☽ KATTARHALI ☾

[incompletesmiles-blog]

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[navybluenestea-deactivated20191]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

[phlying-squirrel]

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

[vampire-spit]

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

[lilzodiac]

And this is why I love Tumblr

[dmzenog]

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

[brownirisandcurls-deactivated20]

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

[sebsticles]

I only see this on pinterest omg….

[alwaystiredheaux]

OMFG

@riverwriter

[joonscupid]

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

[siriusly-fuck-off]

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

[inifitywar]

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

[itsliterallythis]

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

[nabyss]

😂😂😂

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

[benjamminandthemarmalades]

Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

[dazzling-rubabe]

Just thought I’d put my 2 cents in this post, it’s iced tea and not sweet tea. Idk what Americans r smoking 💀

[ithoughtthiswastwitterbutfr]

I’m relatively new to Tumblr but it seems like sort of a big deal that I found this post so I’m gonna reblog

[transtimwrightwithstyle]

Imagine not liking iced tea- actually im gonna go drink some now

[cumbercookiebatchs]

I don’t even know what to say…

[grangerstarkid-deactivated20210]

i drink iced tea every day >:)

[ashdeactivated]

Iced tea is brilliant but hot tea is nice too

[gaymoods]

@dazzling-rubabe

Behold concerned Brit

[world-hostage-situations]

World War Tea Situation

[gay-fae]

This post is a relic

[im-a-sokka-for-you-ooh]

Me seeing this for the 14th time in my 5 years on tumblr and seeing more notes and comments but still reblogging it since it’s literally a World Heritage Post

[heritage-post]

date of origin: November 5th, 2013

[apieters]

The legend has crossed my dash.

[loganslowdown4]

I have never seen this post and I’m so glad I have now 😂😂

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[jubileeandtea]

Legendary truly legendary P.S Cold hot chocolate slap’s

[three-penguins-in-a-trench-coat]

Holy fuck

[arrowheadedbitch]

Sweet tea and Iced tea are two completely valid terms?? What the fuck is going ON over here

(Iced tea usually refers to unsweetened tea while sweet tea is iced tea that you mixed sugar into before cooling it)

@dazzling-rubabe I’m coming for you, I will strike swiftly while you slumber

[freedomanddisorder]

Nothing can unite Americans (and in fact, the world) more than the collective drive to annoy/baffle the English.

[queermarzipan]

I’m usually all for annoying the English but it cannot be overstated that iced tea is an ABOMINATION and yes I HAVE tried it that it WHY I KNOW it is ABOMINABLE. How do you DRINK THAT.

Also Ireland is second ONLY TO TURKEY in tea consumption per capita WORLDWIDE (yes we drink more than you Britain haha SUCK IT) and the US comes 35th so I don’t know who you think you’re fooling. Clearly it’s too hot over there for regular tea so you have to make do with iced and barely anyone even likes it. So. HA

[sentient-sunset]

What?!! Turkey beats us in tea consumption per capita?!?!

I looked it up, they beat us by nearly two kilos of tea per capita, that’s honestly insane. We need to do better, drink more tea, much more tea. We don’t have enough of a lead on the UK and we should be winning. I will single-handedly drag the tea consumption per capita up if I must.

Regardless, cold teas are almost always an abomination. Sweet cold teas are even worse.

[queermarzipan]

Darragh, please do not drink ten million kilos of tea.

You get it though about the iced tea. You get it

[sentient-sunset]

It’s only 27,397.26 kilos per day, I’ll be fine. That’s definitely not a lethal overdose of caffeine or anything

Anyway, I wouldn’t have to drink it all myself if everyone would step up and do their part

Join me, you could make it be 13,698.63 kilos per day!

[queermarzipan]

I am not drinking fourteen thousand kilos of tea

…..however.

I do drink much less tea than I really want to

….I suppose…..

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

what the fuck is this on my dash i hate to agree with america but as an Indian I LOVE ICED TEA what do you have against cold coffee and ice tea and cold chocolate milk huh WARM TEA IS NICE TOO BUT SO IS COLD

YOU DO KNOW IT GETS HOT IN OTHER COUNTRIES RIGHT NOT OUR FAULT THE ONLY THING WHITER THAN YOUR POPULATION IS YOUR PASTURES COVERED IN SNOW

the hill i will die on about tea though is CHAI TEA DOESN’T MAKE SENSE IT’S REDUNDANT CHAI MEANS TEA. TAKE THAT GODDAMN EXTRA NOUN AND GIVE IT TO THE POOR LATTE. LATTE IS ITALIAN FOR MILK. IT’S MILK COFFEE.

[queermarzipan]

Asmi you are coming in clutch again with the correct opinions but I have to ask you wtf kind of tea. Cause really. I get that it’s like cold soup in the sense that it’s SPECIFICALLY MADE TO BE COLD, but. How the fuck. Do you make. COLD TEA. Taste good. I’m like. And DON’T say put sugar in it I haven’t had sugar in my tea since 2 years after I started drinking it. It’s awful. It makes it taste not like tea. Just. Please tell me because I KNOW intellectually that of course it was actually developed by human people who have tastebuds but the only “purposefully cold” tea I ever tried put me off it forever

Also I’m pretty sure my spice tolerance is higher than yours (oooooh BURN) no but really you said you had the “whitest tastebuds” and I was raised by a father who consistently makes jokes such as “not blowing your head off? Damn I’ll have to try harder next time” and sincere statements like “I only put three chillies in!” and I sometimes just go apeshit on the jalapeño jar

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

IDK I JUST LOVE COLD THINGS, I’M GOING TO BE REAL I DON’T DRINK MUCH MILK TEA. I DRINK GREEN TEA AND HERBAL TEA AND LEMON TEA, AND THOSE VIBE COLD? I’M MORE OF A COFFEE DRINKER (AS YOU ALL KNOW AFTER LAST NIGHT)

do not HOW DARE YOU COME FOR MY SPICE TOLERANCE IN MY OWN NOTIFS WHY AM I GETTING LAUGHED AT BY WHITE PEOPLE FOR MY SPICE TOLERANCE I CAME HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME–

IN MY DEFENCE, I DO LOVE JALAPENOS. IT’S A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP, AND I DIE, BUT I LOVE THEM.

anyway back to the topic at hand the brits can pry my cold coffee and cold chocolate milk out of my COLD DEAD HANDS.

[cripplywobblytimeywimey]

Anyways I’m moving to Ireland so I can win at tea consumption

[teawitch]

Sweet tea is a big thing in the US South. To make it properly we make a simple syrup with sugar (dissolving the sugar in hot water first) the add that to the hot tea and then chill and add ice cubes.

This is why in Southern restaurants Sweet Tea is a specific menu item separate from plain, unsweet, iced tea.

When I was in Cornwall over the summer a member of our party tried to order iced tea and was met with complete perplexity. Frankly the best substitute for sweet tea is probably cider. Which seems wrong but with a really good cider, you won’t care about that.

[heikala]

Inktober day 18, Pumpkin

[resonatedreadings]

@ofwoodandbone

Do you mean one of these things, minus it being plastic?

[ofwoodandbone]

Oh no! The ones I’m talking about are slats of wood tied to a string. 

[duine-draiochta]

You have no idea how hard I’m laughing, at the visual of witches trying to raise spirits with these. Thousands of these made a horrific noise at the Euros years ago.

[teawitch]

okay, I keep seeing bits of this conversation. Are you looking for bullroarers?

http://www.ancient-origins.net/artifacts-other-artifacts/bullroarer-instrument-whirls-through-cultures-and-time-004928

[kattarhali]

Craig: Just a couple of dudes being guys.

Dad: Just a couple of guys being dudes.

Craig: Just a couple of dudes being gay.

Dad: Show me your dick, Craig.

[only-tiktoks]

[fieldbears]

Sharing the secrets of your hearth with strangers who will never be able to meet or thank you. Honoring the dead through learning their traditions of the home; emulation and exaltation. A good carrot cake.

[snkl-frtz]

I sent this to a group chat and was told that I'm "distressingly good" at finding faerie portals.

This pleases me.

12.06.2022 (as in June 12th, for those of you that I've managed to confuse)

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[stayflo-1995]

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[anarchocuntboogaloo]

Queen.

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

nice to see she’s a good sport about it

[illegaltruffle]

more custom draw-overs

[sleeping-raccoon]

Nostalgic Neopets, Michelle Marie Mears, Acrylic on Wood Panel, 2021.

[starryxm00ns]

anyone remember the dark faerie sisters? 🦇💙

[power-of-three]

“This room is protected from negative energy” Sigil I made to put outside my dorm room to ward off any negative energy. Tip: place clear quarts in each corner of the room you want to protect to absorb bad energies.

Sigil requests are currently closed.

-Mod Belinda

[educatier]

10.10 // bujo-ing and taking notes has never been this much fun (ig: educatier)

[etsycult]

bird claw embroidery necklace by sallyisstitching

[corvuscoronefashionphotography]

“Skaði” II Model: @hart-heart Photo: @haus-of-grotesque Headpiece: Mythic Crown Accessories Shawl (FAUX FUR)

[orriculum]

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.