Wishing I was a bit better...

Late night rambles My life is in shambles

[weird-and-cursed-chickens]

[sydneymack]

Violet, Tairn and Andarna - Fourth Wing

Artist: @leilov.illustrations

[sydneymack]

Fourth Wing Characters

Artist: @skiesaey

[thejonymyster]

My Blog Is Not A Safe Space

i put landmines everywhere and i have no fucking idea where i put them please fucking help me

[rukafais]

[amongus-text-detector]

My Blog Is Not A Safe Space

i put landmines everywhere and i have no fucking idea where i put them please fucking help me

1 amongus (ඞ!) detected in your post!

[raspberry-bi]

[alleycatboy]

maybe i can gaslight myself into being okay

[alleycatboy]

wait this is just cognitive behavioral therapy

[willgrahamscock]

I had a really bad migraine last night, but I've run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don't remember anything and I can't feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this

[willgrahamscock]

anyways can someone drive me to the hospital

[lustcannibalism]

what state are you in?

[willgrahamscock]

pretty bad

[lustcannibalism]

YOUR LOCATION

[willgrahamscock]

#i had to look up if op was still alive cuz. dude. what.

don't worry I just found out that I've been eating moldy bread for like 4 years because cutting the 'top off' doesn't get rid of the mold, it has roots that spread out so I think I'm part mold and will survive anything

[drowning-lessonz]

sorry no i can’t make it i’m sprawled on these cathedral steps while spitting up the blood. yeah its gonna be all day

[blood-heritage-posts]

Blood Heritage Post

[schmergo]

To all the parents out there who bundle their babies up in the winter time with those little hats with the little ears that make them look like little teddy bears: You are doing the lord’s work. Seeing tiny ewoks toddle across the grocery store parking lot is just what we all need sometimes. My joy is immeasurable and my day is restored.

[roboco-san]

my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

[roboco-san]

I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive

[rolodextra]

[alicedemettrie]

when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on

[jinxviolets]

girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

[hallucin8]

god knew if i had basic social skills I’d be too powerful

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

If we were both mushrooms would you send me electronic signals y/n?

[headspace-hotel]

The four seasons: hot girl summer, scary woman winter, weird lady spring and goth bitch autumn

[nelyafinwe]

huge vivaldi energy in this post

[lasturlontheleft]

this is the funniest text I have ever received from my dad

[liberal-memes]