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Not today Justin
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
The Stonewall Inn

oozey mess
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@leafwhistle
Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
on god i'm gonna try to lure you people into joining healthcare careers
you've heard of tumblr university
get ready for tumblr hospital
I have a great idea for the floor
We have one joke on this website
you know we're calling it Hoptal
men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.
[muttering feverishly] I need to chase that man around my gothic manor in a silk nightgown
we take turns
(via @paperplanechemtrails)
occasionally, you will discover an artist who drew roughly 300 beautiful pictures of your favorite characters over the course of a month and then never touched them again. you must accept this as a gift.
yes, their close platonic relationship in canon is important to me specifically because it's both close and platonic
yes, I also ship them romantically, or as part of a romantic poly ship
I refuse to lock myself into a single interpretation of a fictional relationship when there's multiple interesting ways to view it. I can do both
[guy who has been holding an insane amount of tension in his body for a week straight] bro why do I feel so awful
Reblogging this three times in a row? Take a deep breath and take care of yourself!
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#Turns out I am not a suspension bridge and should not be kept under a steady level of stress forever to function
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i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.
like this shouldnt be possible.
Every part of Vegas feels like it's pulled out of fiction and is Incredibly off-putting. It's a major city in the middle of one of the world's most inhospitable deserts
Its famous for recreating other world landmarks on a small scale. It uses this as a trap to bait people into making life ruining decisions. It's motto is essentially "never speak of what happened here". Fucked up
*RIPS OFF SHIRT* RAUUUGH New shark just dropped!!! Pride month shark everyone LETS FUCKING GO
A night dive off Papua New Guinea to study wild sharks that can walk on land has surfaced with something even more rare – a species un
LOOK AT EM!! This little guy makes turns the total number of walking sharks from a odd number to an even number - that's right, there's now 10 species of walking sharks!! This one's called the officially Dudgeon walking shark, but it's local name is the kadedekedewa, and its found in Papua New Guinea! Little guy can be differentiated from other walking sharks by the spot pattern on its side (white dashes instead of normal rosettes or dots) but also by genetic testing!! News of him was released in a review of walking sharks two days ago, and look at this picture from the review!!
A very polite little guy, as you can tell. And you can see the dashes down his body very easily in this picture! The review also took a closer look at some of the other walking shark species in the area, and discovered new populations of previously existing species, but also expanded the range of some walking sharks as well! Check it out, it's a pretty neat study.
Walking sharks (Hemiscyllium) comprise 9 morphologically similar species whose identification relies on distinctive color patterns, genetic
There's also potential for cryptic species complexes or hybridization in these areas, which is like - some of the COOLEST Stuff ever. Sharks are so cool man. Read the review. Lots of super neat stuff in there!! Happy pride, Dudgeon’s Walking Shark!
image description: a photograph of a small tan and white shark covered in dark brown spots. / end description
cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point
i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"
TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH
this is next level
20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.
They're immortal.
They were heckling the actors in Ford's theater on the day Lincoln was shot.
They heckled the first reading of the Epic of Gilgamesh.
They heckled the first lifeform to crawl onto land.
They heckled the big bang.
"They say that time exists now."
"I can tell."
"How so?"
"Because this show is a waste of it!"
"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"