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'Tough on crime' should mean proactive policies, not reactionary punishments.
Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
Pixars 22 Rules of Story Telling
9 is worth the price of admission, holy crap.
This is genius. So many great writing tips!
And this is why Pixar is a master in their field.
Pixar you have no idea how much this actually helps me.
These are all fantastic pieces of advice.
For reference
For great reference
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Admire characters for attempting more than what their successes have been.
Keep in mind what’s interesting to you as an audience, not what’s fun to do as a writer
Trying for theme is important, however you won’t see what the story is about until you’re at the end of the story. Got it? Now rewrite.
Once upon a time there was ____. Every day, ____. One day, _____. Because of that, _____. Because of that, _____. Until finally, ____.
Simplify. Focus. Combine characters. Hop over detours. You’ll feel like you’re losing valuable stuff but it sets you free.
What is your character good at or comfortable with? Throw the polar opposite at him. Challenge him. How does he deal with it?
Come up with your ending before you figure out your middle. Seriously. Endings are hard. Get yours working up front.
Finish your story. Let go even if it’s not perfect. In an ideal world you have both, but move on. Do better next time.
When you’re stuck, make a list of what wouldn’t happen next. More often than not, the material that gets you unstuck appears.
Pull apart the stories you like. What you like in there is a part of you. Recognize it before you use it.
Why must you tell this story in particular? What’s the belief burning within you that your story feeds off of? That’s the heart of it.
Discount the first thing that comes to mind. And the second, third, fourth, fifth—get the obvious out of the way. Surprise yourself.
Give your characters opinions. A character being passive or malleable is easy for you as a writer, but it’s poison to your audience.
What’s the essence of your story? What’s the most economical way of telling it? If you know that, you can build out from there.
If you were your character, in this situation, how would you feel? Honesty leads credibility to unbelievable situations.
What are the stakes? Give a reason to root for the character. What happens if he doesn’t succeed? Stack the odds against him.
No work is ever wasted. And if it’s not working, let go and move on — if it’s useful, it’ll show up again.
You have to know yourself, and know the difference between doing your best and being fussy. Story is testing, not refining.
Coincidences that get characters into trouble are great. Coincidences that get them out of it is cheating.
Excercise. Take the building blocks of a movie you dislike. How would you rearrange them into what you DO like?
Identify with your situation/characters. Don’t write ‘cool’. What would make YOU act that way?
Putting it on paper only allows you to start fixing it. If a perfect idea stays in your head, you’ll never share it with anyone.
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I had a dream the other week about these people fighting back against an assault from another world. Most of them weren’t experienced fighters, but average people who banded together (although Gimli was there because dreams).
This particular woman’s job was to throw a javelin through a dimensional portal, tethering the two worlds together and allowing the defenders to control where the fight happened. They later built a statue of her. In her day-to-day life, I think she owned a fabric shop.
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[Image Description: A digital illustration of a woman preparing to throw a javelin through a portal. She is a fat, dark-skinned South Asian woman with long dark hair in a braid. She wears a navy blue crop top and dark reddish dhoti. We see her from behind, her left arm extended towards the portal while her right arm is reared back, holding a glowing white javelin which trails a tether on the ground behind her. The sky is mostly overcast with dark blue-grey clouds, but an intense sunset orange breaks through closer to the horizon. Through the glowing portal, the blue curve of another planet is visible. /end ID]
This is why it is so important to be critical and double check everything you generate using image generators and text-based AI.
It works both ways....
Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil
its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies
at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes
FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS
AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT
DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER
FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe
1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)
1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)
½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.
^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent
WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!
Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.
Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.
Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.
Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)
Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.
I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.
I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one
FUUUUUUUCK THE SY-YSTEM
Also, there are very few general stain removers as good as using a little bit of dishwashing soap. It has to be a _soap_, though, like blue Dawn or Joy.
A good, cheap trick I know of for getting oil stains out is to rub them with chalk (yeah, plain white chalk) and let it sit – you will see the chalk soak up the oil if you check like a day later. Sometimes you have to repeat the treatment after you wash the chalk out, but it’s better than having to replace the clothing.
(Carbona brand specialty stain removers are very good for their specialties, fwiw, but for like 90% of stains a bottle of blue Dawn and a piece of chalk will do everything you need. Carbona has specialized ones for particular very difficult stains including wine, ink, and oil – the oil one is helpful when the chalk can’t work far enough into the weave of the fabric.)
Also! One cup of vinegar dumped right into the washing machine on top of your clothes helps them get cleaner, no matter what other products you’re using!
Do not use vinegar if you’re also using bleach though. You could create chlorine gas which is very dangerous if you breathe it.
Saving this for if I ever get to move out of my parents house
Saving this for if
I ever get to move out
of my parents house
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
well ain’t this some fuckshit
Just heard about the mess that YA author Maggie Tokuda-Hall has been dealing with. tl;dr, Her publisher offered her the chance to be part of an initiative that would’ve put her work in a lot more stores and libraries. It’s an initiative specifically aimed at amplifying Asian voices… but only if she removed the word “racism” from her author’s note. On a book about the Japanese internment.
I am very glad she rejected this offer, and I 100% agree with her that this is pure cowardice. I’m appalled at Scholastic – or any other publisher who’s doing this but whose authors can’t take the risk of speaking out. This is the kind of crap that marginalized writers have to deal with all the time – and it is also how fascism takes root: “just business” decisions that perpetuate injustice, systematic erasure of targeted groups from their own damn stories, institutions choosing to do what’s easy over what’s right.
(I have been very fortunate to never have a publisher do this to me. Plenty of disrespectful bs from institutions and individuals within the industry, but never from the people who signed my checks. I’m also somewhat insulated from the book ban bullshit because my work is genre and isn’t aimed at kids – though that’s coming, of course. Fascists don’t stop until they are stopped.)
Anyway. Pop over to Maggie’s blog to read the full story – or better yet hop on a retail site and buy her books. It’s up to readers now to support marginalized authors, since it’s clear nobody else will.
Just so everyone is clear, this is the point of the censorship. This is the endgame, to make it so risky(in terms of guaranteed market) to publish such works that publishers will do the dirty work and sanitize works themselves or, better yet, choose to publish other things instead. Attacking libraries, schools, and bookstores are the means, but this is the desired effect.
Note: in this case, the story has a happy ending. Within days of Ms. Tokuda-Hall publishing her blog post on the subject, Scholastic publicly apologized, admitted that they were in the wrong, promised to clean up their act, and bought the book without any editorial changes. And they apologized, not only to Tokuda-Hall, but to the mentors of the collection (authors and educators from the AANHPI communities) who were not given a chance to weigh in on the issue in the first place. It’s a decent apology. Here’s my favorite bit:
We had not consulted them on such an important issue as this, we had therefore put at risk their trust in us and caused personal anguish and harm. We must never do this again. We will be reviewing our curating and publishing processes to ensure that all our decisions and actions are consistent with our Credo
Note the lack of weasel-wording. Note also how they take responsibility for not listening in the first place, and state that they need to change the process of how they do things, when they could have just thrown the individual editor who made that call under the bus. Nope, they’re admitting to a systemic problem that needs to be fixed and committing to fixing it.
And I’m glad there’s a happy ending!
But the happy ending didn’t come out of nowhere. It came because two things happened:
First, Ms. Tokuda-Hall was brave enough to say something in public, even knowing it might hurt her career by giving her a reputation for being “difficult.”
Second, a whole bunch of other people looked at this and said publicly that she was right and Scholastic was in the wrong.
Things are really scary right now, and there are people trying to censor books in all kinds of ways. But positive change is possible. Not everywhere in every case, but in many places and many cases, and every victory matters.
Illustration inspired by Year of the Rabbit and Princess Serenity from Sailor Moon. A bit influenced by Easter. Similar idea to my Year of the Tiger with Jasmine. I'm always happy when I can finish my personal arts. Even these very late ones...
calling all authors!!
i have just stumbled upon the most beautiful public document i have ever laid eyes on. this also goes for anyone whose pastimes include any sort of character creation. may i present, the HOLY GRAIL:
https://www.fbiic.gov/public/2008/nov/Naming_practice_guide_UK_2006.pdf
this wonderful 88-page piece has step by step breakdowns of how names work in different cultures! i needed to know how to name a Muslim character it has already helped me SO MUCH and i’ve known about it for all of 15 minutes!! i am thoroughly amazed and i just needed to share with you guys
Cultures include Yoruba, Sikh, Vietnamese, Polish, and dozens more!
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I’ll reblog this every time I see it.
this is why i steer clear of hard drugs. i’ve seen a fair share of stories similar to this. it’s good and great and awesome until it’s not and then there’s little hope for escape if you either don’t have help or can’t break out of the cycle for a second to realize you need to get that help.
anti-drug campaigns should absolutely be run by recovering addicts. shit, that’s what the anti-smoking campaigns do.
Iconic scene from "Little Mermaid' with Halle Bailey as Ariel. 🧜🏽♀️ This time I repainted my piece from 2020. The tail was super challenging to draw but I like this design in motion! Truly magical. Almost like Fairy Wings!
MARISSA MEYER'S NEXT BOOK
I HAVE IT IN MY INBOX AND I'M SO FREAKING EXCITED BECAUSE IT HAS *NERD STUFF* IN IT AND IT IS MAKING ME EXTREMELY HAPPY
Improbable Press has a new call for submissions Anna Karenina Isn't Dead: The rewritten lives of literary legends.
From Anna Karenina to Jocasta to Cio-Cio-San, from Esmeralda to Aida to Mrs Rochester, death, madness, or suffering is the fate of far too many women in classic stories. Anna Karenina Isn't Dead undoes that.
In this anthology of literary women, these women live.
We want reimagined tale of the famous, the infamous, the barely mentioned woman in an old story, poem, or legend. Give her a better journey than the one she got.
This call is open to writers of any gender, the deadline of 31 January 2023, and if you have questions about Anna Karenina Isn't Dead, we've got answer, just click on the link above and email us!
Y'all, Improbable is a fantastic press to write for!! Knowledgeable and super friendly. <3