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Don’t forget your yearly Otgw watch, it’s the month to do it boys
A Sex-Ed Survival Guide for my BPD folks
I’m hoping to start a thread of your tips for sex/intimacy with BPD. (I feel like it’s either super frightening and awkward or it’s a caution-to-the-wind thrill??)
Here’s some of my tips to start:
1. Spend some *me* time getting to know your limits do you can vocalize them more confidently (rather than just pleasing your partner and neglecting your own needs)
2. For me it’s hard to feel like I’m not being used/taken advantage of even if I’m in a trusting relationship (I fall on the frightening/awkward side of things more often 🙃) so if you feel that then do some extra self care before (if possible) and after to help you remember that you are important, of value, and your sexual encounters do not determine your worth as a person
3. Have someone to talk to about sex!!! (That you’re not having sex with) Someone who you can tell all the nasty details to and tell them your idealogies about life and what you’re comfortable with and what your links are etc. So they can keep you accountable (keep you from using sex as a self-destructive behavior) and so they can remind you that sex is natural and you deserve it 💁🏼♀️
Benvolio: Mercutio would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Romeo: Mercutio would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.
Benvolio: Today, we are learning how to make spaghetti.
Benvolio: While you wait for your water to boil, reflect on all your regrets.
Benvolio: *Sighs*
[461 minutes later]
Benvolio: *crying*
mercutio: honestly i want someone smart and elegant. i actually couldn’t deal with somebody with an IQ less than 200, like it’s so important that we look classy together-
romeo: *stumbles in, disheveled, weeping about something anything and everything, trips over nothing, chokes on air and falls to his knees, dramaticising his minor, temporary ailment*
romeo: what year is it
mercutio:
mercutio: i want that one
💞 Love Ask Meme 💞
Red: Who in your life do you love the most?
Orange: Who in your life do you hate the most?
Yellow: Have you ever been in love?
Blue: Have you ever fallen out of love?
Green: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
Violet: Has someone ever broken your heart?
Purple: Do you have someone you currently have feelings for?
Pink: Do you wish a past love could have ended differently? How?
Black: What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?
White: What’s the best date you’ve ever been on?
Gray: Do you believe that you’re a good kisser?
Indigo: Have you ever been stood up on a date?
Magenta: What was your first kiss like, or have you never had it yet?
Cyan: Pick three people you know that you would be fine with dating.
Chartreuse: Describe your ideal partner.
COLOR PALETTES!
I put together some color palettes for inspiration, send me a character/ character and a palette to go with them!
Free to use but no reposting thx <3
Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.
“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”
You’re telling me, a man in a luigi mask
tuck in baby
it all started in new jersey
scrom scrom
“uuuuhuhhhhuu i just smoked AWUALL of FUKAWMIS WEED AWUUWW SHIT, AWUUEE SHIT”
Marisa and I went for a walk and saw a disposable camera.
strangerly
“I’m more thirsty than anything”
NOOT NOOT,
*soft whisper* what’s on the menu
*screaming*
L E G S
Tea Saloon and Garden are P!ATD’s best songs
The blood moon has risen
Thots are people too
Captain America is a thigh
Jimmy don’t touch that
John LaUrEnSS!!!!
@landshark122
*twirls fingers around each other*
spiiiiiiiicy yeast!
I’m being facetious *hits the nearest object*
fear.jpg
*incoherent, sassy mumbling*
me screaming “mOOD”
“No shUT THE HECK UP YOUR MOUTH I’M THE BALD ONE”
“HE DIED SIX MONTHS AGO”
“oh-Oh-OHH!”
Get off my farm!
Stephanie…stephanie it didnt work
…on oak island????
🦀🦀🦀🦀
“you’re nearly halfway done guys! so i’m going to fill the screen with pictures of cats for seventeen minutes”
“I wish I had arms”
“Those are fucking nuts, not a pillow you shit”
“That wasnt very prussia of you”
“Hella fuck”
“Thotman” or The Mugman cult.
OREOS ARE NOT FUCKING YIN AND YANG THEY ARE GODDAMN COOKIES
Just Mugnika
Sharkfred
The Vore Bros.
Oh My GoD yOu HaVe ShOuLdErS
IS THERE A MOUSE IN YOUR POCKET
HUSH NOW GREGORY I AM SEARCHING
Or another favorite of mine:
EAT YOUR NOODELES
NO THEY’RE NOT BLOCK-SHAPED
GET IN THE CAR
or
SHUT UP AND LISTEN
@hiddlebatchbish
im having some
firey nerve pain
I’m in a storm cloud
throw the fucking stone you thotticus!!
the Red Glove™
sings suffering!! dada da da da!!
shh okay okay. nobody tell her i told you this but uhh…. charlotte wants to… frick tom riddle
*in a weird voice* I’m sorry, I was looking at the krispy cream.
And
JoANn? JOANN? Where you at JOanN?!
THERE IS WITE-OUT IN MY EYE
*goat noise* gOAT *goat noise*
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,,, BLESS YOU
Askalamatruska and Petancanciana are besties.
See ya space binch
Instant oatmeal.
@shin-keyy going bathbedding
#thirsty kitchen
@loserusername
“P-P-Poker face P-Poker face”
SHRUBERY!!!
“I own five consecutive Chili’s Restaurants in the state of Wisconsin”
“Rawchickenslapping”
“He’s not a yeehaw cowboy but he sure acts like one”
“Number 15; Burger King Foot Fetish…”
“If my mother’s dead body was covered in ranch dip I would love it.”
“I’m losing everything I love because of these guitar riffs”
“Gods vape cloud has descended on California”
“Let me be the goth man I’ve always wanted to be”
“Despacito caused the fall of Great Britain”
“I don’t think raspberries are supposed to be spicy”
“Personally? I like getting fisted by boxers.”
“It’s like slutty god of war, but more of a cocaine-powered frenzy.”
Or my personal least favorite
“Piss lollipops”
i. have a few of these.
“i’m going to whip and nae nae so fucking hard the moon gets pissed on”
“arm breaking time”
“tentacles!”
“hey remember that one nose fic” (followed by insane screaming by me)
“GET THE MARMALADE”
“ i LIKE BEnJaMiN “ or “ bONK “
“You guys always watch DIAGRAMS”
“ I’d cross the Danish border in an Uber and break my wrist for you uwu”
“Don’t fall off!” “Try not to die!”
A nun wearing Timberlands
I am saying this as a native New Yorker, SHOWS ARE ALSO FUCKING EXPENSIVE. But truly, I know so many people who are fans of shows that I’ve seen but they’re unable to because of their location or financial struggles. I do think that musicals should be more widespread and accessible, but saying that this doesn’t hurt the industry is a bit of a stretch. I mean, if you’ve already seen the professionally recorded video of the musical, why go see the show? It wouldn’t work as well as you think it would. And even if this was the case, add revenue wouldn’t bring in nearly as much money as they get doing live shows on broadway. I do believe that there should be a way for more people to get the theatrical experience that we do in New York, but by some means that wouldn’t hurt the show’s profit or turnout.
But people go to concerts for their favorite musical acts all the time. Even though they can watch their videos or listen to their music pretty much anytime anywhere.
Every single cent that a show collects goes into the show. Trust me, it’s a lot. Putting the show on a more public forum without much revenue going into the show will seriously hurt broadway. I know where you’re going with this but it’s absolutely not the same. Everything is so extremely expensive that the shows need all of the money from everything they’re selling. Televised shows are a good idea, but having a current broadway show on Netflix or something will decrease revenue.
I’m going to get this done on a shirt soon for pride, combining my favorite things together(Hamilton and LGBT)
Quote excerpts from Lin-Manuel Miranda’s speech at the 2016 Tony Awards, design by myself
I am saying this as a native New Yorker, SHOWS ARE ALSO FUCKING EXPENSIVE. But truly, I know so many people who are fans of shows that I’ve seen but they’re unable to because of their location or financial struggles. I do think that musicals should be more widespread and accessible, but saying that this doesn’t hurt the industry is a bit of a stretch. I mean, if you’ve already seen the professionally recorded video of the musical, why go see the show? It wouldn’t work as well as you think it would. And even if this was the case, add revenue wouldn’t bring in nearly as much money as they get doing live shows on broadway. I do believe that there should be a way for more people to get the theatrical experience that we do in New York, but by some means that wouldn’t hurt the show’s profit or turnout.
I just saw BOM on bway and elder price is gay
HEY it’s me I’m here to let u guys know how insanely amazing the current cast of tbom is on broadway(I mean all the casts are amazing but like)! I’m just gonna make a list of amazing shit(most of its gonna b mcpriceley evidence my dudes)
-The way Nic and Stephen play Price and McKinley is SO GOOD!! They give the characters an insane amount of chemistry - McKinley is a hands on dude like whenever he can he’ll put a hand on Kevin’s shoulder when talking/singing to him - Stephen’s McKinley REALLY GOES FOR IT WHEN HE TRIES TO KISS KEVIN,, LIKE,, HE REALLY GOES FOR IT THATS ALL I CAN SAY - He also holds Kevin’s hand when showing him and Arnold to their rooms and it’s really cute he’s really happy - they casually shoot glances at each other - DURING THE HELL DREAM!! McKinley gets held up by dancers and faces Kevin(it kinda looks like he’s on a cross for reference) and they lock eyes for a few seconds before Kevin reaches a hand out to touch him but he gets whisked away by dancers right as Kevin’s hand touches his chest - The way this cast did it was obviously alluding to Kevin being gay - My parents were with me and as general audience members they caught on really fast - My dad even said when we were at dinner afterwards “Yeah duh he’s gay they almost kissed and almost hooked up in the dream” and my mom was like “I wish it was implied heavier, I wish it were more obvious that Price and McKinley got together in the end.” - GENERAL AUDIENCE MEMBERS THINK THIS, THE CAST KNOWS WHAT THEYRE DOING - And of course there’s Nic’s, Stephen’s, and the official bom instagram implying that they’re canon
- also Brian Sears’ played Arnold SO WELL he really made the role his own - he dabbed at one point and I almost screamed - Nabulungi’s actress was a stand in for that night but she did AMAZING and she made me cry - everything was so good and I could talk about it forever - Also being there you can REALLY see the characters facial expressions and honestly that MAKES the show
Overall it was amazing and I’m so lucky I got the chance to go AND meet the actors(who were all super cool and nice)
Thanks!! I’ll draw this
A gay man who happens to look eerily similar to anti-LGBT extremist and Vice President-elect Mike Pence is putting his looks to good use ― by wandering the streets of NYC in short shorts and collecting money to benefit important organizations.
HELL YEAH!
THE BEST THING IVE SEEN THIS YEAR
NEW PLAN: trap mike pence in a pit and stealthily replace him with Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence a la Mad-Eye Moody or Mystique in that one xmen movie. then when trump is impeached, Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence will become President Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence. a just and powerful leader. “What happened to you, Mike Pence?” his supporters will cry in 2018 as he instates his new federal holiday, Mandatory Give $20 To Your Gay Neighbor Day. “I had a change of heart,” he will say, as villainous actual Mike Pence struggles against his bonds in a well-appointed Park Slope living room
D I R E C T. A C T I O N.
He was at the women’s march this year and he scared the living BEJEEBUS out of me because I turned around and saw him out of the corner of my eye haha
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him…
Mike Pence
Markus is not rA9.
While Markus is the android who led the uprising and (depending on your route) accomplished the goal of freeing deviants, rA9 is stated to be the first of the androids to awaken. Which, out of the three characters the player will play as, is Kara. Kara herself was defective as early on as her production site, where she should’ve been destroyed. Since she showed fear, she was spared by the operator administering her Turing test, but due to multiple occasions of being reset, she started anew, as a non-deviant. It is also stated (in her bio, gallery profile) that Alice may not have given her the name Kara, rather that Kara whispered the name to Alice. We all know that Connor is not rA9, due to how late he bacame a deviant and the option for him to accomplish his mission, rather than revolt against human oppressors. Not only that, but in the “Machine” or “Red” Connor route, if the player chooses the aggressive route with Markus, Connor confronts him when fighting outside of the android concentration camp in Hart Plaza. After a brawl between the two, there is a choice which must be made: play as Connor, or play as Markus. If you choose to play as Connor and succeed at killing Markus, the mission of Connor defeating the leader of Jericho/the deviant androids is not accomplished until killing North. It is possible that this implies that North is a co-leader, technically taking on the role of official head of Jericho with Markus’s death; though this event may be open for other theories. I have not played the “Red” Connor route while choosing the pacifist approach with Markus, yet, so I cannot provide any evidence from that route. Markus is also not the founder, or first to arrive at Jericho, implying that Josh, Simon, North and the others were deviants before Markus. I know my speech seems as if I am implying that Kara is rA9, but she does not fit the description either. rA9 is not only the first awakening android, but the android who freed his/her people. Kara, depending on your choices, can be particularly selfish and may die in several endings. This all begs the question; if none of the playable characters are rA9, who is truly rA9?
Character headcanons
Send me the name of a character and I will tell you my:
1: sexuality headcanon
2: otp
3: brotp
4: notp
5: first headcanon that pops into my head
6: one way in which I relate to this character
7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character 8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?
Please!!! You don’t have to follow me!!! Just list a fandom and I’ll do it!!!