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THIS METROPOLIS MF HAS BEEN POSTING ON A GOTHAM COMMUNITY FOR A WHILE

TONIGHT THEIR OFFICE SHALL BURN

WE HAVE KRYPTONITE JEWELRY, DONT EVEN BOTHER CRYING TO THAT KRYPTON BOY

SHAME

Mia Chang

Hum...

#Gothamitesstoptryingtomakeoursocialmediateamcrychallenge2k26😭😭😭

Thank you @gotham1news for not encouraging this type of violent behaviour towards us. It means a lot to know fellow news outlet stand in support of us.

Meanwhile, we will be informing the authorities of this new threat to the safety of our employees and against our building. Yet again...

Please all W-GBS News Employees, be careful in these trying times. We also encourage teleworking at the moment, unless you are expected on set to film. As attendance is recorded, we will ensure security is aware and ready to act as needed.

Oh... I'm scheduled on set tomorrow... For makeup and light trials for the first of my weekend news and entertainment programme on Saturday...

I'll be there though. Bright and early. We are not about to let threats dictate our editorial line. Ever.

I was also planning to bring in bagels for the teams taking care of me, I can definitely add some more for our social media team! All the strength to them 💪

Yes, Lana, because your hair and lighting is what's most important.

How else would I make it to people's 'spank bank' otherwise, Lois? More seriously, do you never get bored of needlessly antagonising me? Is your life so empty?

Editing's not all that it's cracked up to be? Or you weren't told you were pretty enough in your childhood so you see every woman as a threat now? Go on, say it, what's gotten you so bitterly miserable that you feel compelled to make others, feel the same? Why, do you do that?

You know, I had a whole thing written up pointing out how you missed the point of my comment. I was even going to show you what a better response would've been. You know, if you had an editor (or knew how to edit yourself). But, no. I'm not going to waste my breath.

All I'm going to say is... Wow. Projection much?

Did you really think I didn't know about the unanswered voicemails you've sent him? Did you really think that you could get in between us? He has a life and a family. You can sit there and act like you're the victim; but, really, you're the predator.

Oh please spare me the lesson, you are not my better. I did you the courtesy of always treating you as an equal, a respected peer, but you keep failing to do the same and I am simply done being cordial.

You talk about projection but the core of it truly is your insecurity. You can keep skirting around it as much as you'd like, but this has nothing to do with my work. And everything to do with whatever scenarios you cook up in your head about Clark and I. Funny how I'm not even competing for him but you've already projected me the winner? Girl to girl? Work on that self-esteem and remember that Clark isn't a prize but a person yeah?

See, when I, feel miserable, I talk to a therapist about it and I try to do some good around me. Because as my ma used to say 'believing in even the possibility of a happy ending is a powerful thing, but living with that kind of belief… that’s the most powerful thing of all. That’s hope.' Whereas making yourself happy at the expense of others? In the end, it only ever bring unhappiness.

I wish you well Lois. I wish you resolve whatever it is that you have to. I know I'm on my own journey. But I also know I am done, giving you any time of my day. Go ahead, slander me as much as you feel the need to. Keep telling everyone how low-brow and clickbaitey and shallow my work is if that's where joy is for you. I know my qualifications. I know my achievements. I know I am proud of my work. You can't take that away from me.

THIS METROPOLIS MF HAS BEEN POSTING ON A GOTHAM COMMUNITY FOR A WHILE

TONIGHT THEIR OFFICE SHALL BURN

WE HAVE KRYPTONITE JEWELRY, DONT EVEN BOTHER CRYING TO THAT KRYPTON BOY

SHAME

Mia Chang

Hum...

#Gothamitesstoptryingtomakeoursocialmediateamcrychallenge2k26😭😭😭

Thank you @gotham1news for not encouraging this type of violent behaviour towards us. It means a lot to know fellow news outlet stand in support of us.

Meanwhile, we will be informing the authorities of this new threat to the safety of our employees and against our building. Yet again...

Please all W-GBS News Employees, be careful in these trying times. We also encourage teleworking at the moment, unless you are expected on set to film. As attendance is recorded, we will ensure security is aware and ready to act as needed.

Oh... I'm scheduled on set tomorrow... For makeup and light trials for the first of my weekend news and entertainment programme on Saturday...

I'll be there though. Bright and early. We are not about to let threats dictate our editorial line. Ever.

I was also planning to bring in bagels for the teams taking care of me, I can definitely add some more for our social media team! All the strength to them 💪

Yes, Lana, because your hair and lighting is what's most important.

How else would I make it to people's 'spank bank' otherwise, Lois? More seriously, do you never get bored of needlessly antagonising me? Is your life so empty?

Editing's not all that it's cracked up to be? Or you weren't told you were pretty enough in your childhood so you see every woman as a threat now? Go on, say it, what's gotten you so bitterly miserable that you feel compelled to make others, feel the same? Why, do you do that?

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I suppose if the "spank banks" are taken care of, then you won't be needing our services, Miss Lang? Superboy and I are perfectly content with returning to Gotham, where the women are less shallow. - Robin

Lana heaved a long sigh as the notification came up, wondering if it was even worth addressing all together. She couldn't bring herself to resent the vigilante for two simple reasons: he likely was young and clearly lacked the context to grasp Lana's reference. Would it be worth it to tell him Lois is the one who'd once reduced her work to that expression? Would he believe her? Pulitzer-prize Lois Lane bullying little Smallville Lana Lang sounded like a very convenient narrative even to her own ears. And Lana knew, sometimes the truth mattered a lot less than how the story was spun. If she went after Lois Lane in any way, she'd be the one paying the price. Hell, it had already started even though she'd just been defending herself after repeated mean-spirited comments...

Closing her eyes as her hand went to her shoulder in an attempt to massage some of the tension and frustration away, Lana sat, quietly, reflective. Wondering how to best address the situation when W-GBS News already wasn't getting along with vigilantes and her new show would be premiering very soon... Ah. To hell with it.

🖥️ -- I have grown weary of defending my character. Being a public figure, the realisation that what strangers thought of my appearance, of my voice, of my styling, of my hair, of my background, of any other detail they felt like nitpicking; could not matter. Not as much as what I think, not as much as what the people who truly know and care about me, think. I am also used to my words being taken out of context at this point, so you may think of me whatever you like. However, let me state this yet again, I take my job as a news reporter very seriously. It is not a matter of vanity, nor inspiring any other desire than the one of sharing my vocation or seeking truth at a time where terms like 'alternative facts' are gaining in popularity and misinformation spreads like wildfire, often to serve some actor's interests or another's agenda. Good, reliable information is more valuable than ever and since I began this career, it is all I have sought to bring forth. However, even if I was incredibly shallow and self-absorbed, I would hope, it would not suddenly make me, or my colleagues, unworthy of being protected, of being saved. Heroes don't pick and choose like that. Or well, shouldn't. - Lana Lang.

THIS METROPOLIS MF HAS BEEN POSTING ON A GOTHAM COMMUNITY FOR A WHILE

TONIGHT THEIR OFFICE SHALL BURN

WE HAVE KRYPTONITE JEWELRY, DONT EVEN BOTHER CRYING TO THAT KRYPTON BOY

SHAME

Mia Chang

Hum...

#Gothamitesstoptryingtomakeoursocialmediateamcrychallenge2k26😭😭😭

Thank you @gotham1news for not encouraging this type of violent behaviour towards us. It means a lot to know fellow news outlet stand in support of us.

Meanwhile, we will be informing the authorities of this new threat to the safety of our employees and against our building. Yet again...

Please all W-GBS News Employees, be careful in these trying times. We also encourage teleworking at the moment, unless you are expected on set to film. As attendance is recorded, we will ensure security is aware and ready to act as needed.

Oh... I'm scheduled on set tomorrow... For makeup and light trials for the first of my weekend news and entertainment programme on Saturday...

I'll be there though. Bright and early. We are not about to let threats dictate our editorial line. Ever.

I was also planning to bring in bagels for the teams taking care of me, I can definitely add some more for our social media team! All the strength to them 💪

Yes, Lana, because your hair and lighting is what's most important.

#for once try being an actual reporter #<- Oh the irony. For a reporter you're quite slow to catch the point. I was indicating that in spite of the threat I would be in office.#And yes. I was promoting my show. Because that is my job :)#As for my reporting: just tune in to W-GBS and you'll see quite a bit of it soon enough.#wgbs news #lois lane rp #lana lang rp #comicsverse posting #only in metropolis rp #dc rp #dc rp blog #dc roleplay #dc roleplay blog

How else would I make it to people's 'spank bank' otherwise, Lois? More seriously, do you never get bored of needlessly antagonising me? Is your life so empty?

Editing's not all that it's cracked up to be? Or you weren't told you were pretty enough in your childhood so you see every woman as a threat now? Go on, say it, what's gotten you so bitterly miserable that you feel compelled to make others, feel the same? Why, do you do that?

Jimmy makes a point In the DCU it would be really hard to tell the cranks from the real deal because it turns out aliens are super weird Action Comics 487

krinsbez

Also, people would probably crib from actual reports to give themselves verisimilitude.

#og l.l #lana lang #jimmy olsen #dc comics #dc #dcu #dc universe #action comics

The amount of Superman knock off or "I saw Krypton in my dreams" would make your head spin

Holy SMOKES, Kent you are smooth. Action Comics 557

krinsbez

Well, let's be blunt, if Lana Lang doesn't inspire you to be smooth, you have no business being with her, no?

#og l.l #first sweetheart 🤍#lana lang #clark kent #wgbs news era #action comics #dc comics #dc #superman #dc universe

She is a muse that inspires men to poetry

krinsbez

That is a much better way of saying it, yes.

jkparkin

Superman Unlimited #8 (DC, December 2025) variant cover by Nathan Szerdy

#og l.l #lana lang #krypto the superdog #krypto #superman unlimited #nathan szerdy #dc comics #dc #smallville #cover art #variant covers

demigodoreo

Superman Unlimited (2025) #7

#og l.l #he calls me honey 💍#lana lang #superwoman red #john henry irons #dc steel #jon kent #superman #superboy #superfam #superman unlimited #dc comics #dc

THIS METROPOLIS MF HAS BEEN POSTING ON A GOTHAM COMMUNITY FOR A WHILE

TONIGHT THEIR OFFICE SHALL BURN

WE HAVE KRYPTONITE JEWELRY, DONT EVEN BOTHER CRYING TO THAT KRYPTON BOY

SHAME

Mia Chang

Hum...

#Gothamitesstoptryingtomakeoursocialmediateamcrychallenge2k26😭😭😭

Thank you @gotham1news for not encouraging this type of violent behaviour towards us. It means a lot to know fellow news outlet stand in support of us.

Meanwhile, we will be informing the authorities of this new threat to the safety of our employees and against our building. Yet again...

Please all W-GBS News Employees, be careful in these trying times. We also encourage teleworking at the moment, unless you are expected on set to film. As attendance is recorded, we will ensure security is aware and ready to act as needed.