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California DMV says MILF rights
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trying on a metaphor
dirt enthusiast
noise dept.
YOU ARE THE REASON

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Inside the important job of keeping poop puns, dick jokes, and hate speech off California’s roadways
absolutely incredible journalism
California DMV says MILF rights
cannot wrap my head around this one
Wax Drip
heh heh…
sort of, uh… heh
kinda looks like uh… heh, you know…
What do you see? What does it look like, Supercumrat64? Why don’t you share it with the class, Supercumrat64?
I don’t know why people call Luigi the “lesser brother” he is a multimillionaire with multiple homes, who has been on just as many adventures as his “superior” brother Mario, and has on multiple occasions been called in to save, Mario It’s bullshit propaganda and I won’t stand for it anymore.
Not to mention he actually yknow has a personality and isn’t suffering from silent protagonist syndrome
He’s fucking DRENCHED in personality!
LOOK AT HIM GO!
He's also got a bigger dick according to matpat
AND HE’S GOT A BIGGER DICK ACCORDING TO MATPAT!
Maxx made this video to convince me to give him admin in my discord server.
I gave him a role called admin that doesn’t actually have admin privileges.
Important update
My friend said “the typewriter is urs if u can fix it”
and after about an hour and a half of tinkering, i finally did it, and this was the first thing i made and sent to him
AKDKWKXKSKKSKDKW
this is the only good boomer comic
New-York Tribune, New York, December 17, 1916
Bitch that is a LOOK
Is she wearing the
the chanel boots? yeah, she is
trick or treat except i’m the treat. hello vampires come bite this neck
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
???
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
WHAT HOW
I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?
oh?
OH
#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible
nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST
gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH
I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE
THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF
you’re shitting me
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-
i wanna see what happens
it looks fun i guess
Where did this even come from
This sho
Wierd :o
I want in
I call doubt
Hmm
I D I D T H I S A N D I G O T A N A S K T H A T J U S T “ P A N T S ”
i s2g-
i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND DAMN IT
I dont believe this
My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.
I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D
..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????
O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD
GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS
yolo
I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.
ok i believe
shrug emoji
BITCH FUCK ME UP
DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES
what is this mahogoney.
Dude wtf
((i am utterly confused))
Yeah right, as if it’s real…
(But I am actually desperately lonely and hoping it is)
*rolls eyes* suuuure
//:^)))
pls
NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER
NOPE IM OUT
wot in tarnation
can i get a hoopla
I wanna see if something actualky happens
(UPDATE) it actually works
only doing this to see if something happens
(UPDATE - LMAO IT ACTUALLY WORKS)
OKAY LETS TRY IT
Not even some magical being can make me get something on my inbox, that shit’s a fucking desert
Askbox empty will wait to see what happens
Ah it works I’m not having a crisis or anything I’m so confused
they said “sorry, got caught in traffic” I’m knDJSMSN
hm doES it really work?
What the hell is this
If this works it will be the second thing to ever be in my ask box oof
Aight let’s try
i have tried this multiple times before and they all worked
i’m gonna be surprised if they still come in
Let’s try this bitch
Let’s see if this still works
dont trick me, ya dingle
I know for a fact that if I do receive something I’ll be super freaked out for no reason.
Let’s see what happens. I’ve lived long enough anyway.
Come at me
I wanna
please
Hmm… Maybe?
Holy shit it works!
Ive got mail!
Let’s go gaymers lmao
Why not? Will it bring people out of the woodwork?
I want to see what will happen X3
WHAT!?
HOW IS THIS REAL????
OwO
Teenage win
u cant sit with us
Here we go again with this fucking story…
Ok but where is Sis’ emmy for this?
me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack
jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread
Did it the lazy easy way:
It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.
FETISH?????????
god i wish i were you
Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?
I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD
world heritage post
Minecraft animals are peak aestheticism. Nothing has ever filled me with such simple yet total delight
Effervescent means full of bubbles wtf does this mean
I know you guys wanted Atla fan art from me, and I promise I have some more in the works but… masters on a string..?
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