon enough it was 3 in the morning and I had impulsively sewn together a tiny mouse you’re welcome

my-darling-boy

For those of you who asked, I have made a sewing tutorial on how to make your very own Peaches the Mouse!

my-darling-boy

I see people reblogging this with “to buy” but this pattern is free??? Someone even asked me “why don’t you charge money for it, it took you forever to put the document together” and I said “Not a lot of people have money and if they have some fabric scraps and a couple of buttons lying around they can make themselves a little mouse friend for free and that might make them happy and that makes me happier than receiving money???” Make yourself a liddol creacher! Heals the Soul!

vaspider

No video bc I was laughing too hard, so you're going to have to imagine:

Davos trying to clean his butt without sitting down, so he just spent a ✨️full minute✨️ spinning in a circle, licking at the air in the general direction of his own butthole, increasingly annoyed when he couldn't reach it.

He was spinning, I was laughing, the more I laughed, the more annoyed he seemed to get.

He spent like half an hour on his dog bed, IGNORING ME as loudly as it is possible for a dog to ignore a person.

He's SO SO SO mad at me. I'm not sorry. It was hilarious.

He kept getting up and turning in circles just so he could LOUDLY LAY BACK DOWN with his back to me, in case he hadn't made the point that he was IGNORING ME yet.

invizigothx

time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga

invizigothx

then I will go to an exercise class led by my favorite instructor, baba yoga

animatedamerican

how could i ever leave tumblr

Purple Francine

Blue Lois

Yellow Linda

Green Peggy

Red Marge

is this just how it's gonna be now

Purple Francine

Teal donna

Blue Lois

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scoliosisrick

MADE THIS CONTRAPTION TODAY :)

derinthescarletpescatarian

Absolutely fascinating use of free will. Was it always your life's goal to get electrocuted in the shower while your screams are drowned out by the screams of The Machine?

i-can-bench-220

this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

nosleepforaiba-deactivated20251

consumerofshorthomies

god, the voice actor cooked with this one

beggars-opera

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

vocabulary-altering-posts

PHRASE ADDED!

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

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exwife-of-frankenstein

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