im @theres-a-tv-joe

find me there not here thxxxx

[digitised-celluloid]

[dimetrodone]

Looking

[dimetrodone]

She’s a bug

[byjove]

Imagine being the last owner of Hanako, that 226 year old Japanese koi that was spawned in 1751 and died in 1977. A fish that outlived 7 emperors. A fish that survived the Second World War. And she dies in your care. I would never recover.

[a-daks]

I would find peace in that she felt comfortable enough to finally rest in my company. Fish remember faces and voices of their caretakers. Perhaps she loved the last too much to watch them die before her, too.

[byjove]

oh….yeah…maybe

[louferrignojrofficial]

tommy trying to hold back his tears ☹️

[onlytiktoks]

[forgotn1]

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[lexi-anastasia-astra-luna]

Work work work work work work!!!

[sammaggs]

Dief blessings on this post

[jackabbot]

TOMMY KINARD IN EVERY EPISODE ↳ S8E05 “Masks”

[libraford]

Thinking about when I first moved to Ohio and me and my girlfriend went out for our anniversary date. We thought it would be nice to overdress a little and it was winter, so we were wearing wool hats. We looked very 1940s and it was cute.

A lady came up to me and said: "excuse me, are you part of that society of ladies that dress fancy?"

Me: "No ma'am, we are on a date."

Lady: "the both of you? Like that?"

Me: "...it's our anniversary?"

Lady was prepared for two people in their 30s to be part of a Red Hat Society offshoot, but not lesbians.

[angelofthemornings-deactivated2]

One night I was hungry and the guy I was dating at the time ordered a pizza for me. Presumably he said "it's for my boyfriend" or something like that. I went to pick it up and the lady said "Oh this was ordered by your girlfriend Mike"

[libraford]

Obsessed with this. I think my gender today will be Girlfriend Mike.

[siratonin]

guys I couldn't resist he looks so young and good and the CURLS !!!

[everythingfox]

“Please sir”

(via)

[bayouette]

I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Okayokayokayokaybut "My hand will wear out but the inscription will remain" is kind of a power line BEFORE you factor in that it is, in fact, over a thousand years old.

[dduane]

It’s always good to spend a few moments, on a quiet day, looking through the Family album.

[fieldexplores]

A Man of Few Words

[valtharr]

[emilyscartoons]

I'm back, shop's back, everything's back!

http://emilyscartoons.myshopify.com

[alivedean]

911 + text posts → 6/?

[andrewbelami]

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

[pendejx-deactivated20200323]

25796323689432 feet you say?

[dadpat-tactual-deactivated20230]

This post turns 11 next month and it continues to be one of the funniest on this damn site

[dadpat-tactual-deactivated20230]

Happy 10 years to one of the OG funniest viral posts on this site

[macaronimars]

i dont have much time rn but i wanted to contribute something to @bucktommypositivityweek so here is a lil drawing i’m calling a combo of day one and two (tommys favourite spot to kiss, bucks favourite pet name) 🤗

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]