Better a witty fool than a foolish wit

19, Actress. Lover of shakespeare. Literature devourer. Recently gave in to my  Hufflepuff nature. I am a well composed mess.Talk to me about books and theatre. MayanApocalypse on Twitch

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

ways to tie knots on pendants and keychains

[diaryofanangryasianguy]

07/28/17

JESSICA CHOU Has A YouTube Channel Teaching Women About Basic Vehicle Maintenance

This is quite an interesting YouTube channel concept, and it shows that … Asian chicks kick ass! JESSICA CHOU is a young Asian American woman who has a YouTube channel which basically teaches other girls and women about how to fix their car.

“I think we don’t see as many female mechanics because the industry is still so heavily dominated by men. When we think of a mechanic, we think of men. When we see ads or posters of mechanics, we see men. When we see shows about cars, we see men. It will take a long time to change all of this, but in the 10 short months that I’ve been on this journey, I’ve met so many incredible people who are out to change the game.”

[redsatinsheets]

male mechanics are known to overprice and add on unnecessary services to female patrons because they assume they dont know shit about cars. go jessica!!!

[k-yers]

As a female mechanic, this makes me so happy! I was the only female in my entire shop, so please more ladies get into mechanics. Yay Jessica!! :D

[jaubaius]

Creative & DIY

[femur-theif]

SO THAT’S HOW THEY FUCKING DO IT

[stagemanagerssaygo]

[nudityandnerdery]

Horny bard is cancelled. We’re bringing the dad bard to the table.

Bardic Inspiration? Because I believe in you, champ!

Vicious Mockery? It’s all dad jokes.

Seducing NPCs? Nope, we’re using Persuasion to get them to give you information you need, because “I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed.”

Jack of All Trades? Yeah, yer old dad knows a little bit about everything.

Song of Rest? It’s called “tucking you in and giving you a bedtime story.”

Be the one to split up party treasure and tell them that this is their allowance.

Mix up your game. Put your bard in a polo shirt and cargo shorts. Hit that party with some Big Dad Energy.

[libraryoftheancients]

All music is Dad Rock

[carolathhabsburg]

Miss Nora Kerin, edwardian stage actress. 1907

[teaboot]

She looks like she hunts ghosts and I respect and admire that about her

[cephalon-sancti]

Now this is a fuckin LOOK

[itsclydebitches]

Playing Stardew Valley at 3:43am: Oh no it’s already 10:30! I need to get back home and get a good night’s sleep. That’s very important :) 

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

[soulsistrin]

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

[liifeintechniicolour]

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

[femclasscirce]

Here’s the full version 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[fernsandsunflowers]

If I was Elizabeth Bennet my entire family abandoning me at the dinner table when Mr. Collins requested a private audience would have been my villain origin story.

[sandersstudies]

One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m working there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

***

Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

***

Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee* 

***

Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

***

Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

***

Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

***

Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

***

Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

***

Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates appropriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.

[bumblebeerror]

She sounds like a fuckin riot and I want to tell her she’s doing amazing

[incorrect-doctorwho]

Season 1: Nine gets the edge here, with about a third of the saying fuck rights. But the dark horse of the season is Jackie Tyler, coming in with a solid 21%. Season 2: Nine can say fuck but Ten cannot. Rose and Jackie are neck-and-neck with a third of the fuck rights each, and Mickey doubled his rights over the first season as well. Season 3: Martha takes the single “fuck” with an overwhelming majority of 65%. And honestly, she deserves it. Season 4: The pie chart of Donna Noble’s right to say fuck is a circle. S5 - 8 // S9 - 12

[returnsandreturns]

i made my character a human fighter who’s a housewife/empty nester seeking adventure and wholesome fantasy violence after discovering that her husband is having an affair

is this……

is this how you dungeons 

is this how you dragons

[the-strangest-sea]

Every once in a while it just hits me how important Keladry of Mindelan is to me and how much of a role model she is for me and I’m just like… I’m so glad that the Protector of the Small books exist, I’m so glad that Tamora Pierce wrote them and that Kel was able to be shared with the rest of the world. If you’re wondering who my favorite character in the world is, it’s probably Kel and she’s really shaped who I am and I just… ugh. This is just your friendly daily reminder that I absolutely adore Keladry of Mindelan and everything she stands for.

[bbirdlube]

My Brother, My Brother and Me s1e2 | We Got Our Business Looks

[moriarty]

i don’t have any FUCKING CLOTHES!

[mrmessgoesnuts]

For those of you that didn’t listen to the commentary on this episode: They really did plan this bit without Griffin and he was very angry about it

[vainvaihe]

two. two Scorpio older brothers.

[drunken-shakespeare]

Benedict, sitting down beside Beatrice: Hey, what's for lunch?

Beatrice, eating: Food, generally.

Benedict: No, I mean, what are you having?

Beatrice: An unwanted conversation.

[gothclaudia-deactivated20190409]

letterkenny is a good show.

[thlayli-rah]

Please remember that all the natives on this show are played by actual native people, and all the native/Rez jokes are written by native writers and actors and that as someone who grew up very close to a reservation, Jared Keeso has great respect for the Canadian aboriginees

[bicommies]

please acknowledge what could’ve been

[dankmemeuniversity]