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[depsidase]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[anyroads]

Happy International Women’s Day to this twitter account and only this twitter account

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[jaubaius]

This kind of bread could be dangerous because when you start eating it you won’t stop.. But it’s delicious

How to make it /youtube

[terribleadventuresdotcom]

oh god. oh fuck. oh jesus. fucking. oh my gosh. god damn shit fuck. oh my god. dear lord satan. christ on a bicycle. shitting shit shit fuck. son of

[depsidase]

[katlovesshrimps]

does anyone have that tweet that's like "talking to the ace hardware employee: gonna remodel an old brownstone by myself can I get the fisher price tool kit and stupid white paint"

[twincanine]

[katlovesshrimps]

THATS EXACTLY IT THANK YOU SO MUCH

[stormbreaker101]

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[tentacles-and-coffee]

Let’s see what you can do bagel

[hometoursandotherstuff]

This is really clever. I wonder how long it took her to find all of these.

[duran-duran-less-official]

Cheeseburger Banglestack? the guy who played Sherlock and Doctor Strange?

[memewhore]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

bud this isn't from 10 years ago this is from almost 20 years ago

[gluecookie]

happy 19th anniversary to freecupholder.exe

[resplendentri]

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO FREECUPHOLDER.EXE

[segamascott]

[bi-astolfo]

Yes, investigation claimed at least 1,200 detainees 'dropped off the grid' from 'Alligator Alcatraz'

The claim is not new — the Miami Herald published its findings in summer 2025.

[standwithdaanes]

source for the congresswoman thing as well, because i hadn't heard about that:

Rep. LaMonica McIver Faces 17 Years in Prison Over ICE Jail Inspection

The Trump administration has repeatedly attempted to restrict or thwart congressmembers’ access to ICE jails.

[ghoulnextdoor]

I am starting my own December gift guide, except it's books I love rather than books I wrote, because genuinely that's more fun for me. First up: Worlds Beyond Time by Adam Rowe of @70sscifiart, a stunning gallery-in-a-book celebrating 1970s sci-fi art in all its trippy, hyperrealistic, cosmically awe-inspiring glory. Skeletons (and dolphins!) in spacesuits, cities sealed under geodesic domes, emperors dressed like otherworldly Popes, lonely astronauts whose helmet reflections contain entire alien landscapes—all the dazzling weirdness that made this era of genre illustration so wonderfully bizarre and unforgettable. Essential for retrofuturistic dreamers, anyone who's ever stared at a vintage paperback cover and felt their synapses light up with starfire, lasers, and demented glee.

Here's a link to our interview last year at Unquiet Things! Artists in this image gallery… 1. Bruce Pennington 2. Paul Lehr 3. Rick Sternbach 4. Rowena Morill 5. More Bruce Pennington 6. John Harris 7. Richard M. Powers 8. Fred Gambino

[greelin]

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

[greelin]

wagging my finger and everything

[athelind]

talk to the mage hand

[tentacleteapot]

[tlirsgender]

"I had to join the army cause I'm poor :(" is crazy cause you also have to be able bodied so like ....... you could just get a job that isn't dropping bombs on brown children........... like you don't need the money that bad, abled boy

[tlirsgender]

Like there are people in such actually dire financial circumstances and you're killing people cause you wanted, what, college? "The baby crusher 3000 pays really well" isn't the defense you think it is. Oh look the imperialists are killing people for their greed, what an unexpected nuance. Fuck off

[thiswasachoice]

This is a spreadsheet from Old Kingdom Egypt, written about 4500 years ago. It was part of the diary and logbook of Merer, an inspector responsible for the transportation of materials to Giza for the construction of Khufu's pyramid. There's something beautiful about the organization here, how his rows and columns would fit in just as well in Excel as any modern spreadsheet of delivery records. Across the yawning gulf of ages, we're united by this mundane and incredibly human task. I love reading things like this. They remind me of the fundamental similarity of humans across time. They were no less intelligent or skilled than we, and oftentimes had to be moreso, to account for the many technological aids they lacked.

I often hear people talk about how showing a smartphone to a medieval peasant would shock him, but I want to show Merer Excel. I think pivot tables would make him cry tears of joy.

[log6]

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

[luulapants]

Wait hold on what was that

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