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(tags from @autumnslance) i gotchu with the world's roughest paraphrasing. For context this is when you brute-force Phase 2 and he gives you a fake god-kefka ending and an empty treasure chest that you open which triggers this line:
"CongratulatioNOT! Next time let's play very differently!"
He then proceeds to force you to leave the instance. can't wait to see the EN localization of this because it's basically 'congrats on LOSING, git gud scrubs lol now get out of my arena'
sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.
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Last season, as I approached one of my 70-plus nest boxes in mid-spring, nothing seemed out of the ordinary. The standard-style-rectangular box I was checking was one of a number I maintain in the Southwest Michigan Land Conservancy's 3 Chipman Preserve in Eastern Kalamazoo county. This parcel has been undergoing consistent land restoration from a former tree nursery back to the savannah prairie which is the remnant dominate habitat. The female Easter Bluebird that exited the box prior to my arrival went about her calling from a nearby birch tree. There was no sign of the male, as often is the case, since he might be away gathering prey for himself or for offering to his mate sitting in the box. (The female was by that time incubating the eggs, as I shortly ascertained). When I opened the nest box for inspection, all seemed normal as well.It was when I was checking the five new eggs for a temperature that I caught a glimpse of some bright blue in the nest. At first I supposed it was a random feather brought in to feather the nest, as it were. I'm an inquisitive steward, though, so I pulled the whole nest out--to photograph the eggs in the nest--and also to satisfy my curiosity. It was then that I was startled by the truth of the matter. Built into the very weave of the nest was the dried-out body of an adult male Eastern Bluebird. I'd found dead adult birds in the bottom of a box or on the top of some portion of a nest before- most often after a winter of sub-zero temperatures or after observing territorial disputes between House Wrens and Bluebirds, or Tree Swallows. But never had I seen one so plainly, immaculately utilized in the nest construct. I can only speculate upon the scenario behind the demise of the this adult and the order of the nest building. The nest appears half-finished where the body was built into it. As for the reasons it was built into the nest, an assumption or two can be allowed. Perhaps after losing a fight with a House wren, the dead male could not be physically extracted from the almost-completed nest by his mated female, and so she continued her work. She certainly may have been fertilized already and was due to lay, and in addition possible possessed a strong and singular nest-site fidelity to this box. After the loss of a mate, many birds will either find a new mate- or continue on alone in brooding and raising the young. In this particular case, I never saw another male at the box, yet that doesn't preclude that the female hadn't re-mated and that he was then simply out of my sight. In any case, all five of the eggs hatched, and all of the nestlings fledged right on schedule. (c)2009 Michigan Bluebird Society
when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people”
Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life
Got a great ad encouraging people to dismantle surveillance equipment and then sell the guts at a pawn shop
your posting abt the pemmican nutrient brick has ruined my LIFE. ill just be sitting thinking "man im hungry but i dont feel like cooking and no food sounds appetizing. i wish i had some pemmican!!!" and i cant get it bc i live in europe!! also thanks for posting abt pemmican bc i knew abt the concept from my polar explorer craze but i didnt know that it was native peoples who came up with it which goes to show anti-indigenous racism is everywhere. anyways. Nutrient Brick.
Yes you can my darling!!!
You need dried meat, preferable dried smoked meat. Beef will do in a pinch. Moose, bison, deer, elk are some traditional ones, caribou and musk ox are made further north. I bet goat would be delicious in pemmican honestly, any lean, earthy red meat is good. I've heard of people using salmon even.
You put that dried meat in a food processor. Give it a whirl, anywhere from fine to chunky powder will do.
Add in dried berries. My people would use saskatoons, chokecherries, highbush or lowbush cranberries (aka lingonberries!) You could get away with strawberries or blueberries if they were reeeeaaaal dry. I think black or red currants would be delicious. Has to be nice and dry, so you can grind it nice and fine,
One those are combined into a big pile of glorp you start to stream in melted animal fat. Bison, moose and bear are all old school possibilities. You could use lard, or beef tallow if you're a hippy.
Nowadays some people like to add salt or spices, my people didn't eat a lot of salt traditionally. You could make teriyaki pemmican if you like. Salmon lingonberry pemmican. Beef beef berry might be most accessible in some regions, but that's basically a hamburger at that point.
Anyways stream in enough fat while mixing to make it come together and smush it into a ball. Or a square. Make Bob le',éponge and Patrick. I bet you could get real cute with onigiri molds.
Traditionally we would keep our dry meat and pemmican in envelope like pouches made of dried animal skin, or rawhide. The rawhide absorbs moisture and helps keep the pemmican dry.
But you could use a tupperware.
Go forth and pemmican!
“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker
I am going to unfold all of your clean laundry and leave it in a pile on your bed
My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember” And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out” I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”
Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, it’s 1/3, not ½
I told my grandma that I’d told my friends about what she said and that some of y’all had said you wished she was your grandma, and she said “Well, you can never have too many grandkids!” So like…consider her your honorary grandma* I guess? *if you want an honorary grandma, that is
Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she said “That’s okay, you’ve never been straight!” and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone
Happy almost pride month! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma!
An update: my grandma just called me to ask if I knew it was pride month
Happy pride month!!
Guillotine vs a spray paint can.
this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that
A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*
Me: is that you, Doug
The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones
Me: YEAHHHH
A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *does that elegant hand movement that Doug always seems to do*
Me: DOUG!!!
How dare anyone over look:
Where it started
DOUG WAS MAC TONIGHT??
Y’all also need to know that Doug Jones was in Smash Mouth’s music video for “All Star” as Pencil Head:
@cellarspider It’s your Blorbo from apparently everything?
Indeed, he is in an unexpectedly large amount of everything! You never know where he’ll turn up, being spindly and mesmerizing.
He made an appearance in this Fallout fan film too
this sounds like a party to me
this sounds like a party to me
Whenever people ask me "why don't you know xyz, it's so popular" well see it's because
The world doesn't revolve around one country. What is popular over there might not be the same in another country and it's totally normal but pop culture for example is a global thing like most people know Ariana Grande. This is just an example.
Yeah pop culture is universal and most societies like the same stuff, just like how everyone knows who Zhou Xuan, Dhanush, and Mia Guissé are and we all know and love the classic holiday season movie Al-Risâlah
