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I know how to spell parsec god Slowly, unintentionally, begrudgingly becoming a grief blog

[lessthan12pearsecs]

Hi how do we make friends on here? I was scared by stranger danger and never did it as a child I want internet friends too guys

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

[crescentalice]

posted at 3 am and has over 200 notes less than two hours later. girls, are y'all okay?

[weird-ecologies]

If this ain't me

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as I’m being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK

[doccywhomst]

if an animal kills me, that was on ME. it caught ME slackin. let it eat me

[lessthan12pearsecs]

Becomes none of my business atp

[sturstead]

[sgt-cookie-2]

Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

[axei]

and if i said the twelth doctor?

[terpsikeraunos]

on the one hand there are many aspects of academia that should be criticized but on the other hand i’m concerned about the rise of anti-intellectualism as a tool of fascism

[catastrophic-success]

Hey yo what the fuck does this say in English? Because if you can’t explain in layman’s terms you’re not doing a good job of getting your point across to everyone.

[nl]

hey man i think you might just be dumb

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[lessthan12pearsecs]

I do think Martha was too powerful to hang with the dr imagine being in his shoes and getting upstaged as protector of the universe by a fucking pre med student. Those buckets barely have time to breathe and she STILL ran laps around his ass

[victusinveritas]

[amarcia]

@jedijune // Life, Death, and The Force

✨🌙  ART LOG ->  @404ama

[were--ralph]

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

[were--ralph]

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

[were--ralph]

Like i said dont ever fucking doubt me again

[were--ralph]

[kosmogrl]

hey does anyone know how much longer we have to endure?

[victusinveritas]

Long Live the Fighters! May they find many shiny things and make a rich profit from greedy corporations.

[hunter-rodrigez]

[lessthan12pearsecs]

Eat copper eat rich

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[shiveringsoldier]

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

[frogmp3]

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

[bourtange]

republicans: homeless people should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

democrats: persons experiencing houselessness should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

[txttletale]

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"