I need a life

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[secondlina]

No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.

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[isthatmarkmercer]

You have found the Money Mark Mercer!

Reblog and your next D20 will be a Critical Success!

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[lemonsharks]

always reblog money snake

[jam-etc]

…I want to just draw a fashion zine of just Miss Piggy, oh my god. she is so underrated and underutilized, where is my succession-like muppets satire thing LOL I want it so bad. let me do it disney call me pls

EDIT FOR JAN 2025: I’M MAKING A ZINE OF MISS PIGGY FASHIONS. It is happening, I have heard your comments. Please stay tuned to my instagram for updates!! Here’s a preview:

thank you for like, a bajillion notes!!!

[jam-etc]

ugh sorry guys, I got a job literally right after posting this and it’s been insanely busy, forgive me…. I’m gonna post what I was gonna put in the zine here, no need to pay or anything (but if you like I have a kofi, I’d hugely appreesh hehe)

sorry to string you guys along for I guess a whole damn year, hahahah

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[villadiodatis]

I find it odd how many people are acting like Matt straight up lied about having Deirta’s typhros in mind for Essek’s motivations originally, and I think it’s related to a greater lack of understanding of canonicity in actual play. We see this same lack of understanding have the opposite effect when people badger the actors about ships that never happened and then act like “yeah maybe if things had gone differently” is hard confirmation.

Some people appear to be coming at the typhros reveal from the angle of “Matt meant that in C2 Deirta 100% had typhros to this degree and from his first appearance to Jester and Fjord’s wedding Essek has had the exact same motivations as he does in the show, but if you look at this interview Matt did during the campaign he says something else,” and so they arrive at “he’s lying to retroactively justify this change that I don’t like.” A much more likely explanation if you’re approaching the situation in good faith is that Deirta’s typhros was part of his original concept for Essek, and informed Essek’s early motivations, but Matt moved away from it later or decided to focus on other things by the time he gave the interview answers people are holding up as sacred gospel.

Many things in actual play, from PC motivations to NPC backstories, exist in a kind of Schrödinger’s canon—the player/GM may initially play a character with a certain motivation or fact in mind, but change their mind about it later. Until it is revealed to the audience, it is neither canon nor non-canon. (I’ve also seen this referred to as soft canon.) But it informed their performance in the moment nonetheless! And this adaptation, in which they’re changing a lot, is the perfect time to explore aspects of characters that were previously soft canon.

[kibashinzu]

I also feel like this comes from a place of those that watched the campaign feeling as though they are OWED something from the cast and crew. Which is such a toxic place to come from.

I love the idea of Typhros being a part of Esseks motivation, because it plays into other things Matt has said, like how Essek refused consecution in part because he was suspicious in how it could affect one's magic, but also in how there is little to no study how the process works. Both of these opinions play really well into idea of needing a way to research typhros, because the magic could be negatively affecting the 'soul', therefore it must be researched.

[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[raccoonmilf]

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

[fipindustries]

[guerrillatech]

[anti-terf-posts]

that time of the year, folks

official anti salvation army post

[nealashitposts]

Everytime I pass the bucket I remember the several freezing nights I spent on the streets because SA turned me away for being queer and I instead donate to a local low barrier shelter.

[nonotimetoulouse]

It’s like every week something weird happens.

[tubofgoodthings]

I can’t even begin to imagine how many episodes would be improved just by Picard giving a stumbling, awkward exposition of the episode’s plot to the crew

[starryoak]

ALL episodes could be improved if we saw Picard’s awkward, stumbling exposition to the crew of what’s going on that episode. In fact, I really wanna see that.

[nonotimetoulouse]

“Attention crew, this is your captain speaking. You may notice my voice sounds different, and uh, long story short, I’m 12 again. Another transporter thing, we should really get that looked at. Anywhooo if a little blonde kid starts ordering you around, don’t ignore him, because it’s me. Ok. Bye.”

[stra-tek]

“Okay so, you may have noticed large parts of the ship transforming into some kind of Mayan temple, and Commander Data running around and talking in several different voices. We are aware of the situation and taking steps to restore things to normal.”

[azriona]

“There will be a flute recital this evening in Ten Forward, performed by your Captain. All officers are requested to attend. No, he didn’t play the flute yesterday. Yes, he is now a life-long expert. No, this is not the result of a transporter incident. At least, not ours.”

[thebibliosphere]

‘Cave Johnson here. Due to a multidimensional mix up involving portal technology and something you idiots call “transporters” I’ll be temporarily taking over these announcements. Captain Picard is presumably fine and will assume control over the ship once we find all the bits. In the meantime, who wants to do some SCIENCE?”

[kibashinzu]

I'm fairly certain there is an episode of Lower Decks that is just an entire reference about how Main Deck doesn't really communicate with the rest of the ship, so everyone is improving on the fly.

Which in context of the show was even more funny, because the Captain was mother to one of the Lower Deckers.

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Ive been (very slowly) making my way through a mental health workbook, and a good 75% of the tasks/questions end up with me going

[tiktokstowatch]

[thedivisionbell1994]

[hungry-skeleton]

[raisondetriment]

She's so real for this

[jennsoups]

Heart of the Forest 🍂 - ig | bsky | twitter | commissions | prints

[newsandstuffisee]

[labelleizzy]

¡Sí, se puede!

Yes, we can! ✊

[my-dailydreams]

[animentality]

[cutekittenlady]

This is yet another thing I thought Pratchett had made up but turned out to be totally real.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Unrelated but any time someone mentions clown makeup I'm reminded of how highly successful stage magician Penn Jillette almost flunked out of clown college and had to take remedial clown makeup classes.

[cuprohastes]

My father was a magician and a clown. When he died, we cleared out his old clotehs and there was his clown suit.

"Oh I'll take this down to the charity shop" said my mother, missing hte part where no sane person is going to wear a clown suit.

"Nah" said I, "Have them dress him in it when they cremate him."

There was a pause and my throw-away joke started to slowly solidify into 'Yeah let's do that'.

A discussion was had with the mortician who had a bit of a worry that the costume would involve giant clown shoes which would prevent the coffin closing.

Luckily it wasn't that sort of outfit.

I told this to my dear friend who immediately envisaged someone trying to close a coffin onto a dead clown, only to have the big red nose go *Sad honk* every time there was an attempt to close the lid.

The awful hilarity rendered her incapable of standing.

[whumpster-fire]

The poor mortician can't figure out why it still won't close, and has to remove 5 dead clowns from the coffin before it finally shuts.

[kibashinzu]

"Profundity and absurdity are deeply in love. They go hand in hand. The world is very profoundly meaningful and deeply silly." - Brennan Lee Mulligan