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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

shark vs the universe

ç„æ„ / Permanent Vacation
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

PR's Tumblrdome

Kaledo Art
I'd rather be in outer space đž

oozey mess
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occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Peter Solarz
we're not kids anymore.

izzy's playlists!

Discoholic đȘ©
todays bird
$LAYYYTER
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@kaye-rosales
Conquered the stairs!
itâs all about friends
gentle earth // from âfrog and toadâ arnold lobel // âglimpseâ walt whitman // ârecreoâ petrona viera // oscar wilde // @beetlejuices // from âa little lifeâ hanya yanagihara // from âwinnie the poohâ a. a. milne // fredrik backman âus against youâ // @fairycosmos // from âa little lifeâ hanya yanagihara
I feel like the "Kaz pushes Inej away bc he thinks he's not enough for her" trope that I see a lot in fics is kind of a big misread of Kaz's character and leans too far into the standard "sad bad boy" character type. Kaz calls Inej "lovely and brave and better than anything he deserved" but a lot of people seem to forget the very next line where he says he's "not so broken that he couldnât pull himself together into some semblance of a man for her."
Like, Kaz sees that Inej is better than he deserves, and his response to that isn't "I should treat her like shit so she'll give up on me", it's "challenge fucking accepted." If you tell him a safe is uncrackable, he won't stop until he's cracked it, and if you tell him he's not good enough for the girl he loves, he'll spend the rest of his life trying to be.
I know I've said this before but vampires
don't show up on camera
can fly/scale walls
immune to bullets
can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit
could probably hypnotize security guards as needed
therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums
Oceans 1100 AD
Gonna have a heck of a time overcoming the Pavlovian rage response to seeing a fully exposed human face
Cutest travel companion
(via)
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a âExtrusion/Revolution Generatorâ âŠ.
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
itâs called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckersâ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like âSeems sfw to me!â
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.Â
Iâd usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I canât fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-
How you gonna do us like that bruh???
ITS BACK
M U S H R O O M
en garde
i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh
Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad
Now YouTube has a habit of recommending me the weirdest stuff recently, but today i got this on my recommendations
And about halfway through listening to this, I went and read the comments, literally I could not stop reading I was there for hours, here are some of my favorites
First off, Oliviaaleeâs channel is a godsend for writing. My favorites right now are:
Give them a try here
AlsoâŠhonorable mention
@perditious
My personal favorite
Listened to this last night, itâs the B E S T thing ever if yk⊠you wanna fall asleep imagining scenarios in your head where youâre a badass heroine undercover at the ball in a pretty gown and a dagger strapped to your thigh or something idk
in this pride month remember that usa lgbt history is not universal lgbt history.Â
all my love and respect to usamerican lgbt folks, but stop trying to guilt trip everyone because we donât know about your history. you never cared about ours.Â
ITâS HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash itâs still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
@nooowestayandgetcaught
STOP BRINGING THIS BACK EVERY JUNE
⊠Iâve just queued this up for next June. Because reasons
Happy Pride, YALL đ„°
starting a collection
Cassie: Will and jem are not even remotely bi, but you ship what you ship
Ship what you ship indeed đ
Have a lil cracky fic, ig?
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"Can I ask you something, Will?" Jem asked as they walked along the road, Will humming a tune as he gazed at the stars far above the London spires.
Will turned to Jem, ceasing his humming. "What is it?"
Jem pondered over his next words for a moment. He remembered going to a tavern last night in search of Will. He'd found Will fast asleep in a room upstairs, along with a faerie. A male faerie. Both in a state of undres.
He remembered that for a moment, he'd completely lost his breath, a sharp pang in his heart. But now he simply had to know.
So he asked, "Are you... are you bisexual?"
He didn't know what he was expecting, but it definitely wasn't Will simply glancing over to him, his face cool and clear. Unbothered. Indifferent, even.
Jem felt disappointment swell inside his heart, but he pushed it down. Now wasnât the time to think about it.
"I don't know what makes you think so," Will said, his tone light. "But I am not bisexual, my dear Jem. I am not even remotely bi."
"I see," Jem said casually. Then he heard what sounded like stifled laughter, and looked to the side to see a tiny smile on Will's face.
"Will," Jem said slowly, hope rising within him again. "Are you jesting me?"
"Why would I be jesting you, my dearest James?" Will said, raising his eyebrows. His tone was light and teasing. "I told you. I'm perfectly heterosexual. I am straight as a duck is evil."
Will was grinning now, and Jem couldn't suppress a smile, either. Feeling a little bold, he turned to Will and said,
"In that case, I am not remotely bisexual, either," Jem said, a note of laughter seeping into his voice. Will's expression was still neutral, as if he hadn't caught on to Jem's meaning.
"Look at us," Will said. "Two heterosexuals, doing heterosexual things, like... like..."
"Like totally not staring at every good-looking stranger that happens to pass by," Jem supplied with a grin of his own. He was surprised to see that Will had caught on. He supposed that was just Will's nature, to keep all his emotions carefully hidden from the world.
"Totally not," Will joked. "Only ladies will do for us, sire."
Jem turned to Will, his lips pressed together in a smile. Their eyes met, and then the two of them burst into laughter.
"Dear Lord," Will said, wiping away a tear at his eyes. "Who are we even fooling?"
"Only ourselves, I suppose," Jem laughed. Their laughter rang out through the streets, unheard by anyone but them.
The two of them found themselves by a townhouse, and Will sat down on the stairs leading up to the door, pulling Jem down with him. The two of them sat together a few moments in silence, and then Will asked,
"How did you know?"
"Caught you canoodling with that faerie at the tavern," Jem said.
"Ah." Will nodded. "Yes, the faerie, he was a delight to spend the night with."
Jem bit back a sting of jealousy. "How long have you known?"
"I've seen you stare at me during training sessions,â Will said cheekily. When he saw Jem gaping wide-eyed at him, he said. âOh, you were talking about me.â
Will shrugged. âIf you must know, Iâve known for a few years now.â
âI see,â Jem said, quickly looking away from Will. He was more than a little mortified, knowing that Will had noticed the illicit glances in his direction over the years.
âBut you also knew about, well, me?â Jem asked.
âI did,â Will said with a shrug. His face was turned upward, moonlight spilling across his cheekbones. His hair was rumpled, black curls bowing down across his forehead. Jem watched him once more, biting the inside of his cheek.
âAnd you didnât mind?â
Will hesitated a moment, then said slowly, âThe contrary, actually.â
Jem drew in a long breath and let it out slowly. He knew Will well enough to know heâd never make the first move.
He supposed he had to take matters into his own hands.
âWilliam,â Jem said, moving closer to Will. âKiss me.â
Willâs lips twitched up into a smile, and he turned to Jem.
âI thought youâd never ask,â he said.
Under the starlight, they leaned in.
(may 31 2021)
need urgent help with rent & food money so i'm taking cheap commissions hmu
$10+ pay what you can, i was paid $40, $20 and $10 for these, respectively. fine with either upfront payment or 50% before & after.
maximum of 2 people per drawing. i can do furries & animals as well, don't have many new examples though. nsfw is ok.
dm me for inquiries. tips and donations also welcome. please reblog if you aren't interested. thank you very much!
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telling gay men that they are allowed to love each other freely, openly, and passionately will always be more important than reassuring insecure straight men that they can hug their bestie without being gay
the solution to men withholding love and affection from each other out of fear of being perceived as gay is to remove the stigma around being perceived as gay, not to "no homo" male affection
shame on you gaud. you haven't given me anxiety. you've only made me hornier for clowns.
i can assure you the shame here is not on me
~honk honk~ đ„”đ€Ąđ€€
tumblr stop that!
when you squeeze a clownâs nipple it sprays water at you like one of those trick flowers
wait until you hear about the enormous foot fetish
I am PHYSICALLY backing away from this post
*sensual honking emanates from behind you*
They pull a stand of multi-colored condom packets from nowhere like those scarves
They proceed to use said condoms to make balloon animals
*gently strokes this post* something awful is happening here
This is one of the worst posts Iâve seen and gaud didnât even do anything
is the gardener who cultivates the vine in no way responsible for the fruit it bears? if I prune the tree and nourish the soil, can the crop be said to spring forth as an act of god? nay, say I, no act of god but an act of ME. I, I who tilled the garden, who planted the seeds, who lovingly hand-plucked which comments to reblog, which branches to nourish, which vines to trimâand I did NOTHING? get out of my garden you whore
You see, this post is both beautiful and terrifies me. I canât look away, but itâs like watching a dumpster fire, but someone left the sparklers there on accident, so itâs blowing up and hitting the car and the lampposts, and everything around. And then everyone is just screaming and itâs chaos, and someoneâs mother is passed out in the driveway, and you have no idea if itâs because she drank too much or because she wanted to look fragile and pretty by fainting for her husband, but her husband left her there and just drove away from the whole scene.
This analogy has gotten a little too specific and has definitely never happened, but what I wanted to say was, the sentences and phrasing, especially of that last comment, are gorgeous, but I feel like someone just threw me off a building.
okay but imagine the riveting, animalistic car sex with a clown and a clown and a clown and a clown and a clown and
aaaaaand weâre back on track folks!