[desertislandcomics]

Love conquers all (or at least it’s better than the alternative) by John Broadley

[normal-horoscopes]

ITS PRETTY TOXIC OF YOU TO HURL ME AGAINST OBJECTS IN THE ROOM WITH YOUR MIND POWERS YOURE NOT EVEN THAT HOT

[flagellant]

*uses my mind powers to make you think i’m hot*

[normal-horoscopes]

I AM SIGNIFICANTLY MORE OKAY WITH THIS NOW

[homiedepot]

[homiedepot]

[toastbutteregg]

what a jerk

and a thief

[utwo]

Gulf of Thailand

© ➳ Λ L E X

[normal-horoscopes]

TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY

[hombredeflorida]

Necroprancer

[normal-horoscopes]

TAGLINE: YOU CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE

[thesparrowsong]

“The feeling that she had never really lived in this world caught her by surprise. It was a fact. She had never lived. Even as a child, as far back as she could remember, she had done nothing but endure.”

— Han Kang, from The Vegetarian [translated by Deborah Smith] (via adrasteiax)

[toastbutteregg]

my everyday status on discord

[toastbutteregg]

this is adorable

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

[heavensghost]

Should I tear my heart out now?

[thebestoftumbling]

[bookoisseur]

I miss this show.

[party-wok]

the way he claps when he says HOT DAMN is what makes it.

[aimee-b-loved]

Brooklyn Nine Nine is a gift and I’m SO MAD for not watching sooner.

BTW, season 4 premieres September 20.

[iloveyoualeclightwood]

the best thing about this is still the fact that the “hot damn” was improvised and thats why they cut away so fast because everyone breaks

[allisonpregler]

Might be my favorite joke of the series

[twink-on-the-brink]

HOT DAMN

[marveladdicts]

[nanalineni]

#they’re both staring at someone they outlived

(via @chefpyro)

[secretly-a-cat-pls-dont-tell]

[hadoukener]

[waitingtorespawn-deactivated202]

thats the One where they won

[foulserpent]

whys king kong………..so fucking large

[brightereyes]

the bigger you are the larger you are

[foulserpent]

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[adventuretfox]

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

[funkyness]

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

[bprinny]

Cainceled 

[cargopantsman]

… did Cain even have any sense of mortality? I have this sudden feeling that this is just sibling rough-housing gone wrong.

Cain: I didn’t know the little bitch was going to cease to be!

[disc80s]

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