Aesthetic Adjacent

If you’re here and I’m here, then who’s making thirst posts about old men on the blog?

[sasukechannel]

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

[karafina]

hello i have this

[teaboot]

Get-A-Load-Of-This-Guy Cam

[lakemojave]

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

[lakemojave]

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Everybody STOP having a crisis, it’s now tea time

☕️☕️☕️🫖🍵🍵🍪

Pause all dread and catastrophe to have a cuppa and some cookies for the next 15-30 minutes

This is a wizard spell

[apolladay]

Before you are two magic buttons. Button A: you will never have to clean your kitchen again (dishes are automatically done; floor swept and mopped; etc). Button B: you will never have to clean your bathroom again (toilet & sink & tub/shower cleaned and sanitized; etc) Which button do you push?

A

B

Voting ended onJun 3

[heliophile-oxon]

So many comments, many of them wise and all of them heartfelt, and yet nobody has thought to add ...

the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. Not only are there dishes every day, not only are there food preparation surfaces of various kinds every day, not only are there crumbs and odds and ends that fall on the floor every day ... but the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. The oven is in the kitchen, the food cupboards are in the kitchen, and above all THE KITCHEN BIN IS IN THE KITCHEN.

I mean, it's not like the bathroom is all sweetness and light, but seriously! Who in their right mind is choosing the bathroom?!?!?!?

Ils sont fous, ces Romains tumblrains.

[sufficientlylargen]

Having a magically-self-cleaning bathroom would be cool, but it wouldn't dramatically change my lifestyle.

If I could cook or bake whatever the hell I wanted, knowing that all my pots and mixing bowls and baking sheets would just zap themselves clean when I finished? If I knew that I could spill batter or grease inside the oven or burn things onto baking racks and it would just go away? I would be making delicious shit constantly.

[earhartsease]

from @baddywronglegs

#You can piss in the kitchen sink but you can't make lasagna in the shower

@theshitpostcalligrapher this one deserves to be writ large

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yeag.....

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[wildestlovers]

embarrassment is the cost of entry.

if you aren't willing to look like a foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.

[pangur-and-grim]

getting rocks thrown at you until you die is just part of the process. you can walk it off

[cupidsports]

"hockey is fun!" Yeah until one of your favorite players gets traded for nothing

[nauseatedwaitor]

He looks amazing!!!

Absolute shade with the tan suit at the Obama presidential library opening ceremony. Also, it looks like he’s growing out his hair? Waiting for that beard though

[puckpocketed]

at one point this team was so injured and devoid of nhl caliber talent he played 1st line center for this team. at other points he was stapled guys to LUKE KUNIN and KEVIN LABANC and gobbless them both and all of the long gone sharks ive loved but it was bad like it was BAD. i just wanted william eklund to experience some good sharks hockey. he helped so much to build it, he couldve been a core member of this team if given the chance. im gutted beyond silly performative fan anger like this one hurts 👍

[rainyydoves]

i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

[rainyydoves]

are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces

[bigbigtruck]

"are you really bad at it or are you in 'good at it' spaces" has derailed so much self-hate since I read it

this is a load bearing sentence in my psyche and I can't believe it's only 2 months old

[erikkarlsson]

imagine being william eklund and finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel after surviving the sharks hockey dark ages, only to get flipped to the post-brady sens who are already entering a rebuild after getting swept in their singular playoff series in 10 years. they’re putting this poor swedish boy in the book of job

[shrockeyforever]

anyone who thinks ekky is not a key player for a rebuild is out their fucking mind

[jaynejezebelle]

Resurrecting my tumblr because PWHL Reddit said PWHLblr was the place to be.

I’ve been working on these tarot card (ish) designs over the last few months. I gotta get it together and finish up with Vancouver and Minnesota before the new teams announce their names/logos 💀

[erikkarlsson]

HAT TRICK ON HAT DAY!!! | 04.06.2024

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

[gnar-slabdash]

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

[cutebutalsostabby]

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

[septic-dr-schneep]

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

[imsopopfly]

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

[eerian-sadow]

Reblog to give prev the correct and functioning tools to write their fanfiction

[ladyofdragons]

Reblog to give the prev the support to write their fanfiction

[gryphonrhi]

Reblog to give the previous joy while writing their fanfiction

[eesttm]

"I have brought in my Tom Jones Does Country And Western record."

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