Hello I thought i should maybe organize my fics and HC’s into a masterlist, so that I can find all of them but also incase yall are interested in reading more of my stuff. Newest stuff will be at the bottom
HC: Peter Didn’t know He Was Bi Until Harley Keener AO3
(this was posted on my other account, before i created this one, i swear it is my work)
HC: Tony Helps Peter with his Anxiety AO3
Peter Parker Loves Everyone He Meets AO3
Peter knows what it feels like to feel alone and unloved. He doesn’t wish it on anybody. So he starts showing the people around him how much he loves them, and puts asides his own needs.
Peter Parker Went Silent AO3
It’s been a long time since Peter last spoke. It was a gradual thing, his descent into silence, slow and steady and Tony doesn’t notice it until he really notices. Then it’s a matter of piecing together what made his kid fall apart in the first place.
HC: Peter Calls Karen his Friend AO3
How Morgan H. Stark Got Her Middle Name AO3
Morgan is born post snap, and Pepper and Tony want her to have middle name that honours Peter. They aren’t sure of a middle name until Tony talks to Harley, then it all makes sense.
Falling For Harley Keener Was Unexpected AO3
Peter falls for Harley. And Harley falls for Peter. They just didn’t fall for each other at the right time.
Fathers Day, Again AO3
Peter comes back after the snap. It’s been five years and his father-figure now has a kid of his own. Peter seeks the help of Uncle Ben.
HC: Peter Has Really Curly Hair AO3
Peter and May are Poor, Post-Endgame AO3
Peter and May struggle to get back on their feet after returning from the snap. Peter falls apart when he’s brought the the Lakehouse.
Back To The Beginning AO3
After Peter starts to meditating he starts to remember things about his parents and becomes suspicious of May. Peter and Tony work together to uncover Peter’s past and why he can’t remember anything from before his parents died.
Peter is Sick and Lost: Part 1, Part 2 AO3
Basically, Peter’s sick and took the wrong bus. He meant to go to New Jersey but ends up in not New Jersey and calls Tony for help. Also he’s sick.
Time Can Heal All, But Maybe Not This AO3
Coming back from the dead was hard. Being alone is hard. Trying to convince yourself to stay alive is even harder too. Peter’s mental health slowly declines, following him from the age of 17-32.
TCHABMNT Explaination
Basically I just explain the thought process behind Time Can Heal All, But Maybe Not This. Deff worth reading this, but there are spoilers so please read the actual story first.
Peter Parker Struggles to Figure Out His Sexuality AO3
Peter watched Dunkirk and, well, Harry Styles exists.
REQUEST: Tony Teases Peter AO3
Tony teases Peter for liking someone. It’s fluff. Tony is worried about his son-figure and then he really isn’t worried at all.
Peter and Languages AO3
Peter has a secret. Well, it’s not actually a secret he just doesn’t really talk about it. And no one really asks anyways, so it isn’t really a secret. It’s not Peter’s fault that everyone assumed he only knew English.
REQUEST: Peter Interacts with a Drunk Tony AO3
Tony is having a bad day. He’s meant to be alone the rest of the night. Peter wasn’t supposed to be here. Peter never should have been here.
Straightening Things Out: Part 1, Part 2 AO3
May has a new boyfriend, Skip. He just wants to help Peter. Show Peter the error of his ways and make sure Peter’s life is as normal as possible. Skip is just looking out for Peter.
It’s Like Falling From The Sky AO3
He just needed to stop remembering. Peter’s past was mixed into his present and it was messy. Peter needed to breathe. He needed control. The airplane- his parents, they’re in the past. There’s no need for it to come up now.
REQUEST: Tony Thinks Peter is Dead AO3
Peter And Ned hack into the Spider-Suits mainframe because the HUD has broken. Except, they don’t really know what they’re doing.
REQUEST: Peter Is Jealous of Harley & Morgan AO3
Peter returned to the world five years later to find May was gone. She was one of those who survived the initial snap, only to not be able to carry the grief. He hated that he came back to life and had no home, no family. Peter was alone.
The Letter: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 AO3
There’s no way for Peter to tell Tony what’s happening. And no way Tony can find Peter. Peter finds a way to get a message out, a letter, approved to go to Tony a week after. He can only hope Tony can understand what Peter is trying to tell him. (To Be Continued)
Valentine’s Day AO3
It's Peter's favourite holiday of the year. It hasn't been tainted by death. It was cheesy and fun colours, sure it was a capitalistic ploy to get you to buy gifts for your significant other, but Peter never celebrated Valentine's Day that way. Instead Valentine's Day was for appreciating his friends and family. So every year Peter spends months making the perfect gift, but this year Harley is in there friend group, and Peter isn't sure if Harley will be comfortable with his way of celebrating.
Falling Apart At The Seams: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 AO3
Tony was Iron Man and yet he was weak. He should have been able to pull it together, to find his child and raise them. It should have been easy, to be a good father. Yet he can’t bring himself to look for them, he doesn’t even know the sex. It was all his fault. He should have been stronger, better.
Shane and Ilya’s daughter has to do a family tree project in class. They’ve done a great job at emphasizing to her that parents can be any two people that love each other and she understands that other kids might not know that. The rest of the project will be pretty straight forward - Shane doesn’t have any siblings and their daughter doesn’t know much about Ilya’s family at this age besides that papa has a mama that watches over them and that loves her very much. Shane is still nervous about it and having a Very Normal Shane Reaction wondering if she will feel left out for not having a mom and feeling sad that she will never know her papas family and wondering if she is lonely and if they should have another kid. When they get an email from the school asking them to come in at pickup to discuss her family tree Ilya is already angry and ready to pick a fight with whatever stupid kid is bullying their daughter for having two dads. They walk into the classroom and their daughter is standing with her arms crossed insisting that there is nothing wrong with her project and when the teacher slides it across the table they see something so bizarre that they don’t know where to start. She’s drawn on only one side of the tree - Ilya and Shane both stemming from Yuna and David. Next to them are about ten stick figures of different sizes all with hearts around them. While they’re trying to decipher what on earth she has drawn she starts presenting it with her little finger saying “see? Dad is grandma Yuna and grandpa David’s son and Papa is grandma Yuna and grandpa David’s son, too.” And then she moves her finger along with “and that’s uncle Hayden, uncle Troy and uncle Harris, uncle Evan, uncle Luca….” And as she’s naming every stick figure Shane is trying to figure out how he’s going to explain to her teacher that he is not married to one of his 10 brothers when he is actually an only child and Ilya has to turn away because he’s crying at the reminder that the family that adopted him adopted her as well and there has never been a child that has been so loved
I fully believe that Shane and Ilya cannot agree on an anniversary. Shane says it was the All Stars weekend because that's when he thought they were both 100% serious about the relationship because that's when he was, Ilya says it was the cottage when they said "I love you'' because he didn't believe in it until that moment. They find this out the first year with Shane's anniversary date when Shane plans an elaborate secret date the last night of All Stars and gets Ilya gifts, and Ilya has no idea what its for. They agree to disagree on the date, "We will just celebrate twice a year, I guess." It happens again with their wedding anniversary, Shane says its when they legally got married, Ilya says it was when the twins married them because he doesnt care about about being officially married in the eyes of Canadian law he cares about the first time they said "I do". They find this out when a reporter asks them about their wedding and when they had it and they both gave different answers. Once again they agree to just celebrate twice a year. They say it is because the date doesn't really matter and both of them are right in some way, but in reality it is so they can compete on who plans the more romantic, thoughtful, and elaborate anniversary date. And so that they don't fight about who's planning the date this year or making conflicting plans by accident.
Ilya finds an odd picture of Shane in a photo album at one point. He's maybe three, he's sitting on the massive purple sofa that Ilya has discovered the Hollanders owned when Shane was born. He's frowning, red-cheeked and he's got a strange plastic case on his thumb.
"Yuna," he says, shifting his elbows on the table to point at it. "What is this on his hand? Was broken?"
Shane's head snaps up from across the table, where he's pretending that Photo Album Time is very boring to him and not worth paying attention to. He hasn't scrolled on the article he's pretending to read for over five minutes.
"I never broke a bone as a kid," he says, brows furrowed. "Not until U13, when that fucking kid from Guelph--"
Yuna and Shane both inhale quickly through their noses in what Ilya has learned to recognize as a moderative measure, lest they start yelling about something that everyone else on Earth has forgotten about.
"No," Yuna says, once her face looks a little less intense. "No, it wasn't broken. It was this...contraption that the dentist gave us to correct his thumb-sucking. He was so mad about it, we only put it on him a few times."
"Oh, Jesus," Shane mutters, eyes going back to his phone.
"Aw," Ilya says. "Poor baby Shane." He taps his finger against one little red cheek and laughs. "You really do look so mad, sweetheart. How did you make him stop?"
"Hmm...you know, I don't remember," Yuna sighs, tilting her head. "I guess he just stopped by himself eventually. Do you remember, Shane?"
"No," Shane says, shortly.
"Of course, that didn't get rid of the oral fixation," Yuna sighs, adjusting her reading glasses as she flips the page. "The things you used to chew on, Shane. Pens and straws and--"
"Mom," Shane snaps, while Ilya vibrates beside him. "Can we not?"
"I was afraid to give him popsicles because I thought he would gnaw on the sticks until he got a splinter in his stomach."
"Mom!"
"Well, honey, it's true! And you did outgrow it eventually, so it's not as if you have to be embarrassed."
"Mm. Excuse me." Ilya stands from the table and sweeps out onto the back porch, though the sliding door does nothing to prevent the sound of his guffaws from floating back into the kitchen.
"You know," Yuna says, "I'm just going to assume that this is some kind of language barrier thing--"
Things that are ACTUALLY in the Shane Hollander Mic'd Up compilation that we all wish we could watch through the portal:
- "Hey, how was your summer? Good, good."
- "Mic'd up. I'm mic'd up. Don't."
- "Have you ever been to Greece? Told Ilya I would ask you."
- "What? No, man, he didn't say that. He said he was gonna get your ass. Yeah, man, he only fucks one ass. Yeah, I mean, I would say fuck you too but--"
- "Heeeey, davai, davai. Great assist. Hah, no, don't come closer, I'm mic'd and you know I don't trust you."
- "The Royal Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play. The Royal Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play. The Royal--"
- "HEY MATHESON. You ever been to Vegas? I said, you ever been to VEGAS? I hear they let the good hockey players go there in the summer but I feel like you wouldn't know that."
- "FUCK. Hey, ref, what the fuck was that? Oh, you didn't see that? Fuck you. No, you stay there, my husband's gonna talk to you--fuck you, put me in the bin then, this is bullshit--"
- "You have the smelling salts? Yeah. FUCK--"
- "I am mic'd. Remember I am mic'd. Nope, not even in Russian."
- "Oh, yeah, the pickle video was funny. Harris said it got a lot of views, so. Yeah, no, he actually really does love pickles that much."
- "Sinclair, you got something to say? Yeah, I'm better at hide the pickle than you are at hockey. You want to ask another stupid question?"
- "You know, I run a charity too. Oh, I just assumed that you were doing some kind of Make-A-Wish thing out here with your wingers, since it looks like this is your first day on the ice."
- "Oh, hey, look. Jackie and the kids are waving at us. Okay. Okay, Rozanov, that's enough."
- "Mic'd. Mic'd. Mic'd."
- "Hello Hockey Night, welcome to my husband's shoulder pads--" "Fuck OFF, Rozanov."
- "Great goal. Great goal. Lyublyu tebya. Yes, baby, you did that."
the idea that hollander "tamed" rozanov is really funny to shane because like. ilya finds it hot and is always going along with it, yes of course my husband is so sexy why do you think i moved to this boring fucking city. for dick. meanwhile shane knows the truth which is that ilya tamed himself. he herded shane like a sheepdog until he was exactly in the right position for ilya to flop down at his feet and say i love you, i am a one man guy, sleep with other people if you want but you are it for me, so shane is always there like ??? ilya. what are you talking about. i was literally prepared to be a secret slot on your roster for the rest of time without even admitting that i was gay until you decided to have me over make me lunch and say my name while you come like a love confession and ilya goes lyubmiyy. shut up. i was untamable you tamed the untamable and so shane has to be like yes, baby, i worked so hard, i used all my tricks but he's rolling his eyes because ilya wants to be a wolf shane coaxed inside to sleep on the hearth but instead he's a cat who snuck through the window and fell in love with his prey. self domesticated. and this is just one of the many perfect games they play
Shane & Ilya hanging out with Skip for unspecified reasons and the first time Kip teasingly says “girl!” to him about something, Shane just makes this face
Everyone on the team talking to Marleau after Ilya's announcement about leaving Boston and they're like Cliff bro the fucks going on what's wrong why would Roz leave us for Ottawa you're his best bro guy friend man buddy bro you obviously know. And he's like yeah so Roz has been seeing this chick from Montreal for years they've been fucking since before we even won the Cup he's moving to Canada to lock it down. And they're like damn pussy so good got him blushing giggling and moving to another country. Too bad Hollander lives and plays for Montreal now Roz can't move there to be with his girl and gotta settle for loser ass fucking Ottawa two hours away from his Montreal Jane. Fucking Hollander standing in the way of true love.
I fully believe, to the depths of my soul, that if one of the Metros said “I bet Rozanov has a tiny dick”, Shane “maybe he’s sick” “he’s not” Hollander would instantly say “he doesn’t” and then walk into the ocean
I love the everyone wants to fuck Shane Hollander agenda so picture like, Ilya at a team member's bachelor party and the whole Raiders team is there and everyone is drunk and they're playing games and just yelling out answers at the same time to questions like what's your favourite position and age you lost your virginity and giving each other shit for the answers but then there's what player you would go gay for and suddenly the whole team yells Shane Hollander at once to stunned silence afterwards and Ilya has the worst fucking night of his life
One time when the Cens are on a string of away games Ilya looks out the plane window and, out of nowhere asks, “what do you think clouds taste like?” Shane had been deep in strategy mode so he hmms a little before answering, “I mean they’re just water, except it’s like condensed and they would be way too cold to consume.” Ilya nods sagely before saying, “so, like slushy.”
At some point after the cottage but before the public outing TMZ does an article on “Ilya Rozanov’s most high-profile hookups” which is essentially just a list of Instagram models with paparazzi shots and blurry cellphone pics of Ilya at the club. Shane scrolls through it, absolutely seething, because he is Ilya’s most high-profile hookup - maybe not by their metric, which seems to be Instagram followers, but Shane hasn’t heard about a single one of these women, apart from Svetlana whom he wouldn’t have recognised if not for Ilya talking about her. The guys are talking about it in the locker room, as if Ilya’s a legend for getting with all of these supposedly very desirable women (although that is decidedly not the way the guys phrase it) and Shane is absolutely furious because he can’t tell anyone that none of these women got to keep him. He is the only one who’s gotten to call Ilya his. He is the only person Ilya’s been in love with.
Anyway, after the next Boston/Montreal game Ilya shows up to practice genuinely looking like he’s been mauled. His entire body is covered in hickeys and bruises that look suspiciously like bite marks - his neck is basically covered in purpling marks with a fair few centred on his chest but a couple of the bruises trail further down, one on his pubic bone, a couple on his thighs, and the darkest one on his hip, a large circle of clear teeth marks - not only that but his back has been practically scratched to ribbons. Ilya is basically a walking sign spelling out “TAKEN - BACK OFF” and when the gossip of Ilya Rozanov apparently having been locked down by a wild animal reaches the Montreal locker room Shane can’t help the proud little smile that blooms on his face because, yes, that’s his man.
