[yoko-goto]

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

[cj-can-art]

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

[naddynyy]

And not needing to always explain that yes, we do love and respect children.

[frogizz]

Women (or just about anyone) have a right to not have children.

[penny-anna]

if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo.

[penny-anna]

what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit

what gollum meant: ur ugly and stupid

what sam heard: you’re a hottie but you’re dumb as shit

sam:

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

guys Gollum used to be a hobbit…he was shooting his shot

[nayters]

[bubblegum-sullivan-13]

I also like it when they're like hey what's up or something personal/natural instead of the welcome to wherever how can I serve you bit.

[lastoneout]

I also like it when they are sitting down or listening to music they clearly enjoy

[fieldbears]

There is something so nourishing about walking into a place of business and immediately thinking "huh, I wouldn't have guessed this place would be playing this kind of music" only to see an employee absolutely head-banging along because today is their day to pick the CD and they are living

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

Despite what capitalists might think, I do not want to roleplay being royalty in the presence of slaves when I seek professional assistance in obtaining my basic human needs.

[tariqah]

Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

[tariqah]

alo

Salut

[yuuri-akatsuki]

sunt eu

un… haiduc???

dont you sick fucks make me relive this

[zanimez]

SI TE ROG…. IUBIREA MEA PRIMESTE  FERICIEEEEEAAAA  

[saipng]

ALO?

Alo?

sunt eu

PICASSO

[acidwaste]

ti-am dat beep

si sunt voinic

Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic😂😂😂

VREI SA PLECI DAR

[velvetrotangel]

Nu mă, nu mă ieei

[rrosetum]

NU MĂ, NU MĂ IEI

[contrainous]

nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei

[acid-wash-and-lemonade]

I have no idea what happened here

Lucky bastard. It’s stuck in my head now

CHIPUL TAU SI DRAGOSTEA DIN TEI 

[fifty-shades-of-umbridge]

Mya mintesc day oki tay-yay

am i having a stroke

What is this? What is this from? Why do thousands of people know what this is. Apparently it’s Romanian. What is it??

[accessibleposts]

They’re the lyrics to the song Dragostea Din Tei by Moldovan pop group O-zone. It was a very popular song in the early 2000s

We’ve finally reached the point where the old memes are too old for today’s generation… Fs in the chat.

[rescue-ram]

For any wretched zoomers…one of the original viral videos aka the finest of vintage memes

[tygermama]

We must not despair as long as we are here, we can teach the children about the ancient texts

[vaspider]

Okay hold on but we can’t talk about Dragostea Din Tei without talking about Gary Brolsma. Yes, there’s a link above but that doesn’t really explain just how formative a video this was in the relatively early days of the internet.

“The Numa Numa Dance” was posted in December 2004 to Newgrounds.com and was one of the first viral videos.

Estimates on how many times this video has been viewed run somewhere around ¾ of a billion views.

News articles at the time talked about how this video by itself “justified the existence of webcams.” (Though I think the reason for the first webcam was reason enough.)

Let’s go back to the view count, though. If one person wanted to watch the Numa Numa Dance video approximately as many times as it has been watched in the past 19 years, and finish up the watching this year, they would have had to start roughly during the Battle of Piraeus in 403 BCE.

Yeah.

Humanity has, collectively, spent about 2426 years watching Gary Brolsma joyfully dance to Dragostea Din Tei.

The song charted on its own, don’t get me wrong. It’s still something like the 4th best-selling single of all time in France and the most successful Romanian-language pop song of all time. But its memetic longevity? There you can’t skip over “the Numa Numa Dance.” That is the Deep Memetic Magic of long ago.

[grison-in-space]

OH. thank you for linking this: I had no idea what the name Dragostea Din Tei referred to, but I sure was thirteen on the Internet the year the Numa Numa Dance came out. I sure did immediately start dancing in excitement when the song started playing, too!

[rhadgar-khadgar]

I feel the need to add that he re made it a few months ago! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBKm1MBsTbk

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[boingmann]

[monsieurmeme]

I will never not reblog this

[moriartyfortheevening]

Accurate.

[starsbythepocketful12]

This is the best post I’ve ever seen

[leejeann]

accurate 

[boingmann]

Guys, OP here. Please stop deleting my captions. How are the rest supposed to know that the receptionist is Satan

[harlequinadebaby]

Reblog for Satan

[callmebliss]

Looks like there’s a lot of fic and art waiting in fandom hell

[lokikissesmyforehead]

Oh, so this is why I’m STILL HERE. 

[broadway-bitch-fit]

^

[arcana-duderino]

I’ve seen this comic for years but just discovered the last panel. GUYS WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT THAT PANEL THERE

[catchymemes]

[sweet-soul-brotha]

[100493503004422]

I feel FATIGUED like send her to the seaside for her health type fatigue

[swarnpert]

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

[lalaithiel]

Watching Supernatural for the first time and now I'm obsessed and want to consume all the fandom stuff online but I'm only on season 3 so I caaaan't :(

[yeehawfolk]

Having ADHD is like. Yes, I want to do things and become a success. No, I Do Not control the Brain, I am but a humble cashier under it's horrifyingly inept Upper Management.

[lalaithiel]

Here to scream into the void that I ship Zoey Ashe and Will Blackwater, I am not alone in this, it is agonizing, and I am naming this ship Ashewater. So let it be written.

[memesandlaughs]

[elvish-mysticcc]

Me, with premium:

[catlips001]

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

[catlips001]

Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said

[ask-cloud-skipper]

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

[michellepsychologist]

💚💜💖

[bdasswarrior]

When I start to lose my faith in humanity, this beautiful post crosses my feed. 😢😊😍

[rawsaucesos]

HUMANS!!!!! ARE NOT SELFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST IMAGINE WHAT COULD HAPPEN ON THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS IF THIS WERE THE RULESET AND NOT “get more money than Them”

[anthropologyofwater-deactivated]

getting better is like *absolves childhood me of guilt for things i was too young to understand* *forgives present version of me for not being compassionate enough to my younger self* and so on

[thenatsdorf]