sorrels

a flock of owls (she/it)

[straytheskies]

its 3 am and im tire d and someone posted this strategy board in ffxiv and im crying

[clockwork-spiral]

ⓘ If left alone for too long, Girlfriend may begin to play Final Fantasy XIV.

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[lonelyroommp3]

cats are genuinely fucking useless man

[lonelyroommp3]

okay sure that’s progress i guess

[lonelyroommp3]

WE’RE SO BACK

[lonelyroommp3]

are you enjoying your One Cold Paw

[orcboxer]

autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally

[peopleingishard]

^not my post but same sentiment

[catboyaoi]

i love my disabled friends dearly more than anything so i say this with love - meal planning for a group of ppl all with different dietary needs is like playing The Logical Journey of the Zoombinis

[catboyaoi]

Me and my friends when we eat

[ouroborosorder]

when i'm playing a healer: are my fuckign dps thinking. are they cognisant of the fact that they're alive and that their actions impact others. fucking idiots. wont' even stand near my giant circle labelled "HEALING HERE"

me when i'm on dps: i'm da king of the payload babyyyyy

[peelingmandarins]

[the-vegan-muser]

me when I see a cat if I’m being honest

[yaoiblackmold]

Whenever people ask me "why don't you know xyz, it's so popular" well see it's because

[burgundyflowers]

The world doesn't revolve around one country. What is popular over there might not be the same in another country and it's totally normal but pop culture for example is a global thing like most people know Ariana Grande. This is just an example.

[lydiardbell]

Yeah pop culture is universal and most societies like the same stuff, just like how everyone knows who Zhou Xuan, Dhanush, and Mia Guissé are and we all know and love the classic holiday season movie Al-Risâlah

[bowelfly]

hands you a bunch of little guys

[goodgirl-inc]

Check the date, any calendar

[gonkaccino]

[flanneldragon]

[ephemeralhorror]

[fromankyra]

reblog for sample size!!!

make a lower case e :3

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[official-keyes]

HEADBUTT STRENGTH OF 10,000 SUNS

[official-keyes]

just kidding. nap strength of 10,000 sleepies

[bowelfly]

Brother Gregor gone fishin'

[bowelfly]

Meanwhile, in the reeds

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."