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Pet Foolery, #93
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Big Jack
Pet Foolery, #93
important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are
reblog if you're also lame and weird.
Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn
you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever
here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you
They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,
Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing
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there should be big extended events in tomodachi life, like there should be a chance for one if your miis to spontaneously develop a zombie virus, and a zombie apocalypse starts on your island and lasts until one of your miis develops a cure or everyone is infected. (once everyone is infected it turns out there actually was no virus, and everyone was just kind of placebo'd into believing they were zombies)
they corner the last surviving resident and then the lights go off and when they're back on someone has a cake and they all shout Surprise because it was an elaborate surprise party.
great job everyone lets hit the showers
Not again
gentle reminder that you canāt get this kind of nonsense from any other site
This thread is almost eight years old and it has damn well earned its place among the Tumblr pantheon as a Heritage Postā¢ļø
why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh
Youāve never heard of The Bog?
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EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD
This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) itās how cranberries grow. Once theyāre ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.
Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.
thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming āBOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODYā, but i appreciate the education,
oh here is a fun lil perspective on cranberry harvesting i never heard about anywhere else. the guy who owns the restaurant right down the road from the farm, who fries our chickens sometimes, is from Boston, with the strongest Boston accent ever, and in a former life before he started slinging reasonably priced barbeque and occasional organic chicken, he was a cranberry farmer.
His farm was on the leading edge of kinda using organic/sustainable pest control methods, and one of the things that they did to keep insect damage down was that they encouraged wolf spiders to live in the cranberry field, to eat the bugs.Ā
This was all fine and good until they flooded the bog. Now, you donāt just like flood the bog and then go around it in a boat or whatever. No, you use hip waders to get in there and put the big floaty things where they go and get all the berries and such.
Well when youāre in the bog in hip waders, that makes you the tallest thing. Wolf spiders can swim a bit, but they donāt like it, so theyāre, quite understandably, looking to climb out of the water onto a tall thing.
So yeah the first interview question he always asked potential cranberry bog harvester hires wasĀ āare you cool with spiders?ā
āYouād be amazed,ā he said to us, shaking his head a little,Ā āhow many guys would just straight lie. Like, you think Iām asking you that question to be cute? Nah man youāre gonna have like a hundred wolf spiders trying to climb your eyebrows, you gotta be chill, those wolf spiders are fellow employees. You really gotta be chill with spiders if youāre gonna work a cranberry harvest.ā
happy international workers day to the cranberry bog spiders
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a few more pokemon characters i wanted to draw
I think in the same way there's a 90/10 rule with horror and comedy (horror works best when it's 90% horror and 10% comedy and vice versa) there's a 90/10 rule for some relationships in fiction that's like. Wholesome and fucked up. A good friendship is at its most compelling when it's also 10% a bit fucked up. Fucked up relationship is at its most compelling when there's at least 10% of something actually sweet and substantive within. Do you get me
Chara can be SAVED
Warning: MAJOR Undertale spoilers!! If you have yet to achieve the True Pacifist Ending, please do not read (although tbh youāve probably been completely spoiled by being on this website alone, but yeah just in case).
So during the fight with Asrielās last form, the canonical āGod of Hyperdeathā (Asriel you nerd), you/Frisk gain the ability to SAVE the Lost Souls of your friends. Toriel, Asgore, Sans, Papyrus, Undyne, and Alphys can all be reached through the power of your DETERMINATION.
Howeverā¦
After you SAVE them all, Frisk then realizes thereās āsomeone else.ā Thereās one last person, one last SOUL lost in the darkness, but resonating just loud enough to be heard.
The playerās first assumption is of course that itās Asriel, which is not a very far-fetched idea since obviously he must be reached out to as well.
Butā¦
You donāt call his name; you call their name.
Youāre trying to SAVE Chara.
Chara, theĀ ādemon that comes when people call its name,ā is calling for your help. To be SAVED. And when you do, you trigger these memories: Charaās memories.
Then, and only then, can you save Asriel. It is only by SAVING Chara can you then SAVE the final, remaining SOUL.
By SAVING the Lost Souls, the player/Frisk seems to restore them to their normal state and thus their bodies. Perhaps by SAVING Chara, you then lay them to rest? Or maybeā¦
Maybe they helpĀ out? Maybe, as a sign that you the player through Frisk has shown them that not all human beings are evil, Chara has a full change of heart, and thus it is through a combination of their DETERMINATION and Friskās that resists Asrielās final attack in order to SAVE their best friendā¦?
But of course, that part is just speculation. The only real fact here is that you truly can reach out to the broken, lingering SOUL that is the first human, Chara. And the even more amazing thing is, you succeed.
OP how does it getting it right ten years before it became canon
If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. Itās fun, boozy and blue.
Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it
Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks
Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank
prev wasn't kidding about the recipe being written by electrochemistry
shitty ai generated historically inaccurate plague doctor simulator ads on my dash. do not want
was it for Last Asylum? I was just watching a video documenting how terrible their ads are.
The closest experience I've ever had to discovering "the vitamin" was buying a 100% wool outfit and wearing it in the winter.
Not only was I not freezing anymore, I was not sweating and overheating either. The horrible sensory nightmare of winter clothes disappeared.
In particular, I bought a pair of wool pants. They were a thrifted pair of fancy dress pants like you would wear at an important office job, and they were easily the most comfortable pair of winter-appropriate pants i'd ever worn. I wore them Every Single Day.
From that point on I realized a lot of my clothes were making me feel bad, and the common thread was polyester. Especially polyester blends.
It's a trap because the polyester clothes are the ones that always feel sooooo silky soft when they are in the store, whereas cotton, linen and wool can feel comparatively rough and scratchy. But when actually wearing them for hours throughout the day, it's the natural fibers that feel more comfortable.
Maybe the secret to sensory comfort is not about the presence of softness, but the absence of overloading sensations. Or maybe the sensory stress and agony is not triggered by texture of the fabric, but by how it breathes and regulates temperature.
Then there's the problem of clothing life span: polyester blends, no matter how soft they seem at first, become rough and scratchy and covered in hard, itchy pills after wearing them 10 or 20 times, whether or not they have been tumble-dried or even washed at all. (I tested it!) Linen and cotton become softer and more comfy the more you wear them, polyester but ESPECIALLY polyester blends become a constant stressor. Polyester blend t-shirts I used to love for their softness now feel bristly and irritating.
So now I'm trying to change my wardrobe to as many natural fibers as possible, and the more natural fiber clothes i have the more I realize that the plastic fibers stress me out. It's so easy to overheat or freeze in them and they're always degrading and becoming less comfortable and it sucks.
So this was mentioned in the notes (and I mentioned it there, too), but I know that sometimes those just don't get read. So here I will mention other natural fabrics.
Alpaca- my all time favorite. It is both warmer and lighter than wool, and if you have allergic reactions to wool, as I do, this is a great substitute. Alpaca socks are so great.
Cotton- the common fabric. Good for shirts, underthings, socks, pants, you name it. Good at wicking moisture and letting skin breathe, but can also be woven into warmer items such as sweaters. Good all around fabric. Can be strong and used for heavy duty clothing as well as delicate clothes.
Linen- the original warm weather fabric. The more it is washed, the softer it gets. Fabulous in the heat. Use it for bed sheets in the summer and you will never be hot in bed again. It can be used to make shirts, pants, shorts, and underthings.
Silk- great for warm and cool weather. Cool in the heat, warm in the cold, and beautiful no matter what. Can be made as a washable fabric, but usually hand wash or dry clean. Will wear like iron. If you treat it right, you can have silk for 20 years or more. Gloves, socks, underthings, shirts, pants, dresses, jackets, you name it.
Hemp- less well known but a great fabric. Resists mold like you would not believe! Used to make sails for sailing ships, as well as ropes during the age of sail. It was stronger than cotton when wet and would last longer due to the no molding thing. Less water intensive to grow than cotton, with many of the same properties of both linen and cotton. Can be used to make bed sheets, bath towels, shirts, underthings, pants, socks, pretty much anything.
Cashmere- Super luxurious! It is the shed hair of the Cashmere and pashmina goats. Usually made into sweaters, scarves, hats, gloves , and shawls. Super warm and soft. Hand wash or dry clean.
Angora- Also super luxurious. The shed fur of the angora rabbit. Can be used to make sweaters, hats, gloves, shawls, socks, and shawls. Warm, soft, and fluffy.
Mohair- The fur/hair from angora or mohair goats. Used to make sweaters, socks, gloves, hats, scarves, and shawls. Soft and warm.
There are also natural blends. These include (but are not limited to, and are not a complete list): cotton/wool, cotton/linen, cotton/silk, linen/silk, wool/silk, alpaca/wool, cashmere/wool, mohair/wool, etc.
Other natural fibers can include camel, yak, and other animal hair that is shed or clipped and then spun into yarn. Some are more available in certain areas of the world than others. I did not include bamboo due to the massive amount of chemical processing that it takes to extract the fibers. I also did not include lotus silk, byssus silk (sea silk), or any other experimental animal silk (such as the golden orb weaver spider silk) that has been made/created.
Natural fibers cost more to harvest, process, spin, and weave. They can be more difficult to color evenly, because like any natural material they have flaws and variations. This makes them more expensive to work with, which makes the clothing more expensive to produce and sell. But the items produced will last longer (theoretically), will feel better against the skin, and will be better for you in the long run for both you and the planet than clothing yourself in plastic. Microplastics will rub off on your skin, washing away in the washing machines and getting into the water supply. As the fabrics break down, they will become not only rougher against the skin, but also more difficult to mend and patch, limiting their wear life. But because they are plastics, they won't decompose and break down, continuing to pollute the environment unless they can be recycled.
Natural fabrics, in comparison, will become softer over time. They can be repaired more easily as they get holes or tears because the fabric will not have pieces break off like plastic will. It can be easily recycled, and will eventually decompose (which is why archaeologists rarely find clothing and textiles at dig sites), causing little to no damage to the environment. Rarely will a person be allergic to a natural fabric (WOOL! Argh!!!), and when they are, there is usually a protein, emollient, or fabric composition which can be a factor and can (usually) be mitigated, unlike with a synthetic fiber.
Don't get me wrong, synthetic fibers have their place and they have become very useful for certain things. But, we live in a time of fast fashion and high consumerism fueled by synthetic fabrics and exploited labor. Being conscientious of what your clothing is made of, what natural fabrics can do, how long they can last, and why and when you should wear them is a good way to start cutting down on waste while helping your body feel better. And you may find that by limiting the amount of synthetic materials you put on or near your body, that certain things might start to clear up (acne, rashes, etc.).
I know there is much more about fashion and fabrics out there, and I am 100% certain that there is someone out there MUCH more knowledgeable than me. But this is just some information I had and info dumped.
natural fibers knowledge!
I'm a fiber nerd for similar reasons to you, headspace. If you'll humor me, I have a few unsolicited suggestions for looking for natural fibers in thrift stores (other than looking at the tags, naturally, but also since I don't always trust the tags, since fabric fraud or mislabeling isn't uncommon, and tags can be missing or hard to find).
Bast fibers like linen and hemp usually have a fair number of slubs and are usually woven for durability, because lightweight knits tend to unravel near the slubs just around the same time that the wear level starts to get Perfect.
If you're running through the racks and find a nice hand, remember that synthetics tend to absorb water poorly. Holding the fabric for just a moment and then rubbing the fingers together usually tells me if the moisture was absorbed, or if my hands are still sticky. Fabric softener and dry cleaning can fool me sometimes.
Same as the above, synthetics tend to reflect heat. If a fabric feels soft to the hand, hold onto it a moment. Silk and wool warm up slowly, but synthetics feel "warm" almost immediately. Plant fibers also warm pretty quickly in the hand, but will still absorb water.
Silk and wool are HEAVY on the thread level. A tightly woven silk jacket is way heavier than a poly or nylon one of similar thread gauge.
And although your assessments are largely excellent, pyroteknich, I have a few nits to pick:
Cotton gets WET and holds 36x its own weight in water, compared to ~6x for bast fibers and a little more for wool and silk. When it's wet, the water clogs the gaps in the clothes and prevents airflow. I mention this because I live in a humid subtropical area and sweat basically doesn't evaporate. Cotton means a swampy underside, or all-over-side if you're working hard enough or get caught in the rain. A notable exception to this is very loose and billowy clothing like gauzy skirts. I generally avoid cotton entirely because of its water-holding capacity.
Silk does wear like iron unless it gets wet, then it's very weak and abrades easily. Normal activities in my area will cause sweat to build up and that moisture will shred silks. Again, the solution is loose and billowy, and being choosy about which fabrics during particular times of year. I tend toward bast fibers in the warmer months and silks in the cooler ones. Reconstituted cellulose fibers like "bamboo", ramie, rayon, and so on have similarly poor durability when wet. Silk also stains very easily and HATES being in the sun to dry or for too long period, as UV light breaks it down, just something to be aware of.
And also unsolicited, I would like to share a few tips I've picked up for keeping natural fibers in good shape so they can get to that delightful broken-in level. We have very, very soft water in my area, so your mileage may vary.
If not handwashing, a top-loading washer, filled up completely with cold water, is pretty close to handwashing, on delicate settings.
Most of the time, "dry clean only" is a bunch of nonsense, except with suits or dresses made with water-soluble interfacing. People washed these pieces for how many centuries before dry cleaning existed? Yeah. Unfortunately, I don't know an easy way to find out if interfacings are water-soluble, except to give the piece a wash. I've restored dozens of stinky natural-fiber pieces that were discarded because the original owner's dry cleaning didn't remove the water-soluble odors, and I "restored" them just by giving them a nice wash. Sometimes a pair of suit pants or a jacket will start poking out the plastic interfacing after the wash, so yknow. Caveat washor.
Even if handwashing, strongly alkaline detergents or high heat will cause protein-based fibers like wools and silks to denature and degrade rapidly during the abrasion of washing. Vinegar will help, and mild curd soaps are best. If only washing wools, a little liquid lanolin mixed well with hot water and curd soap prior to adding to the wash water will help restore the fibers, making the garment more water-repellent, stronger, and more durable. Small amounts of detergents can be used to boost the efficacy of the wash if there is a lot of oil in the laundry soils.
Inversely, plant fibers prefer hot water and can withstand alkaline detergents well, making washing soda and borax viable additions, but hot water will often cause stains to set. I like to help remove the alkalines from the fabric by using vinegar in the rinse. Machine drying, even on "air dry" settings, will still cause static buildup in the fibers, making them slightly water-repellent and for myself, an extremely unpleasant sensory experience. I try to line-dry everything, which is difficult when showers and storms are unpredictable and frequent, and the humidity is 70%+ most days during the hottest part of the day. Still worth it, and indoor line-dry is an option.
Wools and silks are magnets for carpet beetles and clothes moths. When I'm storing clothes for the season, I wash them, gently lanolize the wools, make sure they're 100% dry, then heat up an oven with a baking stone to 200F (90C), line a metal sheet pan with parchment paper, cut the oven, and then leave the clothes in the oven for 30min to kill any eggs. Then I wrap them tightly with plastic bags and put them in plastic bins for storage, and I've never had a problem with insects since. I got the idea from bedbug treatments.
I hope that fellow sufferers from fast fashion and the electrostatic nightmare that is synthetic clothing can get a little something out of the years I've been working on this. I have pieces I've been wearing regularly for 15 years using these techniques.
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One of the things I love about Tumblr compared to other sites is that you can find a post about a certain topic, and then press Keep reading... And then keep reading... And then another person has more to add to it, and keep reading, and keep reading... And then before you know it you know a sizeable amount more about natural fabrics than the average person, even if that knowledge alone doesn't make you a professional. But then, unlike the few other platforms that somewhat incentivize long-form content, you need to press 'Keep Reading'. I keep reading because I'm interested, when I'm mindlessly scrolling and I bump into 'Keep Reading', I question whether or not I'm actually interested. If I'm not, I move on, without consuming an extra fifteen minutes of my time mindlessly reading without absorbing. And now here I am, derailing a thread about fabrics with a meta commentary on this slowly decaying former sanctuary from typical social media bullshit, and all the upsides that this hellsite still offers. I wish I'd actually listened when my old friends first told me I should really make a Tumblr account eight or so years ago.
remember when this was the craziest thing politicians ever said
this could work. we never tried it
Picturing a one-off Batman villain who's a werewolf but specifically he got bit by wild wolves while exploring the subway system.
i only have this suselle screenshot but HOLY SHIT THE KRUSIELLE SHIT THIS CHAPTER. people have been saying krusie is unrequited and uh. did we play the same game? sure kris definitely thinks it is, but like, look at what susie says. ESPECIALLY ON THE WEIRD ROUTE. "what am i, a pilliow to you guys?" "whatever we have is cooler" "i know me and noelle are getting close, but you're still important to me" and thats just the krusie parts. the kriselle parts? voting for noel hollyday and kris dreamer? just like when they were kids? then going in the ferris wheel and reminicing, with noelle realizing kris shook the ferris wheel to distract her and comfort her? oh my god. i don't have to talk about the suselle parts, they're self-evident. you get the screenshot. going from castletown, where there's a throuple every 5 feet, to hometown, where its specifically one king and one queen, where you have to choose between which duo? im feral. im crazy. krusielle is basically canon. the berdly interaction? "we need them" when you first meet with noelle? "it is easier if kris is with us." oh my god. krusielle
noelle realizing kris shook the ferris wheel to distract her and comfort her?
And then what does Susie do with Kris in the Ferris Wheel on the Weird Route hmm?
people have this tendency to believe that fandom discourse exists because people in fandoms are Stupid Nerdy Losers, but in fact fandom discourse exists because anytime you get a group of more than 100 people together, they will start creating interpersonal bullshit. fandom is not special in this regard
There is sports discourse. There is yarn discourse. There is food discourse. There is academic discourse (dear sweet god is there academic discourse). If there are people out there collecting brass buttons specifically from 1921, they are going to have discourse about which buttons are trash and whether Person A cheated person B. To be human is to engage in pointless wankery sometimes.
at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone cancelled.
It all comes back to water, right?
Bodies of water, especially deep ones, are usually associated with darkness. There's the sunlit zone, the twilight zone, the midnight zone, the abyss, and then the trenches. It gets darker yet darker the deeper and deeper you go.
And then there's...
Dark Fountains that are the power sources that give birth to Dark Worlds.
The term for when darkness takes over the light is "roaring" which is. a very common sound description for waves and rushing water.
SO MANY mentions of waves. Notably the section of Raise Up Your Bat where it says "Which shall guide you the way, through the waves"
The lake in town that has Onion, Clam Guy, the Striped Bird, and the song from far away. (Clam Guy and the Striped Bird who have Goner variants...which could mean nothing)
The underwater background we see when creating the vessel...IMAGE_DEPTHS
Going back to Raise Up Your Bat once more... to the beginning of the section.
"Come follow me into the dark With your heart as the ark Which shall shine you the way"
Ark.
On the assumption that the roaring will happen in chapter 6 or 7. The apocalyptic event would be a flood as darkness washes over the land. Throughout history there have been many flood or deluge myths, most of which involve a culture hero (whether Noah, Manu, Shuruppak, etc.) who built a boat, or an Ark, in order to survive the coming flood.
And then there's the Weird Route (or Snowgrave or B Side)...
For there to even be fountains there needs to be a source. While I think the Lake could be a dark world, I am far more partial to the idea that during the weird route our favorite glitch hunter Noelle found the glitch once more. She literally takes advantage of the player ability to make decisions above everything else in the game (as the player did during the Chapter 4 in her house) to force a proceed by giving us action cues.
Like finding a key item in a video game Noelle used us to help boundary break...
And then thereās the bread and punch card references. Sans refers to the card as a Punch Card which is arguably Undertales most famous glitch that lets you sequence break and go out of bounds. And Sans also gives us the Bread, which is part of a very famous Mother glitch (Bread Crumbs) that also allows for boundary breaking. (Which is probably why Bread is the forbidden technique to Malius)
And then there's her blog. Noelle has been associated with glitches since the Spamton Sweepstakes whether in Cat Petterz or Dragon Blazers.
"ā¦remembered to hold my breath halfway XD Now I was going to be able to see what was in the secret doorā¦"
And as we know from our require reading (Undertale) what is necessary to break barriers?
A human and a monster.