Velociraptors are scary but really they aren't that scary because they can't change speed. They always move at exactly the same rate, so they're predictable and you can avoid them. The real one to look out for is the acceleraptor
occasionally subtle
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Velociraptors are scary but really they aren't that scary because they can't change speed. They always move at exactly the same rate, so they're predictable and you can avoid them. The real one to look out for is the acceleraptor
My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.
if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history
Hello. Since I've seen people submit finished wheels, I thought I'd submit a wheel I came up with. In this case, it's a wheel to tell you something that you can't do for a week.
https://wheelofnames.com/kch-gkt
this is a really really cool idea! Thanks!!!
You can't do this for a week!
How bad is this for you?
Its great! I can live with this
I already don't do this
It'll be annoying but I'll be fine
VERY BAD.
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thanks inkarchivist for the submission!!
HATE when you can't stand someone who is literally harmless. Like oh I'm the bitch here. I'm 100% in the wrong but nonetheless fuuuccckkk this guy
Rumi: How could you have betrayed me like this?!
Jinu: You have to understand, I didn't want to! . . . but I already designed the choreography for Your Idol and it is going to fuck SEVERELY, I can't not perform it
Me: *buys a new book* OH MY GOD I CANT WAIT TO GO HOME AND READ IT, IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO COME OUR FOR YEARS!!
Me: *takes 2 years to pick the book up*
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
Oh hey! Havenāt seen this in forever! Didnāt reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.
Am walking through Manhattan, there's a woman who can't be more than 25 in a big fur coat, walking with a cane, angrily saying into her headpiece "I want them them destroyed," I feel like an extra in a movie
Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: itās just so beautiful
The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say
Me, sniffling: I didnāt realize, I canāt, itās so much, I, I⦠are the chips good, at least?
Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: theyāre⦠magical, strange traveler
rots plot rlly is just anakin having what is in all honesty a completely valid crashout for a college student whoās gotten less than negative sleep in the past week. the problem here is that anakin also happens to be some kind of vaguely eldritch force entity with severe anger issues so when he has a crashout that bad it has permanent lasting consequences for the entire galaxy š what he rlly needed was to just be able to have it out with obi wan until he tired himself out and then obi wan could put him back to bed with padme and heād wake up in the morning like he was just really badly hungover. unfortunately chancellor groomer over here really wanted that eldritch crashout and was pulling the equivalent of scheduling all of anakinās finals back to back on the exact same day and then when anakin complained to him about it he was like yeah itās so messed up of your Other professors to do that. you should kill them about it
do you have a ball in your immediate vicinity? (like a tennis or volleyball, any kind)
yes
no
unsure
do you have a ball in your immediate vicinity? (like a tennis or volleyball, any kind)
yes
no
unsure
āI was on a strict diet during Episode VIII, and she was like, āKid, get into that fridge and take some chocolate bars. I have many there.ā And I did,ā he recalls. āI failed my diet because Carrie Fisher told me to. And it [felt] great.ā
-John Boyega on Carrie Fisher
This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge
Thereās an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it āthe stair emotionā and itās when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. Itās the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I donāt need that notebook. Maybe I donāt need anything.
Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a Croissant (š„).