rebellions are built on hope

i guess I'm a bobs burgers blog now

[leolaroot]

[mx-misty-eyed]

rb to give a snout-out to the gays

[idkcake]

[catchymemes]

[nettlepit]

pissing each other off as foreplay

[catchymemes]

[lightningbuster]

Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life

[creekfiend]

I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals

[caecaesclubhouse]

Cutie patooties 💕

[greeniery]

sorry for being a cunt sometimes it’s just that i am one

[jaelinex-deactivated20260330]

[virtualgirladvance]

Didn't even have to check the timestamps to know these were sent after midnight

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[mapswithoutwyoming]

"my wife and I saw you from across the lake and we think your vibes are rancid"

[xno-chill-memesx]

[luntfontanne]

[caguaydreams]

[ashstfu]

why must i endure the never ending horrors (getting out of bed)

[fatdoggirl-deactivated20250130]

this burger i just cooked for dinner is the most burger looking burger ive ever made. this is the standard burger shape . this thing looks like a krabby patty

[fatdoggirl-deactivated20250130]

love the difference in responses between here and twitter. on twitter i am being insulted for enjoying tomato on my burger and not completely melting the cheese into dairy based lava, meanwhile here everyone is sharing the joy of the perfectly shaped burger. you all understand me

[todaysbird]

something i have noticed lately: as a collective, a lot of gen z are simply getting tired of their phone

[todaysbird]

granted this doesn’t mean the endless doom scrolling has stopped. but i see a lot more self recognition of how phones have taken away from our ability to live our lives authentically and with variation instead of Hours of Repetitive Scroll. the dopamine may be easier but it doesn’t hit the same

[todaysbird]

this is good btw. it’s really important that we begin making the distinction between real and virtual life again

[daily-spooky]