Jughead Jones, Man.

trashhh

[catchymemes]

[hauntedsheephole]

some random woman's thoughts: oh hey, he's kind of hot.

Edward Cullen: Dear Diary. Today another WHORE vies for my affection. Existence is agony.

[enchantment1385]

I’ve been waiting a whole damn year to post these…. :D

[emperorkitten]

Tag yourself - I’m Comet

[tom-nippleston]

I have waited ALL FUCKING YEAR TO POST THIS

Santa is coming tonight.

[lich-of-the-golgari]

@alltheshit-althetime

[suntosirius]

THE ONLY CHRISTMAS POST I DON’T BLOCK

[fozby]

dancer is my life

[thedanliest]

YES HERE IT IS, JUST IN THE SAINT NICK OF TIME

[slytheriny]

[insp.]

[tiktokarchive]

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[hauntingyourself]

Shitty au where everything’s the same but Danny took one look at the portal and like any smart person decided not to go in, so his “ghost form” is just him wearing a bedsheet. He still fights the ghost coming through the portal he just isn’t half dead. Everyone in Amity Park is always trying to figure out who the person beneath the sheet is. His parents are still trying to kill him

[xxxepicfortnitegamerxxx]

You don’t want to know how hard I’m laughing

[manifest-luxe]

literally everyone: the front bottoms sound so bad

me: damn you’re right alexa play twin size mattress

[ruinedchildhood]

Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers

[midnightcherry-crime-radio]

The funniest fucking thing about Resident Evil 2 is that this is Leon’s first day on the job. Like this is his only real experience as cop.

No wonder he becomes a secret agent who’s only skill set is dealing with zombies 🧟‍♂️. Can you imagine if he tried to be a normal police officer after this?

“Oi! Why’s Officer Kennedy rummageing through the station?”

“Oh well sometimes he looks for old trinkets and stuff just in case the chief has a breakdown, locks us in, and we have to escape through the basement”

*Blank Stares*

“Sometimes he also eats weeds from the garden”

[katzebruh]

I’m so sad We Happy Few is not more popular, it’s a great game and you can’t change my mind

I love the tall dangerous idiots

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[beariere-deactivated20200123]

[noyaboya]

scottish twitter strikes again

[jinkleomahorse]

scrolling past this is a form a cowardice

[maggiesworlds]

How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less - Prince Derek