Selfish War Machine

26-Valdivia

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

[grimoiremanifest]

[maplemaplemaplemaplemaple]

been thinking about this post all day

[pizzamafiaart]

Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.

[pitbolshevik]

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

you hear a recording of charlie kirk's whiny voice and understand why his wife had him killed for real

[inthefallofasparrow]

[animenostalgia]

Oct 4, 1995 - Happy 30th Anniversary to the Premiere of the original Neon Genesis Evangelion TV series in Japan!

[guerrillatech]

[violentoffender]

[arcticyarn]

下路正在投掷 bottom lane is throwing

it’s a fucking league of legends reference i’m mad i wasted my time translating that

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

post cancelled this is way funnier

[loaf--of--toast]

My buddy who is a farmer has the type of planter that drives itself across the field using GPS at a steady speed, and he just needs to turn it around at the end of each row. He added a little folding desk to his chair and plays farming simulator on it while he plants.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

okay playing farming simulator while farming is crazy

[needsmoreexplosions]

[homunculus-argument]

To this day,

"if she's your girl then why is her leitmotif part of my theme" "to highlight the tragedy of how she'll never love you back"

is one of the most brutal pieces of play banter that I've read on this website. One of those shitposts that keep coming back to you. Damn.

[boccher]

mommy is going to leave you exposed in an oxygen-rich environment for hours, my little sliced apple😈

[paper-mario-wiki]

when i smoke weed the marijuana smoke makes me feel different than i usually do. does anyone else experience this?

[toomuchtortuga]

[silkysong]

they ran out of silksong on steam

[silkysong]

jm not joking. they ran out of silksong

[silkysong]

THEY RAN OUT BAD

[mad-hare]

Fun fact: for some reason men that compare themselves to golden retrievers on hinge do NOT like being told “bark for me dog”

[mad-hare]

They don’t like this

[splendidland]

flaming moe's

[razerbackbitch]

[abdalrhman2002]

I am faced with two options: either evacuate or die in my place.

[abdalrhman2002]

The occupation has demanded that we evacuate Gaza City and move to the south of the Strip, claiming these areas are "safe," despite repeatedly targeting those very same so-called safe zones. Unfortunately, I am now required to leave, but I don’t even have the money to fare a car to escape — the cost exceeds $200.

[abdalrhman2002]

I will stay in my place until I can secure enough money to cover the cost of transportation, so I can evacuate and escape certain death and take my family with me. I'm asking you from the bottom of my heart: please don’t ignore my plea. I need your urgent donations so I can simply get a ride and find a shelter to protect my family from death.

[neechees]

Please keep sharing and donating, the horrors in Gaza dont cease so neither should we. It's our humanitarian responsibility to help in any way we can

[abdalrhman2002]

Please do not ignore, donate, donate, any donation, No matter how simple it is, it helps me a lot. Please donate and do not ignore me.

[blackpyrefly]

abdel was forced to make a new account due to the old one being banned by staff. donate if you can, but even if you aren't able to donate, you can follow him and reblog his posts to help out!