honk honk

im like a car blogger but im real flesh and blood and steel and bolts just like a real car.

[kerchowe]

youre in her dms im my soul is trapped in the engine of this car please for the love of god someone help me mmm yummy yummy gasoline

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[threedollarsdotcom]

letd go eat parts of that guys car

[ytpforyouandme]

[ytpforyouandme]

just for christmas

[benoit-bodhuin]

Sergey Shabohin

[pansyfemme]

hits your cervix with my car

[radiofreederry]

Sex traffickers will target cars that look feminine

[nunporn]

they try to poach me for my fur

[markadoo]

used to be when you fucked in a car you could always be sure that the car wouldn't know. thats not the case anymore. modern cars know when you're fucking in them. how could they not? maybe you can avoid this by simply turning the car off. maybe that's naive of me. i just don't know. it's hard to know these things

[evilscientist3]

Soon the cars might ask to join in, and it might even be for the best that we accept tender automobile lovemaking into our lives, but no one can really say for sure

[threedollarsdotcom]

im parrying cars on the highway and backing up traffic for several miles

[wolfstrong]

I want you guys to know I think the phrase “beats walkin” every single day. Like whenever times get tough or when I have to make do or whatever I’m always like well. Beats walkin. It keeps me going I want it on my gravestone after I pass

[daisymayys]

'look both ways before you cross the street' maybe the cars should look both ways before they cross Me #rightofway

[frenchcurious]

Abarth 695 SS Assetto Corsa Radiale 1965. - source Amazing Classic Cars.

[segacity]

Lancia ‘SEGA Rally Championship’ Arcade

[frenchcurious]

Maserati Khamsin 1977. - source Classic Old Cars.

[guitarluvr]

[omegasomeone]

@miata-detector

[miata-detector]

ouu the miaba play frch run around jumpjumpjump! welll unless itsnot a miatacause they dont know how to bite things cause they're too sweetypie hmm