Kathpine

The girl who was part pine tree

[memewhore]

[judgejudyofficial]

that squart is like the final salute of a brave dying soldier, to me.

[bathroomcube]

[anexperimentallife]

[queeriocheerios]

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

[burning-cathedrals-deactivated2]

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

[mwagneto]

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

[sovietnam]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sigmaleph]

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

[rustingbridges]

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

[parfavar]

[sandmandaddy69]

[wiselwisel]

Las leyes de la física son inquebrantables.

[detrout]

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

This is legitimately the funniest thing ive ever seen

[fakeseinfeldplots]

S13E06 - The Mystery Pig

[ganjflavoredcleats-deactivated2]

The lady bout to come in and squeeze my nuts lol

[escuerzoresucitado]

they are really fuckin these snails up

[huffylemon]

[huffylemon]

Important update

[unatkozorobotok]

[kazoo-goddess]

[depsidase]

[tricotbf]

Honestly this app spilled. tell me the past 4 years haven’t felt like this

[teaboot]

Oh thank the gods the Almond Milk year is upon us

[aquamarinespinnerlover]

It’s 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am.

[mathewkinetix]

That’s cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.

[kingjaffejoffer]

You come home and your girlfriend aint there, but the table looks at you like this

What would you do?

[2-shane-s]

Bout to turn this table into one night stand

[shitpostinguniverse]

[memewhore]