milktea no jikan.

" she married the man of her dreams—but her dreams were wrong. "

[youaremynirvana1]

Visit Original Link

[polkadotpolaroid-blog]

Please play this at my birthday.

[doctorhowmany]

I am so glad I came back to listen to this.

[best-of-funny]

X

[kettle-prince]

GUYS, TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY. IVE BEEN WAITING TO REBLOG THIS ALL YEAR

[kettle-prince]

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN I WILL PLAY THIS SONG FOR EVERY BIRTHDAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, I DON’t CARE IF I PLAY THIS AT 82 I STILL WILL FCKNG DO IT

[kettle-prince]

GUYS THE TIME HAS COME AGAIN IS THIS MY THIRD CONSECUTIVE YEAR OF REBLOGGING THIS? IDK. I’LL STILL DO IT EVERY DAMN YEAR UNTIL TUMBLR SHUTS DOWN OR SOMETHING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

[kettle-prince]

HELLO, IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN. I AM BACK.

THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN FOR THE FOURTH, CONSECUTIVE YEAR.

CHOO CHOO EVERYONE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, YEEEEEHAW.

[kettle-prince]

Hello. Every year I reblog this post as my annual birthday tradition. Today is the fifth year I’m doing this. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

May this post never die. Long live Thomas in da Club 🤟🏼

[kettle-prince]

Hello, today is my sixth consecutive year of honoring this birthday tradition. Sixth. SIXTH. I’m surprised tumblr is still around for me to be able to reblog this every year on my birthday without fail. Long live Thomas in da Club and may this post never die, peace 🔥

[kettle-prince]

HI THIS IS MY SEVENTH YEAR OF DOING THIS BIRTHDAY TRADITION.

Seven years.

may tumblr live forever so that I get to keep doing my only birthday tradition without fail for seven more years to come.

[kettle-prince]

Happy Birthday to me!!! today is my 8th year of reblogging this annual birthday post as a tradition!

Eight years!!!

This year, I’ve been playing Genshin Impact and I am delighted to find out that I share the same birthdate with Qiqi, and it’s the cutest thing ever.

Tumblr pls stay alive bc I want to keep going with reblogging this post and hit a decade with it. Long live this birthday post ✨🎂🎉

[kettle-prince]

Hi tumblr peeps; another year, another birthday!

Today is my *ninth* year of holding this birthday tradition.

NINE YEARS, YEE HAW.

Still play genshin impact, still hella broke as hell. I hope tumblr continues to stay alive next year so that I can have the bragging right of being able to say that I’ve been doing this for 10 years.

[kettle-prince]

I can’t believe it; Tumblr made it to past ten years for me to be able to reblog my birthday tradition of listening to this song on my birthday.

It’s my birthday again, now going on for ten years! Ten!!! 🎂🍰✨

crazy to think that I was just a wee pre-med student the first time I reblogged this post and now I am a PGY-4 ortho surgery resident… a whole ass doctor…

I’m still broke, still playing Genshin Impact, but now with the bragging right of saying I’ve been doing this for ten years.

Ten more years to go, Tumblr. Viva la Thomas in da Club 🤟

[kettle-prince]

Hello tumblr, it’s that time of the year again for me. My annual birthday tradition of reblogging this post.

I’m now a senior ortho surgery resident (PGY-5), about to start fellowship. 1-2 years later, and I’ll finally be a full-pledged attending doctor. Almost there!! I’m *still* broke, still playing Genshin Impact, and still can’t believe that tumblr survived this long for me to be able to reblog my birthday tradition for 11 years.

Happy birthday tradition to me, year eleven! 🎂✨

Viva la Thomas in da club 🤘🏻

[kettle-prince]

Happy Birthday to me, year 12 ✨🎂🩺

WE MADE IT TO TWELVE WHOLE YEARS OF REBLOGGING THIS POST EVERY BIRTHDAY!!! My post is almost a whole teenager now 😭

NOT quite an attending yet (currently in my Fellowship program)—still broke, but ALMOOOOOST there into becoming an attending orthopod!

I can’t believe I’m fortunate enough that Tumblr has stuck around for 12+ years that I am still able to do this tradition.

I’ve been playing more Honkai Star Rail now more than Genshin Impact, joined so many facebook groups for hobbyist stuff, but life is still pretty much the same for me.

Viva la Thomas in da Club 🙏🏻💪🏼

[kettle-prince]

Happy Birthday to me, 2026. It’s year 13 ✨🍰🩺👩🏻‍⚕️

I AM NOW FINALLY A FULL PLEDGED, ATTENDING ORTHOPEDIC SURGEON.

Still kinda broke paying off that student debt, hadn’t touched online gaming for the past year tbh, joined more FB hobbyist groups, lost weight, started walking, bettered my sewing skills to custom tailor my clothes to my actual measurements, quietly enjoying life in my early 30s.

So grateful that Tumblr is still around for me to be able to continue doing this annual birthday tradition. Feeling some mixed emotions here, but ultimately? 30s ain’t so bad.

Viva la Thomas in da Club 🩵✨

[beemovieerotica]

???

[metaangelz]

this video is litteraly making me go crazy

[frostedmagnolias]

Pendant Shaped as a Mermaid

c. 1575-c. 1600, with later modifications

Spanish

Art Institute of Chicago

[mollybeenoel]

Pomegranate cake with rose petals by dreamyfigs on Instagram

[badmode-deactivated20230124]

the first humans that saw the sun go down and turn to night

[kidnamedfinger-deactivated20250]

when it became day again

[youaremynirvana1]

Visit Original Link

[polkadotpolaroid-blog]

Please play this at my birthday.

[doctorhowmany]

I am so glad I came back to listen to this.

[best-of-funny]

X

[kettle-prince]

GUYS, TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY. IVE BEEN WAITING TO REBLOG THIS ALL YEAR

[kettle-prince]

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN I WILL PLAY THIS SONG FOR EVERY BIRTHDAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, I DON’t CARE IF I PLAY THIS AT 82 I STILL WILL FCKNG DO IT

[kettle-prince]

GUYS THE TIME HAS COME AGAIN IS THIS MY THIRD CONSECUTIVE YEAR OF REBLOGGING THIS? IDK. I’LL STILL DO IT EVERY DAMN YEAR UNTIL TUMBLR SHUTS DOWN OR SOMETHING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

[kettle-prince]

HELLO, IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN. I AM BACK.

THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN FOR THE FOURTH, CONSECUTIVE YEAR.

CHOO CHOO EVERYONE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, YEEEEEHAW.

[kettle-prince]

Hello. Every year I reblog this post as my annual birthday tradition. Today is the fifth year I’m doing this. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

May this post never die. Long live Thomas in da Club 🤟🏼

[kettle-prince]

Hello, today is my sixth consecutive year of honoring this birthday tradition. Sixth. SIXTH. I’m surprised tumblr is still around for me to be able to reblog this every year on my birthday without fail. Long live Thomas in da Club and may this post never die, peace 🔥

[kettle-prince]

HI THIS IS MY SEVENTH YEAR OF DOING THIS BIRTHDAY TRADITION.

Seven years.

may tumblr live forever so that I get to keep doing my only birthday tradition without fail for seven more years to come.

[kettle-prince]

Happy Birthday to me!!! today is my 8th year of reblogging this annual birthday post as a tradition!

Eight years!!!

This year, I’ve been playing Genshin Impact and I am delighted to find out that I share the same birthdate with Qiqi, and it’s the cutest thing ever.

Tumblr pls stay alive bc I want to keep going with reblogging this post and hit a decade with it. Long live this birthday post ✨🎂🎉

[kettle-prince]

Hi tumblr peeps; another year, another birthday!

Today is my *ninth* year of holding this birthday tradition.

NINE YEARS, YEE HAW.

Still play genshin impact, still hella broke as hell. I hope tumblr continues to stay alive next year so that I can have the bragging right of being able to say that I’ve been doing this for 10 years.

[kettle-prince]

I can’t believe it; Tumblr made it to past ten years for me to be able to reblog my birthday tradition of listening to this song on my birthday.

It’s my birthday again, now going on for ten years! Ten!!! 🎂🍰✨

crazy to think that I was just a wee pre-med student the first time I reblogged this post and now I am a PGY-4 ortho surgery resident… a whole ass doctor…

I’m still broke, still playing Genshin Impact, but now with the bragging right of saying I’ve been doing this for ten years.

Ten more years to go, Tumblr. Viva la Thomas in da Club 🤟

[kettle-prince]

Hello tumblr, it’s that time of the year again for me. My annual birthday tradition of reblogging this post.

I’m now a senior ortho surgery resident (PGY-5), about to start fellowship. 1-2 years later, and I’ll finally be a full-pledged attending doctor. Almost there!! I’m *still* broke, still playing Genshin Impact, and still can’t believe that tumblr survived this long for me to be able to reblog my birthday tradition for 11 years.

Happy birthday tradition to me, year eleven! 🎂✨

Viva la Thomas in da club 🤘🏻

[kettle-prince]

Happy Birthday to me, year 12 ✨🎂🩺

WE MADE IT TO TWELVE WHOLE YEARS OF REBLOGGING THIS POST EVERY BIRTHDAY!!! My post is almost a whole teenager now 😭

NOT quite an attending yet (currently in my Fellowship program)—still broke, but ALMOOOOOST there into becoming an attending orthopod!

I can’t believe I’m fortunate enough that Tumblr has stuck around for 12+ years that I am still able to do this tradition.

I’ve been playing more Honkai Star Rail now more than Genshin Impact, joined so many facebook groups for hobbyist stuff, but life is still pretty much the same for me.

Viva la Thomas in da Club 🙏🏻💪🏼

[mossworm]

everybody is drooling for the blond guy from dungeon meshi. that guy is 100% real and I know like six of him, what you are looking for is a marine biologist

1. spends a long amount of time doing something weird far away from society

2. will not stop talking about their animal

3. has definitely eaten their animal and has strong opinions on how to cook it best

[mizufae]

If you are into the sexy dwarf what you want is a mycologist btw

[iridepigs]

[yuumei-art]

Painting You, Painting Me

Illustration for my work in progress novel about artists titled 1000 Words Unframed

HD images and painting videos on my Patreon.com/Yuumei

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

The Atelier 'Luminous Reverie' fall 2024 couture

[totalsellout]

IRENE PERFECT 10 'Queens Archive', 2021

[sugurugetos]

IRENE SORIBADA AWARDS, 190823

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

It would mean so much to me if you could check out my fashion instagram, here is a sneak peek of today's post!

Krikor Jabotian Chapter XI

[youaremynirvana1]

Visit Original Link

[polkadotpolaroid-blog]

Please play this at my birthday.

[doctorhowmany]

I am so glad I came back to listen to this.

[best-of-funny]

X

[kettle-prince]

GUYS, TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY. IVE BEEN WAITING TO REBLOG THIS ALL YEAR

[kettle-prince]

IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN I WILL PLAY THIS SONG FOR EVERY BIRTHDAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, I DON’t CARE IF I PLAY THIS AT 82 I STILL WILL FCKNG DO IT

[kettle-prince]

GUYS THE TIME HAS COME AGAIN IS THIS MY THIRD CONSECUTIVE YEAR OF REBLOGGING THIS? IDK. I’LL STILL DO IT EVERY DAMN YEAR UNTIL TUMBLR SHUTS DOWN OR SOMETHING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

[kettle-prince]

HELLO, IT’S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN. I AM BACK.

THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN FOR THE FOURTH, CONSECUTIVE YEAR.

CHOO CHOO EVERYONE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, YEEEEEHAW.

[kettle-prince]

Hello. Every year I reblog this post as my annual birthday tradition. Today is the fifth year I’m doing this. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

May this post never die. Long live Thomas in da Club 🤟🏼

[kettle-prince]

Hello, today is my sixth consecutive year of honoring this birthday tradition. Sixth. SIXTH. I’m surprised tumblr is still around for me to be able to reblog this every year on my birthday without fail. Long live Thomas in da Club and may this post never die, peace 🔥

[kettle-prince]

HI THIS IS MY SEVENTH YEAR OF DOING THIS BIRTHDAY TRADITION.

Seven years.

may tumblr live forever so that I get to keep doing my only birthday tradition without fail for seven more years to come.

[kettle-prince]

Happy Birthday to me!!! today is my 8th year of reblogging this annual birthday post as a tradition!

Eight years!!!

This year, I’ve been playing Genshin Impact and I am delighted to find out that I share the same birthdate with Qiqi, and it’s the cutest thing ever.

Tumblr pls stay alive bc I want to keep going with reblogging this post and hit a decade with it. Long live this birthday post ✨🎂🎉

[kettle-prince]

Hi tumblr peeps; another year, another birthday!

Today is my *ninth* year of holding this birthday tradition.

NINE YEARS, YEE HAW.

Still play genshin impact, still hella broke as hell. I hope tumblr continues to stay alive next year so that I can have the bragging right of being able to say that I’ve been doing this for 10 years.

[kettle-prince]

I can’t believe it; Tumblr made it to past ten years for me to be able to reblog my birthday tradition of listening to this song on my birthday.

It’s my birthday again, now going on for ten years! Ten!!! 🎂🍰✨

crazy to think that I was just a wee pre-med student the first time I reblogged this post and now I am a PGY-4 ortho surgery resident… a whole ass doctor…

I’m still broke, still playing Genshin Impact, but now with the bragging right of saying I’ve been doing this for ten years.

Ten more years to go, Tumblr. Viva la Thomas in da Club 🤟

[kettle-prince]

Hello tumblr, it’s that time of the year again for me. My annual birthday tradition of reblogging this post.

I’m now a senior ortho surgery resident (PGY-5), about to start fellowship. 1-2 years later, and I’ll finally be a full-pledged attending doctor. Almost there!! I’m *still* broke, still playing Genshin Impact, and still can’t believe that tumblr survived this long for me to be able to reblog my birthday tradition for 11 years.

Happy birthday tradition to me, year eleven! 🎂✨

Viva la Thomas in da club 🤘🏻

[oobbbear]

What do y’all mean by you can open orange with hands that thing is unbreakable what the hell

[oobbbear]

I usually bite a little opening on the skin and suck it dry then peel it to eat the dry meat

I thought everyone does this…

[sidecast-text]

personally i cut it in half first and then flip it inside out like so

[notaroadrageracasualtalk]

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[prismatic-bell]

Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.

[harmonysama-deactivated20190724]

all this info is good for writing

but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed

ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone

[thewelterschallenge]

Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.

[bloodforbones]

Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same

[sweetgirlfriend]

Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)

[fluidityandgiggles]

This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.

[nintendhoe-switchblade-deactiva]

use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.

[emilyelizabethfowl]

Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?

[ferntastic-m]

I love learning.

[srazars-main-blog-deactivated20]

IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.

[ratherinterestingmilkshake]

ON MY DASH

[infinitebadashianqueen]

Also bury the body deeper than six feet, so it can’t be washed up or smelled by hounds. Yes, that may mean you dig a 12 foot deep grave. Guess what? Murder is work.

[the-suriel-deserved-better]

Murder is work kids.

[krystal-prisms]

Too much work

[gay-vibin-girl]

Creating new jobs in America one murder at a time

[3-spoons]

Also work fast and no witnesses

[somany-fandoms-solittle-time]

THIS HAS OVER A MILLION NOTES WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL!!!!!

[xakumi]

Also if you are planning to flee the country, get that figured out way in advance. At least a year or two in advance. And make sure everyone knows you’re moving, so it’s less suspicious than to randomly leave without saying anything. Perhaps it’s studying abroad, a job opportunity, or even meeting up with a friend and/or romantic partner?

[thegreenpea]

If you buey the body vertically don’t forget to leave a few feet above the head and place some animal bones on it so when the blood hounds sniff they will find the animal bones and the police would likely rule it as a false positive. Also globally the solving rate for murder is 45% so don’t worry too much

[unfortunatelyevent]

am I gonna get in some fbi list for rebbloging this? possible

do I care enough to not reblog this? absolutely not

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Don’t forget it’s just a missing person case if they can’t find the body.

[guiltiest-gear]

Hmm

[dooflizard]

Dances with plans

[holding-infinity-and-a-book]

Helpful tumblr. Real helpful.

[warning-coffeeisexplosive-deact]

Thank you Tumblr. Now I have ideas :)

[daughter-of-hades1218-deactivat]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

@yashee-but-jiba youre in the hellsite hall of fame

[jeffthehistorian]

I love this. If I may add, wear shoes too big/small for your feet so the footprints font give you away.

[deadboytryingtosurvive]

If you feed a human body to pigs you have to remove the teeth first. Pigs can’t digest human teeth so if suspected the teeth can be found. I would recomend grinding them into dust and releasing it into the wind on a windy day :)

[starscence]

Remember: The authorities will know if the murderer faked their accent/foot print/whatever, but as long as they don’t find your actual features you’ll be fine

[blue-checkmarks-go-here-deactiv]

No body no murder, hide it well folks.

[viva-1a-resistance]

if youre gonna bury the body, hide it somewhere temporary first. leave the police an anonymous tip that its buried somewhere else. after theyve searched and not found anything, bury the body there. the freshly dug soil wont be as suspicious and theyre not gonna look there because they already have

also if you pierce the lungs the body wont float

and if youre gonna do anything else, take out the teeth and burn the tongue, fingertips, etc. this will prevent identification by dna

<3

[bigmickswingin]

It should be noted by any prospective murderers out there than dna can be recovered from any body tissue or fluid, so destoying teeth, tongue, fingertips, etc will not be sufficient.

[viva-1a-resistance]

so basically, dont leave a body at all or make damn sure its not gonna be found

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

Hydrochloric acid is also useful for disposing of flesh!! Just make sure you can get rid of the bones too xx

@princesscat01

[siriusblackinskirts-deactivated]

cover up any tattoos/piercing u have and wear fake tattoos

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[spongebobheritageposts]

date of origin: August 9th, 2018

[ghost-postables]

The unbridled joy of seeing this pass by again, spotting the little red heart like “ah… my old friend. Spongebob Human Anatomy Squarepants.