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Not today Justin
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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we're not kids anymore.
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Misplaced Lens Cap
noise dept.
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
KIROKAZE
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#extradirty
The Bowery Presents
trying on a metaphor
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@ladyraeka
Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it
Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*
Who reblogged this 30 times
Who reblogged this 60 times
i SAID I WAS GONNA DO IT!!!!!!!!!!! #resslermaiddress
IH MY FOD
Canon compliant
Canon compatible
Canon complacent
Canon comparable
Canon compulsive
Canon competitive
Canon competent
Canon compassionate
Canon complementary
Canon comprehensible
Canon companionable
Canon compressible
Canon complexifying
Canon compensatory
Canon complicit
Canon compliant: not contradicted in any way by canon.
Canon compatible: not NOT canon compliant, but like, it's not like I'm following cues given in canon or anything, there's no reason to say any of this *did* happen, you just can't prove it *didn't*
Canon complacent: the official writers did all this cool stuff, now I just have to sit there and point to it. (I write a lot of this)
Canon comparable: AU, but the closely parallel to canon kind, like plot point for plot point.
Canon compulsive: ever since I read the source material these characters have moved into my head and I don't actually have a choice about whether I write their story.
Canon competitive: written to prove you could do better than those hacks they put in charge of the franchise.
Canon competent: a story whose writing proves you really know the lore.
Canon compassionate: they deserve to have nice things and the writers sure aren't gonna give it to 'em.
Canon complementary: doesn't really accord with the tone or genre of canon, but convincingly explores sides of the characters or world that the canon tone/genre can't.
Canon comprehensible: worldbuilding patches in fic form. Look I've been thinking about this for weeks and I swear it actually makes sense--
Canon companionable: not exactly compliant, maybe the logistics don't work for these two characters to be in the same place at the same time, but like, the vibes match.
Canon compressible: it'll fit into canon if I squeeze hard enough!
Canon complexifying: you know what would improve the lore of this show? MAKING IT WEIRDER.
Canon compensatory: I may not be able to fix it but at least I can soothe myself with fic.
Canon complicit: opposite of canon compassionate. The writers have committed crimes and I am aiding and abetting them.
"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
sorry if you read my fics and you see the same very specific phrases over and over again
Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.
Okay inflation is crazy.
We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.
Official Monsterfucker Post
when a mutuals struggling but you know you can't say anything to help so you just like their post and hope they know they're not alone
⚠️IMAGINE⚠️
You are scrolling online and you see one of those imagines. The ones that make you feel gross, unloved, and unwanted. And you sit there, feeling awful for a while… Until you notice your f/o lean over your shoulder and start reading it. Theirs eyes widen before they scoff [Or laugh] before declaring “As if I’d ever do or say something like that” in some form. Because being mean or hurting you? It’s completely and utterly ridiculous to them.
If you have a polycule of f/os, imagine then calling over the others and they all point and laugh at the post, mocking it for portraying them in such a way before they turn to you and make sure you know they love you more than anything in this world and that they’d never be so cruel to you.
Making out with someone and hearing them whine and whimper into your mouth is so so hot but so is whining/whimpering into someone’s mouth and feeling their lips curl into a smile as they chuckle at you between kisses, only encouraged to do more at your sounds.
God I love being a switch lol
important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are
reblog if you're also lame and weird.
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
i found it
the original post
i found it
this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.
*tour guide voice*
and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy
World Heritage Post
Everyone here is dead.
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.
despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer.
Though rock auras are rare, rock magic is common. The most common form of rock magic is Concussion.
When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.
Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags
Not the citrus scale I was looking for but I like it
