river

they/them. rn i’m in my iwtv era with sides of hannibal, dimention 20, dan&phil, good omens, spn, lotr and occasional mcr too! Big reblogger, not big poster

[kateblankett]

thinking about how the reason why most angel names end in -el (gabriel, michael, samael etc) is because El means God or messenger of god in Hebrew and how Cas is just Castiel without the god part so Dean by giving Cas that nickname is basically separating Cas from his shitty absent dad and giving him own identity and seeing him as his own person rather than an extension of god/heaven and i’m not saying Dean did this intentionally or that he even knows about the meaning of the suffix but it’s just so so correct and perfect i love them so much help

[stuckinapril]

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

[pigeon-butch]

your muscles being pleasantly sore after exercise is such a nice incentive I can see why they patched that in. the forced regular logins to avoid losing progress however are a predatory practice and deserve nothing but scorn.

[shamebats]

The (European) sun is a deadly laser, stay safe everyone

[the-haiku-bot]

The (European)

sun is a deadly laser,

stay safe everyone

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[tarmairons]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-) | S03E04

[prokopetz]

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

[petrodykeonicapocalypse]

[absolutelynotclassicusernam-blog]

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

[inthefallofasparrow]

[mohamano]

i m not immune, dawwg i might open comms i wanna go to the tour soooo bad

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[lokihiddleston]

KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE (1989)

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[json-derulo]

so what's the mitch mcconnell obituary* alcohol pairing?

champagne (classic celebration drink)

beer (less splashy; reserve champagne for a bigger name)

kentucky bourbon (honor the state's liberation)

water/soda/results

Remaining time: 4 days 3 hours

*at time of posting, his death is not yet confirmed by any major news source

rb for sample size etc

[gnawing-suspicion]

I feel for everyone who isn’t having the time of their fucking lives with The Vampire Lestat. Every week I clap and cheer for the antics of the world’s saddest buzzword-laden bisexual crash-out diva and his crew of the least healed men to ever grace the small screen. The songs are cringe delightfully camp, the wigs are a nightmare, I’m living my best life, I’m loving every second. Why the fuck would you have a blood shower in your tour bus. The onscreen mother-son incest is only like the third wildest thing happening in any given episode. It’s insane. I never want it to end

[deadpowol]

[kink-tomato]

It’s not the biggest issue with AI but I also resent that it’s ruining Cute Animals On The Internet, a thing the internet has been fantastic at since basically its inception. I miss my ability to trust and fuck you for taking that from me.

[oldwayout]

My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”

[teruterusky]

[neosatsuma]

[texasbama]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 3.05 'New York'

[sugarcarnation]

no i’m fine it’s just that lestat can recognize claudia by the the way that she walks and the sound of her heart :(