is this thing on

welcome to del taco

[dumbasscats]

Via

[brandysmellville-deactivated202]

please have sex before commenting on my posts. my mutuals who have religious obligations to stay chaste are exempt from this

[neopot]

[powerfulwizard]

Man why the fuck are actors getting the vaccine already lol I hate rich people

[powerfulwizard]

They should be the last one to get the vaccine, don’t think I’ve forgotten the Imagine video

[blackpyrefly]

i hate making accounts. what do you need my email address for you little pervert

[himborc]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I love memes like this because it implies billionaires aren’t people

[transxfiles]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[ki-adi-money]

[danhalen]

baseball boys sleeping on the diamond: a collection

[bifroakie-deactivated20240122]

Why would you hide this in the tags @lakevida

[eliluminado7]

[tiltlhat]

TIL, that he was found shot to death in the desert despite the fact he was found wearing a bulletproof vest He had been shot once in the back of the head with a bullet from his pistol, which was lying beside him Had clipped a $2 bill inside his underwear 

[trollrider1111]

Who?

[trollrider1111]

The girl reading this 💘

[lesbianshepard]

love how wikipedia’s “List of unsolved deaths” starts at 11,000 BCE. like, I don’t think we’ll be cracking that cold case anytime soon.

[lesbianshepard]

the entire way this list is set up is VERY  funny to me. like, yes, I guess 13,000 years ago WAS before the year 1900. 

[theproblematicblogger]

There’s literally nothing funnier than this in the world

[theproblematicblogger]

If you guys missed this, basically this subreddit full of idiots who make dumb day trading decisions because it makes them laugh decided to buy stock in GameStop (a dying company) and enough of them did it that it created indication of a bullish up swing so stock traders bought tons of stock. Now everyone who shorted stock in GameStop (because it’s a dying company) are getting reamed and losing millions. Fucking clown shoes economy lmao

[frankbelloriley]

this tweet that screenshots a Reddit post explains it better than I can but basically a hedge fund bought a bunch of Gamestop stock because Gamestop is a dying company and they would make a bunch of money once the price stock went down. A bunch of Redditors saw this happen and, to screw over the hedge funds, bought a bunch of stock, causing the price to go up, and in return, the hedge funds have to keep buying the (Reddit-inflated) increase price of Gamestop in order to keep their placing their bet. Some of the most parasitic people on the planet are mad because Redditors showed how bullshit the stock market is for the fun of it. The owner of the New York Mets lost 3 billion dollars in 24 hours.

[donnasweettttttttt]

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

[steveyockey]

[everlastingrandom]

Me every time an executive order is signed:

[swarnpert]

master has passed dobby the blunt

[enoughtohold]

i think this is my favorite tumblr ad so far

[thehuskinbee-deactivated2017061]

She just goes there to knock everything off the shelves

[stagerevolution]

Debra “The Bulldozer” Johnson

[astrodidact]

[digital-magus]

The list is long but that's a big one.

[vanwizard]

hm. wish i was a rat living in a sewer.

[vanwizard]