suuh dudes

[notallmensheviks]

The DMV Reviewed Thousands of Hilarious Vanity Plate Applications Last Year. These Are Our Favorites

Inside the important job of keeping poop puns, dick jokes, and hate speech off California’s roadways

absolutely incredible journalism

[brucebocchi]

[doubleca5t]

California DMV says MILF rights

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

cannot wrap my head around this one

[objetocotidiano]

…

[konohaeleven]

[fruitsoftheweb]

Wax Drip

[supercumrat64]

heh heh…

[supercumrat64]

sort of, uh… heh

[supercumrat64]

kinda looks like uh… heh, you know…

[purified-zone]

What do you see? What does it look like, Supercumrat64? Why don’t you share it with the class, Supercumrat64?

[officialfist]

I don’t know why people call Luigi the “lesser brother” he is a multimillionaire with multiple homes, who has been on just as many adventures as his “superior” brother Mario, and has on multiple occasions been called in to save, Mario It’s bullshit propaganda and I won’t stand for it anymore.

[arcsin27]

Not to mention he actually yknow has a personality and isn’t suffering from silent protagonist syndrome

[officialfist]

He’s fucking DRENCHED in personality!

[takineko]

[officialfist]

LOOK AT HIM GO!

[trashcat-waifu]

He's also got a bigger dick according to matpat

[officialfist]

AND HE’S GOT A BIGGER DICK ACCORDING TO MATPAT!

[melvinandlugnut]

Maxx made this video to convince me to give him admin in my discord server.

I gave him a role called admin that doesn’t actually have admin privileges.

[melvinandlugnut]

Important update

[methargicismm]

My friend said “the typewriter is urs if u can fix it”

and after about an hour and a half of tinkering, i finally did it, and this was the first thing i made and sent to him

[redyarns]

AKDKWKXKSKKSKDKW

[untrusts]

[eggswheretheyshouldntbe]

this is the only good boomer comic

[yesterdaysprint]

New-York Tribune, New York, December 17, 1916

[bummass]

Bitch that is a LOOK

[dopedildobouquet]

Is she wearing the

[ashestoashesjc]

the chanel boots? yeah, she is

[florideae]

trick or treat except i’m the treat. hello vampires come bite this neck

[ask-the-multishipper-blog]

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[nyfian-deactivated20150105]

HOLY FUCKING COW.

[carverly]

OKAY IT’S TRUE

[lookingforpack-deactivated20181]

WHAT

[imivi]

???

[kittyluvr69]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

[daxin-freeborns-news-feed]

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

[kynisme-blog]

oh?

OH

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

[stach3nscarf3n]

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

[blustrology-deactivated20180312]

i wanna see what happens

[annotateee]

it looks fun i guess

[little-white-noises]

Where did this even come from

[thefutaking]

This sho

[eddie-bullshit]

Wierd :o

[starlightdealer]

I want in

[mysterygirlsofficialtumbler]

I call doubt

[edeneye30]

Hmm

[amethysts-pants-official]

I D I D T H I S A N D I G O T A N A S K T H A T J U S T “ P A N T S ”

[nertleturtle]

i s2g-

[nertleturtle]

i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND DAMN IT

[raging-kitten-deactivated201708]

I dont believe this

[thathighclassbitch]

My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.

[a-birdy-talks]

I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D

[thathighclassbitch]

..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????

[a-birdy-talks]

O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD 

[angrybeardedbastard]

Hmmm

[katuki-yuri]

GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS

[lavendericy]

yolo

[decendedinhell]

I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.

[totallynaf-deactivated20200218]

Hm.

[vampirojoto-remade-deactivated2]

ok i believe

[cuddlefights]

shrug emoji

[the-milk-was-expired-deactivate]

BITCH FUCK ME UP

[vorpalmango]

DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES

[lvulic]

what is this mahogoney.

[cliche-ask-max-deactivated20171]

Dude wtf

[a-boy-and-his-gem]

((i am utterly confused))

[tabii-search-history-deactivate]

oh))

[neeancy-search-history]

Yeah right, as if it’s real…

(But I am actually desperately lonely and hoping it is)

[flowerscout-davey-search-history]

*rolls eyes* suuuure

[phoneykin]

//:^)))

[euphorickie]

pls

[retrostan-deactivated20180915]

NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER

NOPE IM OUT

[sweetseaveydreams]

wot in tarnation 

can i get a hoopla

[themostbeautifulthing123]

Q?

[trashyeds]

I wanna see if something actualky happens

(UPDATE) it actually works

[finns-curls]

only doing this to see if something happens

(UPDATE - LMAO IT ACTUALLY WORKS)

[woahidiot]

OKAY LETS TRY IT

[vi-bi-bye]

Not even some magical being can make me get something on my inbox, that shit’s a fucking desert

[beep-beep-beverly]

Askbox empty will wait to see what happens

[beep-beep-beverly]

Ah it works I’m not having a crisis or anything I’m so confused

[vitalhemmings]

hm

[be-more-heidi-hansen]

they said “sorry, got caught in traffic” I’m knDJSMSN

[sluttykacchan-deactivated201910]

hm doES it really work?

[monkel-in-the-bathroom]

What the hell is this

[let-me-puke-in-ur-mouth-em]

If this works it will be the second thing to ever be in my ask box oof

[diego-hargreeves-official]

Aight let’s try

[tiso-heart]

i have tried this multiple times before and they all worked

i’m gonna be surprised if they still come in

[my-i-dont-even-know-mess]

Let’s try this bitch

[crab-07]

Let’s see if this still works

[charlessoda-deactivated20200226]

dont trick me, ya dingle

[lillypad-moved-deactivated20210]

I know for a fact that if I do receive something I’ll be super freaked out for no reason.

[theitalianscribe]

Let’s see what happens. I’ve lived long enough anyway.

[edaryn04]

Come at me

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

I wanna

[so-lovelee]

please

[schrodingers-fyke]

Hmm… Maybe?

[strixton]

Holy shit it works!

[tech--romancer]

Ive got mail!

[itsmeeve1220-blog]

Let’s go gaymers lmao

[inkedmyths]

Why not? Will it bring people out of the woodwork?

[zonai-of-the-lost]

I want to see what will happen X3

[zonai-of-the-lost]

WHAT!?

HOW IS THIS REAL????

[allthatdivides]

bls

[mpleaff]

OwO

[deathgripsforcutie]

Teenage win

[skypestripper]

u cant sit with us

[hankvondouche]

Here we go again with this fucking story…

[sunflower-honeyy-deactivated202]

Ok but where is Sis’ emmy for this?

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[trappedinavelociraptor]

world heritage post

[chillcrafting]

[transenbyhollis]

Minecraft animals are peak aestheticism. Nothing has ever filled me with such simple yet total delight

[themightydeerlord]

[rorytelling]

Effervescent means full of bubbles wtf does this mean

[chillcrafting]

[helixel]

I know you guys wanted Atla fan art from me, and I promise I have some more in the works but… masters on a string..? 

 [ http://Patreon.com/Helixel ]