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[ultrafacts]

[solarflicker]

So glad I decided to fact check this. I would have gone my entire life without knowing it was a Russian doll shark situation.

[jabberwockypie]

Shark turducken

[fralexion]

Ace Attorney-ass murder plot

[seawitchkaraoke]

Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

[quendergeer]

[professorsparklepants]

– Aang after getting slightly too drunk at the 5 year anniversary of Zuko’s coronation

[hawkeyedflame]

Hate when the subway leaves right in front of you 😠

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

THE WORST

[agent-of-empathy-deactivated202]

for a sec I just imagined a whole sandwich restaurant sprouting legs and leaving before I realized you meant the train 

[gregguru453]

i had to draw this… subway

[rampantlytyping]

MY SIDES HAVE TRANSCENDED ORBIT.

[trashypenny]

I love Weiss, but why Weiss?

[hawkeyedflame]

She’s my icon picture xD

[poptartsnart]

a little analysis of the small characterizations that are in just this cutscene. they make me ill

[thememedaddy]

[transmortifried]

all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

[transmortifried]

WHERE'S THE LOVE FOR GIRLS LIKE THIS

[doubleca5t]

op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar

[specialagentartemis]

being an archaeologist in tumblr is so funny because I see so many text posts and go. Imperialism pre-dates capitalism. Rebellion against empires pre-dates capitalism. Money pre-dates capitalism. Social inequality pre-dates capitalism. Misogyny pre-dates capitalism. Wealth inequality pre-dates capitalism. Unilateral rule by oppressive rulers pre-dates capitalism. People’s dependence on their job for their survival pre-dates capitalism. Capitalism as an economic system is about 200-250 years old max but these problems are much, much older, and capitalism supports, entrenches, or exacerbates many of these problems… doesn’t mean it invented them and doesn’t mean they will simply cease to be problems After Capitalism.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#saw a post the other day that referred to paying taxes as a ‘modern problem’#sorry man but that’s like one of the oldest problems in the book

[inthesensethat]

[cordic]

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

[ralfmaximus]

Tesla is tanking so hard it is dragging the entire EV segment's sales down into the negative. When you omit Tesla from the equation, EV sales are up 13% across the board.

Don't let anyone tell you EV sales are in a slump.

[teabree-shark]

[seshrat]

flow winning animated feature is the kind of story that's going to be taught like the boogeyman to every big animation studio's intake class for decades

[seshrat]

i keep thinking of this team and getting really emotional. maybe it's because of the being made in blender and kinda looking like a cutscene thing but they really remind me of when tiny indie game studios win massive and Just Can't Believe It. they came to the oscars with cufflinks of their little cat on it. they had the cat embroidered into the lining of their jackets. they posted photos of them all celebrating with their oscars at in-n-out afterwards. imagine being in an indie studio in a country that's literally never been recognized by nomination at the oscars, picking up TWO nominations for an ANIMATED film, getting flown out, decking yourselves out in easter eggs of your little guy, going "hey we may not win but holy shit latvia's at the goddamn oscars let's gooooo" and then running away with the biggest mainstream animation award there is. i'd lose my fucking mind. peace and love and joy and jubilation on planet earth

[seshrat]

this rules actually

[vicious-chaos-posts]

idk if anyone cares but i can confirm that the entire country is also collectively losing their minds over this

oscar prize together with the golden globe are going to be displayed at the national art museum for everyone to see

gints has gotten several ‘person of the year’ awards from both the country and the capital city - which is also advertised on the streets

there’s a giant freaking poster on the parliament building

there’s a statue of the kitty right in the city centre

there’s limited edition envelopes and stamps sold

there’s kids books in every bookstore, toys, merch, puzzles, BOARD GAMES

there’s murals in the streets

there’s limited edition coffee - which added gold powder to it once the oscar award was announced

and everyone is offering to do this WILLINGLY (or cashing in on the success depending on how you look at it, but really we’re just excited as fuck)

this is NOT part of a major marketing scheme by the studio - none of this was around before/around the movies actual release

[romcommunist]

definitely top 10 image. like every day we are given so many opportunities to use it. unreal mileage. timeless

[romcommunist]

this post is just about this person for a little while

[narcisseledecadent]

[eleftheriatic]

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

[ubercream]

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

[hurgler-blog]

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

[veeranger]

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

[ankle-beez]

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[official-german-gaming]

tumblr-Nutzer an den Iden des März

[fatsexybitch]

🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

[verloonati-deactivated20260305]

[traaansfem]

Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon

I should probably cook more salmon

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

[featherboabear]

[dumbtrannybitch]

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

[commas-georg]

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

[prismatic-bell]

Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.

[pixelmason]

[marumicore]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

No this is accurate

[homunculus-argument]

Reading a book about slavery in the middle-ages, and as the author sorts through different source materials from different eras, I am starting to understand why so many completely fantastical accounts of "faraway lands" went without as much as a shrug. The world is such a weird place that you can either refuse to believe any of it or just go "yeah that might as well happen" and carry on with your day.

There was this 10th century arab traveller who wrote into an account that the fine trade furs come from a land where the night only lasts one hour in the summer and the sun doesn't rise at all in the winter, people use dogs to travel, and where children have white hair. I don't think I'd believe something like that either if I didn't live here.

[maybe-veves]

I mean honestly everything that Arab traveler said lines up with the Arctic areas, except the white hair part, I don't know where that originates from, or if it's accurate

[xenotiic]

If I had to guess, maybe they had albinism? Or maybe it's one of those cases where kids sometimes start out with one hair color and develop a different one when they get older. This is all conjecture, but something to consider.

Still really cool tho

[emma-d-klutz]

guys, the traveler just wasnt used to blondes

[choccy-zefirka-deactivated20251]

[neoladyapollonia]

Also, languages develop words for colors over time so they get grouped with the closest one. That's why people with orange hair are called redheads. The word for red is generally the third color that gets a name. There wasn't always a word for the color orange, but there have almost always been people with orange hair.

And the Romans in Rome were fascinated by the Celtic slaves brought back from the British Isles because of their fair hair and skin.

[homunculus-argument]

For the sake of "I would not believe it either if I didn't live here" kind of context, this is a perfectly normal hair colour for children where I'm from. It darkens to a dark ash blond/sand brown when they grow up.

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

So what I learned from this is even in modern times, people don’t know or believe that Scandinavians are just that pale and blond without jumping to “albino” first

You wouldn’t have believed the 10th century Arab guy either.