Clowntown Mayor

im not a white supremacist im not even white, i was just a really dumb shitass kid and my neopets username is a nazi dogwhistle. im also allergic to meth and my longest lasting hobby was going to job interviews with no actual intention of getting said jobs, ive never had an actual nemesis but an oddly large amount of people had had me as theirs. i spend too much time at public libraries, and genuinely dont understand how i made it to my mid 20’s. i still consider people i havent talked to in years as my best friends. i play neopets religiously. I mourned the loss of goatlings for longer than I would ever admit out loud. my fursona hasnt changed since i was thirteen years old. deviantart was an era i regret immensely. ive spent more birthdays in psych wards than i have in the outside world. im extremely bad at remembering to message people on a regular basis, and i’d blame my dissociative disorder but i think its genuinely just a flaw in my fundamentals with no actual excuse. my favourite color is orange, but a very specific shade that people always tell me is an eyesore, but im red/green colorblind and it doesnt look like that To Me. Three defining points of my life: the first time i saw a dead body as a child, the day i saw a three legged spider and decided life had meaning, and 1108. any / all pronouns.

[omtai]

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

[feldfrog]

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

[bogleech]

[feastofsnakes]

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

[sandmandaddy69]

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[finns-gifs]

Found this thing from 2009 while looking at old gifs on the Internet Archive. It's like seeing the autism creature's ancestor.

Source

[raulimages]

[im-mender]

Smoking on that we'd

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[mevil]

[cometcrystal]

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

[symbolblue]

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

[tvguts]

every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table

[brain-d0g]

mental health is rancid: angel girldick

[vetchtibbles]

canoeing is a fantastic word . those vowels are absolutely out of control in there

[cuunos]

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here