study eat sleep repeat

one sad student. my aesthetic/spilled ink/pretty blog is wiltingivy

[thecollegeboardblog]

One nation, under College Board, with arbitrary fees and tests for all

[rainbowkarolina]

every time I watch the bachelor I think about how much better it would be if it was with lesbians…..but then I think of how it wouldn’t work because all the women would fall in love with each other and not the bachelorette….and THEN I remember the most obvious flaw in this system, the bachelorette could literally have 30 women professing their love for her and knowing us lesbians she would still be like “I just don’t know if they actually like me”

[rainbowkarolina]

after careful consideration I’ve decided that this in fact would be amazing reality tv and I am currently waiting on a rich lesbian investor

[rainbowkarolina]

it looks like we have found our lesbian investor

[mjwatson]

girls!!!!!!! every single one. gorgeous.

[fabricferret-deactivated2022012]

girls!!!!!!! every single one. powerful.

[restless-reading-deactivated201]

girls!!!!!!! every single one. important.

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[pyotra]

the first 10 minutes of swati (1986) and i am screaming at how indian men write women characters / feminists

[gembaby4]

I’m her

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering “Oh, it’s Wednesday”

[thesixthstar]

what does this mean

[rvengefulobster]

It means it’s Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits on a Wednesday it can’t hurt you. Those are the rules.

[galpalactic]

this thread has me in tears right now

We were driving to a restaurant and wanted to see how long the wait was. My dad handed me the phone book and asked me to look up the number. I, for whatever reason, thought he said “get rid of this”. So I opened the window and chucked the phone book while we were going 70 MPH down the highway.

great

I stuck my hand in a bowl of soup simply because I hadn’t before.

same

When I was maybe 10-12, I threw one of my dad’s golf clubs that had no head on it like a spear down the hallway after telling my brother it would be cool.

absolutely

One time I was eating a lemon poppyseed muffin. The phone rang, so I reacted by shoving the entire muffin my mouth and eating it as fast as I could, nearly choking to death, and I didn’t even make it to the phone before it stopped ringing.

huge mood

Gave my sister a piggyback when she was giving my other sister a piggyback at the same time

thank you for your service

[oreotiger]

[trashcanakin-archive]

Once, to check if the cookie sheet was still hot; I just placed my hand flat down on it. It was hot.

[heythisisbecky]

The most unrealistic thing about Hogwarts is there is no overt petty drama?? There are like 5 kids per year who have to live together for SEVEN YEARS and they can do MAGIC. You can’t tell me the muffliato charm wasn’t used to talk mad shit about people. How many witches hexed their best friend’s dress robes to always be one size too small because they were fighting? And you expect me to believe that people ACTUALLY stayed in bed during curfew instead of flying through the Scottish highlands? Also the castle is designed to ruin your fucking life. Can you imagine being drunk on the moving staircases?? That’s an entire mythology of student stories in and of itself. I’m just saying, when I was in high school someone locked and duct taped a car alarm into a locker and then set it off for two hours straight and I’m 95% sure he wasn’t even a wizard

[jacks-noir-deactivated20200927]

Reasons Why You Should Read Kane Chronicles:

Actually really good POC representation???? And I’m not talking about one or two characters, I’m talking about almost all of the characters are black

A main interracial couple (Julius and Ruby)

Amazing storyline. It starts really slow and at first I didn’t really like it but after a few chapters you get completely sucked into the story

Typical hidden adult jokes per usual in Uncle Rick’s books

I’m talking about the Hapi Pill joke. It is a literary masterpiece.

If you liked the whole BoO saga you are going to like this one. Trusts me. It even follows the same kind of mixed narrative

Good representation of PTSD, something that is rarely seen in kid aimed media

There’s no canon LGBTQ+ character but all of them are written openly enough for you to assume their sexual and or gender identity

I don’t know of they count as an LGBTQ+ couple, but towards the end there’s a Poly-ish relationship (You’ll understand more of this when you read it

A cat goddess who acts like a real cat and truly thinks she is the center of the universe

A dwarf in a speedo who ate Stanlin’s chocolate head during a visit to Rusia

I really enjoyed the series and I want to get more people into it because it worth it and, even though the trilogy is complete and has a satisfying ending, you can still make a lot of content, head canons and many other things.

[laststudentstanding-blog]

I. LOVE. THIS. SERIES!!

[animalbody]

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

[gay-jesus-probably]

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.

[kremeroyale]

Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*

My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.

[nullannddvooiid]

Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))))) also I’m prescribing you 500 different medicines

My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let’s try taking a nap

[exjwthings]

My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you’d love.

[atheistjw]

Therapist in media: serious face the whole time

My therapist: *laughs awkwardly*

[skirris]

therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, “I’m afraid I haven’t [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]”

my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???

my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance… you’re my padawan now

[mmmm-gross]

Actual things my therapist has told me:

“You’re bassicly a glorified sad lizard.” (It makes sense with context)

“Damn girl you need to get your shit together.”

“Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn’t bleach or memes.”

I’ll add more tomorrow after I see her again.

[strivingforthinblr-blog]

My therapist sends me pictures of cats whenever I email her telling her about how f-ed my day was

[lesbian-valkarie]

me: I don’t know jeremy, these kids won’t shut the fuck up about me

my therapist who is amazing: that’s fucking bullshit

[the-crooked-library]

you know these moments when a friend just casually says something that validates your friendship, like just refers to something as “our place” or “our thing” and suddenly your heart is auditioning for Cirque du Soleil and days later you’re still thinking about it

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

“you got this gen z” “ you go gen z” “so proud of gen z hope this works for them” “gen z is gonna do great things” hey you guys know you can participate too this is your world and generations are fake

[sudjjfkflflfkahabsbdi-deactivat]

They are going to pass all of their finals

[socialistwaluigi-deactivated202]

who?

[sudjjfkflflfkahabsbdi-deactivat]

the student reading this ❤️

[zaynschickens]

I mean thanks for the support but idk…

[sudjjfkflflfkahabsbdi-deactivat]

[angel-with-love]

i gotta reblog

[marciaillust]

There’s only one thing worse than coming up with names for your ocs ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,it’s coming up with their surnames

[mechanicalriddle]

dude have i got the thing for you

[onlyawfulrpgideas]

I don’t know how these are being generated but they are so, so good

[shitslytherinssay]

Shit Slytherins Say on Valentines Day: #5

Instead of Valentines Day, we should have a second Halloween.

[wlwellbutrin]

infuriating how men created, benefit from, and reinforce the diet culture that teaches women our worth is measured by our weight and yet men will also act like women’s sensitivity over our weight is just some weird chick thing they couldn’t possibly understand or extend empathy over

[roane72]

Honestly, I think the whole “don’t pay the writers” thing boils down to the notion that everybody thinks they can write. It’s the old saw about the novelist at a cocktail party having to hear someone say, for the millionth time, “I’d love to write a book someday.”

Someone–Stephen King? Pretty sure I saw this in a Stephen King foreword–once said they’d like to say to a brain surgeon, “Boy, I’d love to do brain surgery someday.”

We treat “the ability to put words into a sentence” like it’s just the same as “the ability to form a coherent narrative that engenders a variety of emotions within the reader and puts them in a scene and shows them what they didn’t see before”.

And that’s like me drawing a stick figure and saying I’m an artist.

Writers are constantly devalued because everyone thinks they have a book in them and don’t realize the level of skill and commitment it takes to finish even a short story, much less a whole book. 

This goes well beyond fandom, but man, I would’ve hoped fandom would know better.

[lokisweboflies]

***REBLOGS AGGRESSIVELY***