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I'm Justine, I'm 31 My birthday is January 30th.  Previously crayolasliketolaugh. Instagram: Kittycrayolas, Snapchat: Kittyera, Youtube: Kittyera

[ashleaevans]

streets are saying keanu's pep talk to vinny is a direct quote from andrew tate???

[icancirieclearlynowthegameison]

Vince going home would make us one step closer to all the men being eliminated and I for one need to see it.

[shipmvns]

imagine going to sunnydale high. hey mom can you come pick me up from school? its cancelled because lunch turned in to snakes :/

[ncrmani]

[books-and-cookies]

listen here, the whole deer scene at the beginning of twilight, with bella’s voiceover, was poetic cinema

yes, i’m liveblogging twilight, deal with it (and blacklist “twilight 2k20″)

[books-and-cookies]

Charlie and Bella’s 

“You like purple, right?  Purple’s cool”

is like, a summary of my relationship with my dad, only theirs is like… functional and shit

[books-and-cookies]

if twilight got something right, it’s the awkwardness of being a teenager

also

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Family portrait

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say it with me

POETIC CINEMA

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Bella and Edward’s conversation in biology is like one of those disasters that you can’t look away from

like, damn girl and boy, if y’all hook up after that trainwreck, there’s hope for all of us out there

bless y’all 

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honestly, just watch twilight to see an accurate depiction of teenage boys

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i genuinely believe that all of anna kendrick’s lines in this movie have been improvised and no one can convince me otherwise

[books-and-cookies]

Bella was like “kay, this dude is probably a vampire, ima go talk to him alone in the forest that is conveniently right next to my high school, nothing can go wrong”

lmao girl, no wonder everything tries to murder you

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name a more iconic line, i’ll wait

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also, hearing Edward say “I like watching you sleep” never gets not-creepy

my dude

no

[books-and-cookies]

Charlie is the unsung hero of this entire goddamn saga

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note to self: find people willing to fight homicidal vampires for you

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anywAY

* the twilight soundtrack is still the best thing that ever came out of this movie

* “hold on tight, spider monkey” is a work of art

* twilight is a baseball movie, pls don’t fight me

* the sountRACK MY DUDES

thanks for watching this shit show, if you enjoyed it and want to buy me a coffee because i’m poor, pls do

[dressedindustandshadows]

Oh shit, you’re spot on my dude

[aknymph]

This shit just had me cackling, so thank you.

[books-and-cookies]

*takes a bow*

[everythingfox]

Illegally small

[taraljc]

*dying*

[animatedamerican]

[jaubaius]

Sandra the Orangutan started washing her hands after observing her caretakers doing it.

[musicandbeanies]

I would give my life for her

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

[cumonthevoid]

[yosoymalk]

I would marry this man

[the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva]

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

[lualmu]

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

[ghost-slut18]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[dickplinko]

I hope he’s doing okay

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve found his blog!

Andrew McDonald – Children's author

Author of children's books including the bestselling Real Pigeons series.

10 years have passed and he’s a published author now! He’s still a hilarious goofball, from what I can tell.

[stimman4000]

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[socialdistancing]

[beyoursledgehammer]

The only thing I can focus on is HOW MUCH MONEY ON ALL-CLAD THEY SPENT and I would also like some please

[shutyourmoustache]

Just shut up and watch

[unrelentinghost]

THIS IS SO WORTH YOUR TIME!!!

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[excessively-english-jd]

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

[kunaiman]

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

[excessively-english-jd]

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Oh my god

[lemonsharks]

I wanna pet it

[taraljc]

no

[redbbpoison]

[ruinedchildhood]

[blah-blahs]

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

[sosuperawesome]

Hand Painted Glassware

Steklo Craft on Etsy

[ofcowardiceandkings]

do you ever get confused about where your mental illness ends and where you being a piece of shit begins ?? like am i just being difficult or can i really not do that

[edromyheart]

[killedbyanacorn]

[wizard-of-the-cave]

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

[queen-scribbles]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

All great suggestions 

[kryptonians]

[heatandapathy]

This post gets better every time I see it

[king-co0pa]