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love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

#'scheming eunuch' is such a perfect descriptor for zach

This is the first time ive ever liked someone as much as i like him and the way I feel towards this man is genuinely so Embarrassing and Disgusting to me I wonder a lot bcus idt ive had crushes like this before

lakevida

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

Netflix voltron is so carved into my brain that I just realized my bf and I are kinda kl*ance coded thjs is humiliating

visenyaism

The thing about rewatching riverdale in an ai-dominated world is that you really do appreciate that everything on my television screen truly was handcrafted by a criminally insane inspired gay cinephile

fishthingdaily

Today’s fish thing is this set of fish glass cups!

cruzfucker

firstprinced

IM GETTING TWEAKY IM HEADIN OUT BITCH IM ONTO SOMETHING! I STRAY JUST LIKE A DOG ADDICTED TO THAT HEAVY FUCKING! I WANNA GET ON IT JUMP ON HIM RIDE IT YIL THE MORNIN! IM LEAVIN THIS PARTY ITS SHIT AND ALL THESE BITCHES BORING!