Moby Thick

College kid. #XULA18

[twitblr]

Here for a good time, not a long time

[hashtagloveloses]

WHAT AN ICON

[leuchtendewesen]

Rosemary is just fed up

[karadin]

Goddamit I am fucking here AGAIN and this time its WORSE

[throwbackblr]

And 30 years of The Jeffersons reruns. 

[finickyquint]

Writing Tip:

If you don’t feel like actually writing, prepare for writing:

Open your WIP Word doc

Read the last page again

Scribble notes on what happens next

Once you’ve done this, you might just find yourself wanting to continue after all. And if you don’t, no worries. You’ve made it easier to jump back into it later. 

[candy-m-s-deactivated20180720]

This always works for me! Really good advice!

[bookishdiplodocus]

I do this to get into the writing mood. I can tell myself: “I don’t have to write, no pressure. Look, I’m not writing, this isn’t writing.”

[kimreesesdaughter]

The year is 2020 and I’m a Black girl who lives in luxury. Accounts? Plush. Skin? Clear. Brows? Fleeky. Bills? Paid. Income? Flowing. Career? Flourishing. Passport? Stamped. I’m in love with my life. My finances are the best they’ve ever been. My relationships are effortless and fulfilling. My self esteem is through the roof and I accept nothing less than what I desire and deserve.

[misstaylorsaid]

C’mon new year affirmations!!

[kimreesesdaughter]

Yes sis!! We manifest shit on this side!

[kimreesesdaughter]

FYI, I’m starting a blog for Black girls who want to learn and practice the law of attraction and manifesting! If you’re interested, let me know💕

They’ll be workbooks, exercises, reading material and lots of support🌻✨

[kimreesesdaughter]

I see all your messages, replies and IMs, I got y’all!!

[buffylives]

I promise you that.

[kuruizakihimes]

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

+Bonus

[wheeloffortunefortunes]

If you are reading this, something good will happen to you tomorrow at 3:33 PM.

[official-lucifers-child]

thank you

[teaboot]

Three bears went through my trash

[sunnyandpositive]

"She will take it back some day." -Pink Floyd

[kingscrown666]

slowly but surely

[virtuous-thing]

This might be one of my favorite posts because it blows my mind how well we keep nature off of man made things when in reality it can grow over like we were never here

[yungflowergirl]

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

im literally dating this girl this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

[charmingbarbarian]

Small things that exude Big-Dick Energy:

when a guy drives calmly and safely

when they cook so competently and unself-conscious and focused on making the food

when a man rolls up button-ups to his elbows

when their eyes become softer when looking at you

Being kind

Speaking passionately about pretty much anything

stretching all casual-like

the act of loosening the necktie

[canarry]

williams water balloon fight 🥺

[forwards-backwards]

Broooo this is the most beautiful shit ever

[blackgirlslit]

"I don't want no extra kids." 🤣🤣

[okayysophia]

“This hair is too expensive!!”😂😂😂💀💀💀

[kiwimidnight]

[ottermatopoeia]

This was………………. the drag of the century

[ottermatopoeia]

Same energy

[maximum-alien]

Okay so in case y'all don’t know, this is from Pose. A series about the black trans community and ball culture in new York during the 80’s. Its got vogueing, lgbt+ culture, history, drama, romance, comedy, tragedy. Its wonderful and historically accurate and all the trans people are played by real trans actors.

[nodded]

Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) // Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

[blackraystyles]

To think…it all started with a simple message, and you happened to live 5 minutes from me. Today makes the day 5/28/2016 that I proposed, to the beautiful @dedicationsthekey. I love you. You said you loved the journey, so I solidified it. Let get this life together, officially started.

[blackraystyles]

So update, 3 year anniversary is next month (November 12) and in about 5-6 months we’re getting Married! Sheeeshhhhhh. Time flies I tell you…

Well…toast!

[blackraystyles]

It’s 2018…and we’re getting married in a month a 9 days! Sheesh….

I guess the next time I update this, I’ll be married and probably in Belize.

[blackraystyles]

UPDATE!!!

We married niggas! Lol.

We did it. #jerkandmangu #4/27/2018

[bahablastt-deactivated20210304]

Y’all soooo damn beautiful 😍😍😍😍😍

[cognvcblvck]

This is beautiful but bruh loafer game is on 💯🔥

[blackraystyles]

Here’s a better pic of the loafers.

[dedicationsthekey]

We’s married NOW!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

This is the type of content I love seeing on Tumblr.

[platanho3-deactivated20251116]

YAAAAAASSSSSSSS YALL OMG IM SO HAPPY FOR YALL

[nastyfeeva]

👏🏽👏🏽

[kimreesesdaughter]

This is so inspiring!

[firstoffletmesayi]

MORE UPDATES!!!!!

[sexylexcie]

We gone DEF need a pregnancy announcement if and when that happens.

[blackraystyles]

Just adding some pictures, since we received our wedding photos.

[solelyauthentic]

This is awesome.

[blackraystyles]

Update:

We bought a house!

And a baby is happening!!!!

It’s real out here in these streets!

[amierlavie]

This is beautiful 😩

[blackraystyles]

Thank you!

[sociallyawkward18]

This was beautiful! 😍😍

[wafflehousewarrior]

This is the money bill, it only comes around once every 27 years. Reblog in the next 5 seconds or you’ll never have money again. 

[penroseparticle]

My favorite thing is that Europe is spooky because it’s old and America is spooky because it’s big

[meduseld]

“The difference between America and England is that Americans think 100 years is a long time, while the English think 100 miles is a long way.” –Earle Hitchner

[burntcopper]

A fave of mine was always the american tales where people freaked out because ‘someone died in this house’ and all the europeans would go ‘…Yes? That would be pretty much every house over 40 years old.’

‘…My school is older than your entire town.’

‘Sorry, you think *how far* is okay to travel for a shopping trip?’

*American looks up at the beams in a country pub* ‘Uh, this place has woodworm, isn’t that a bit unsafe?’ ‘Eh, the woodworm’s 400 years old, it’s holding those beams together.’

[bedlamsbard]

A few years ago when I was in college I did a summer program at Cambridge aimed specifically at Americans and Canadians, and my year it was all Americans and one Australian.  We ended the program with a week in Wessex, and on the last day as we all piled onto the bus in Salisbury (or Bath? I can’t remember), the professors went to the front to warn us that we wouldn’t be making any stops unless absolutely necessary.  We’re headed to Heathrow to drop off anyone flying off the same day, then back to Cambridge.

“All right, it’s going to be a long bus ride, so make sure you’re prepared for that.”

We all brace ourselves.  A long bus ride?  How long?  We’re Americans; a long bus ride for us is a minimum of six hours with the double digits perfectly plausible.  We can handle a twelve hour bus ride as long as we get a bathroom break.

The answer.  “Two hours.”

Oh.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

English people trying to travel around Australia and wildly underestimating distance are my favourite thing

[marzipanandminutiae]

a tour guide in France told my school group that a particular cathedral wouldn’t interest us much because “it’s not very old; only from the early 1600s”

to which we had to respond that it was still older than the oldest surviving European-style buildings in our country

[iguana-sneeze]

China is both old and big. I had some Chinese colleagues over; we were discussing whether they wanted to see the Vasa ship (hugely expensive war ship which sank on it’s maiden voyage after 12 min). They asked if it was old, I said “not THAT old” (bearing in mind they were Chinese) “it’s from the 1500s.” To my surprise they still looked impressed, nodding enthusiatically. Then I realised I’d forgotten something: “…I mean it’s from the 1500s AFTER the birth of Christ” and they went “oh, AFTER…”.

[ceescedasticity]

My dad’s favorite quote from various tours in Italy was “Pay no attention to the tower – it was a [scornful tone] tenth century addition.”

[copperbadge]

My last boss was Chinese, and she said when her parents came to visit her from Beijing they pronounced Chicago “A very nice village.” 

[blondegingersaxon]

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