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🥺 25/Leftist This is a sideblog to a dead main blog sorry

[feldfrog]

When you wingman your buddy, you should get to have a little bit of the sex

[toxicmp3]

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

[toxicmp3]

men with abs aren’t capable of love

[soundclown]

[teethwreath]

[sydrichie]

[segamascott]

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[alyssathestormwitch]

[dollmaycry]

[beadyeyes]

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

[longseasons]

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

[walkingeverywhere]

Generally I think straight men should not say faggot but this trea turner (baseball player) tweet is so fucking funny that it’s allowed I think

[ringneckedpheasant]

I am always saying this during museum visits

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[dogpuppy]

[ieee-official]

Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.

[yoneda-emma]

this is what a page of my wizards spellbook looks like

[maladaptations]

[amateur-artist]

Sounds like something a wizard mocking another wizard for their poorly written spellbook would say

[brbjellyfishing]

[secret-aardvark]

The corporate version of “hey OP what the FUCK does this mean”