Light It Up

Easily amused. Please stop introducing me to new ships - I am way too old for this. she/her

[funnytwittertweets]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i can't watch movies containing naval warfare for the same reason some horse lovers can't watch historic war movies where horses get shot

yes, i know the cannonballs aren't real. yes, i understand the ships are only pretending to sink. and yet, I am distress

[i-am-a-magikarp]

Don't worry! The boats just turn into submarines when the sink! They don't actually take any damage, they just travel underwater to get a snack for being such good boats!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

logically i know this, but it's still reassuring to hear someone say it out aloud

[i-am-a-magikarp]

And! When they do a really really really good job they are given boat belly rubs! and an extra warm boat bath! I am glad I could be of help to reassure you my friend!

[thereelspookyone]

why do we praise boats like this boats are an invasive species and danger to the ocean and all of its natural wildlife like sharks and shipwreaks

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

okay wow that is a MASSIVE generalization, the boat genus has evolved over thousands of years and consists of hundreds of subspecies many of which are perfectly capable of living as part of a balanced aquatic ecosystem. boats aren't automatically evil just because *you personally* think they're big and scary.

@is-the-boat-video-cute your professional opinion?

[is-the-boat-video-cute]

Rating: Cute!

While there are invasive boat species (see: most species of yacht), most species of boat are fully acclimated to their environment!

[peacefulandtranquil]

this is my favourite genre of Tumblr post

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what can i say tumblr loves shipping

[antique-scarecrow]

#the last line really helped the whole bit sink in

[coloredcompulsion]

[keskaowl]

tags from coloredcompulsion:

[filthyprotozoan]

tags from me lol but yeah

[kijiboop]

Also known as oldest child syndrome.

[visit-ba-sing-se]

can't believe that pompeii by bastille is over ten years old now. but I guess if you close your eyes it does almost feel like nothing changed at all

[aprill-99]

All props to the characters whose entire vibe is “You know, I didn’t intend to fight God when I woke up this morning, but since I’m here….”

Never misses. Always slaps.

Edit: This is not the same as “I fully intended to fight God today. This altercation was planned.” Which is, undoubtedly, also fantastic.

[cunninghamchrissie]

y’all ever think abt how eddie decided to sacrifice himself while looking up at the spot where chrissy died

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

I feel like when I say ‘relatable’ what I really mean is ‘resonant.’ I don’t want characters who I feel are like me, I want characters who have emotions so strong I can feel them through the page.

[coffeeworldsasaki]

When the porn bots attack is over i want a little badge next to my username with the number of bots I've reported

[tragedyface]

Season 3 is just Lexi fantasising she's on a bunch of different shows with Fezco as she counts down his release date while working a very joyless job at a studio.

Like she's on a chat show and Fezco is the host.

Fezco: So c'mon Lexi, you gotta be seein' someone?

Lexi: *giggles* no, no, not seeing anyone. I'm so busy with work!

Fezco: There noone you got your eye on?

Lexi: *shy* I don't know, I don't get out much. I actually haven't been OUT out in...God, it must be a year

Fezco: A year! You gotta let me take you out!

*Audience 'oooooohs'*

Fezco: For real Lexi, lemme take you out some time

Lexi: I....

Fezco: whadaya think audience? Think she should go out with me?

*audience goes wild*

Fezco: I think that's a yes

Lexi: Well how can I say no now?

[wrecked-fuse]

make it modern AU 💕

🔪🔪🔪 в вк не репостить🔪🔪🔪  

[hilarious-nefarious]

Source

[positively--speculative]

This is way better than straight up telling your kid “Santa isn’t real.”

[matt-the-radar-techncian]

I never thought about it this way, and it makes me really happy

[megs-mayhem]

@unpretty

[unpretty]

it’s DIRT

[ceekari]

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

[fieldbears]

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’

[fizzgigfurball]

@diseonfire future?

[vet-and-wild]

I know I literally  just reblogged this but I love this video so much it always makes me laugh because

1. “LADIES”

2. The very disappointed “Eclair…”

3. “WHAT?” (High pitched mooing in response)

4. The way they turn into Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch as they get progressively more frustrated

[gffa]

[detroitbydark]

I will reblog this everytime I see it until my dying day

[skdubbs]

What is this?! Why have I never seen this?! 😍😍😍😍😍😍 absolutely awesome!

[doobiwankenooku-deactivated2022]

Yessss

[the-stars-are-warring]

The TIMINGS On this thing

It’s so GOOD

[switch842]

OH. WOW.

[outforawalkbitkah]

I LOVE this!

@theempressar does the music sound familiar at all? 😜

[kk4everstuff]

Blue Monday (2016 remastered)

Voordeel’s YouTube Page

And do check out her MCU Battle Royale videos: the original and the Infinity War/Endgame edition.

[thetursithan]

Humanity still exists in spite of the daily news ....

[kingarthurscat]

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

[tragedyface]

In my head Ashtray greets Lexi kinda low key rude like

"Yo Blair Waldorf in the house!"

And Lexi's like "...thanks?" not getting it at first.

And it carries on like

"Who ordered the nerd?"

And

"You get lost on the way to the Gilmour Girls set?"

"Fez! Velma here for yo' ass"

And one day she snaps she's like "Thanks for the intro Scrappy Doo"

And he's like:

And Fezco and Faye are like

"OMG! You are SO Scrappy-Doo! Good one Lexi!"

And Lexi's just like

And Ashtray respects her.

[harbingerofjoy]

me writing fictional couples: oh wow…. the tenderness, the devotion, the romance

me irl: