just as you are

| Bee 🐝 || ‘02 || She/her |

[megamindsupremacy]

surely this is a sign that there’s nothing in particular wrong with the atmosphere right now

[sanlorenzoherald]

good morning

[sztupy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

You’ll need the link!

Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?

We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.

[yellew]

[alnitaks]

starry.eyed.stitcher

[i-am-a-fish]

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

[vanguard]

"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

[vanguard]

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

[micromontage]

what should I listen to

[segamascott]

women

[stuckinapril]

I’m not ashamed to be seen trying I’m not ashamed to be seen trying I’m not ashamed to be seen trying I’m not ashamed to be seen trying I’m not ashamed to be seen trying I’m not ashamed to be seen trying!!!

[foulserpent]

i think my ideal job is being paid 50$/hour to sit on the computer doing whatever i want at an empty rented office space for mysterious employers definitely running some kind of money laundering scheme and just needing me to keep up appearances of one of their shell companies but im not like, in on anything and no one can charge me for anything

[aroundmeblackbats]

when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[robogrind]

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

[sugar-petals]

listening to CDs in the kitchen i always brace myself for the ad between songs but then it just keeps rolling. skipping around how i like without interruption feels heavenly. we're in such a commercial angst prison that books and CDs are luxury now 😭

protect, pass on, thrift, gift, and store physical media, it's worth it

[dogpuppy]

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

Source

[liberalsarecool]

[ifeelsickening]

Reposting this coz i saw it in my camera roll again this is by far one of the funniest interactions ive come across on ao3

[belimah]

Some people who are insufferable and fast to go harass people online often forget that not only they are easy to be written about, their ocs, sonas, yumes are also easy to be written about.

I can bald you and all you love.

And that’s the least that can be done, since these people usually think fiction equals reality, it would be equivalent to balding them, I guess. Works.

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[gaytanic-panic]