The Konfusedest Kangaroosest

22, She/Her/They, ISTJ, leftist, socialist, feminist, pagan, and plenty more. Porn blogs and bigots DO NOT INTERACT. My other blog is pagansubmorine.

[raimb-deactivated20181231]

To those saying boycotting tumblr is dramatic and that not everyone cares about porn blogs:

Staff gives zero fucks about porn. They care that the iOS app was taken off after not listening to the users’ pleas for them to get rid of MAPS, nazis, child pornography, porn BOTS and other harmful groups.

I don’t give a fuck that they’re banning porn blogs BECAUSE they’re banning porn blogs. I’m mad because they’re pussyfooting the problem and scapegoating through innocent users that just want to be horny. They’re not going after the problem, they’re going after things that have, honestly, held up tumblr in its lowest moments.

If they want to fix the site, they should listen to their users instead of banning people who have marked their blogs as explicit, denounce underage people on their blog, and have done anything they could to abide by the rules to not be taken down. Maybe it’s time that staff learns that the site won’t last if they don’t serve the people that use it.

That’s the tea sis

[aiichiroos]

Real fucking question: why doesn’t tumblr rely on it’s userbase as the initial reporters instead of an automated system?

So many people have expressed that they have flagged pornbots, cp content and neo-nazis only to receive no response in return. Tumblr should just scrap this whole automated shitshow, listen to it’s userbases reports and investigate those with actual people. This way we could eliminate a large chunk of actually harmful/spammy blogs instead of just playing russian roulette.

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

Nothing brings tumblr users together like times when the staff throws a grenade into the room and locks the door with everyone inside.

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

I love you guys

[jheselbraum]

Like. I’m a firm believer that porn online shouldn’t be within kids reach (those “are you 18” checkboxes for life) but. Like. Ok first of all, just ban cp? It’s not hard? Cp is what got you into this mess just ban it. Second of all, you could increase the age of sign-up from 13 to 18. Third of all, you could do what deviantart does and just. Require birthdays at sign-up. If your blog is flagged as nsfw, you can’t interact with minors. You want to follow an nsfw blog? Prove you’re an adult. You’re an adult but don’t want to see nsfw content? Safe search (that actually works).

It’s not hard to make a functioning website, but staff doesn’t seem to want to do that.

[yocalio]

“female-presenting nipples”

[gaytotodile]

okay y’all real talk

what social media platform are we all collectively moving to

[buglordsupreme]

hell

[gaytotodile]

great!!!! see you there my dude

[pulshach]

[djsubatomic]

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Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

[ziraseal]

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

[great-tweets]

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

[sushinfood]

this is NUTS

[ranger-truth]

Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

[hollowboobtheory]

wait a second

[geekandmisandry]

This shit? I could barely keep my rhythm when I was wearing something with vaguely draped sleeves.

[catchymemes]

[hoodavoice]

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Based on a text post made in part by @dragonlords-lair, miedriwesley, @mnyeh-like, and simonbitdiddle.

[schmergo]

I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil boi

[thefuzzhead]

*new yorker accent* yeah, that’s guy’s just Frankie’s kid, what’s it to ya?

[bobbs]

“Yeah that’s Frankie’s kid, his pop dont treat ‘im right, neither do most people round here, but he ain’t a bad kid, just in a bad sitiation”

[fuckyeahyoga]

[apersnicketylemon]

Shoplifting actually isn’t a radical statement.

You DO actually hurt the low-wage workers, not the billionaire CEO/Owners of the company. 

Source: I’ve had my paycheck, hours, and job cut due to shoplifting on more than one occasion. I’m not the only one.

Also, you know who they blame first for large numbers of shoplifters frequenting the store or lots of product going missing? The staff. You know what they do if they think a few people on staff might be stealing? They replace all of them. Regardless of whether they can prove it. Yes. That’s totally legal.

Stop acting like your shoplifting is some radical anti-capitalist statement. It isn’t. You’re only hurting the very people you claim to support. SOME stores have a certain amount they expect to lose to shoplifting, but not all of them do. It can vary even within a company.

And yes, stealing food when your hungry IS different from stealing $500 worth of makeup because you wanted it.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Yup

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[heathyr]

I forgot my iPad was connected to my Bluetooth speaker in the other room so when I played this video I hear “BLEAGHHHHHHH” come from one room over which made almost fuckin SHIT myself

[hotboysofficial]

the future is now

[cartel]

are people that lazy to need this

[earliestest]

While I’m sure there are people too lazy to spin a fork, keep in mind people like this person who may be suffering from arthritis or a neurological disease or nerve damage or a thousand other conditions that might impair their ability to do things as simple as spin a fork to eat spaghetti. 

These are used with people who can’t grip well: 

This is for Parkinsons’s: 

For people who can’t even bend their joints: 

Here’s a product that guides your hand from your plate to your mouth 

This one holds a sandwich 

Like I get it. I used to see things like the fork and think “that’s fuckin’ lazy” or that product that holds a gallon and you just tip it and pour. But then I started working around the disabled and impaired and found out that these products aren’t meant for lazy people, they’re meant for people who need help. 

So maybe next time you see something, instead of thinking “Wow, are people that lazy?” just be grateful that you’re able to do the things you do every day and take for granted, like being able to feed yourself and wipe your own ass because you have enough coordination and bendy joints to do it. 

[lemonpixycat]

This isn’t specualtion either; the majority of products from commericals that we think are funny or silly are autally MEANT for hte disabled.But they are marketed towards the abled because the disabled aren’t considered a viable enough demographic on their own. the Snuggie for example? Created for wheelchair users.

[grannythots-deactivated20190917]

This is actually really nifty.

[toothmuncher3000]

oh my god of course the snuggie was for wheelchair users

[bungleboobs]

The fact that anyone buys these products besides disabled people drastically lowers the price of them. These would normally cost hundreds if not thousands if dollars. Because if spent time and money creating it, the company wants to get more than that back. And they can’t do that if they sell and market these primarily to disabled people for $20-$40 a piece or whatever. They’d lose money on production. If they can sell hundreds of them to everyone, they can lower the price drastically and therefore disabled people don’t die while trying to scrape up the money to buy these things and be a bit more independent.

[mistersaturn123]

I never considered that last part and that’s actually genius

[ruffboi-mags]

Like yeah, a handful of people ARE that lazy.

But those are the people who use these products even though they don’t need them and thus allow the price to be lower for those who DO.

So honestly in this case good bless the lazy and those prone to gimmicks because they are invaluable to the elderly and disabled in this sense.

[alwaysatomicconniseur]

@thebibliosphere Look! People learning about disability and why to be kind!

[thebibliosphere]

The normalization of disability aids needs to be a thing precisely so they can cost less.

[gahdamnpunk]

An absolute badass