ever wake up in a ditch?

B | 20-something | former baby, future has-been

[name-of-the-radio]

ocd will have you feeling like Orpheus trying not to look back

[iero]

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[sapphireh3arts]

they finally made CATS good

[cparti-mkiki]

[lonelyroommp3]

what’s wrong with les mis

victor hugo failed in his duty to visit a psychic before writing it who would have warned him that 150 years in the future his decision to include nine shippable twinks as minor characters in his magnum opus would lead to the development of one of the most insufferable fandoms of the twenty first century

[thestuffedalligator]

Collecting books is great until you have to move all of them at once and realize that every one of the little bastards weighs about as much as a brick and collectively have the mass of a neutron star

[littlebastardman]

hmmmm..... looking at dates for the les mis concert and realized there's a matinee show on the same day as the MCR concert i'm going to..... and like i could take two trips and go different days but i could also be practical and just do a very very weird double show day

[littlebastardman]

i shaved my head yesterday which is something i've been planning to do for months just for funsies. but i had such a fucking awful week at work last week that the whole time we were buzzing it i was like man i can't wait to try and convince my coworkers that this was a premeditated buzz cut and not at all related to the nuclear meltdown i was just having. like no i know i left the office close to tears on thursday and now i'm rocking up looking like a q tip but you have to believe me this was on purpose.

[partywithponies]

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

[morrigan-disapproves]

ultimately we all have to quit our jobs and walk into the sea

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[byjove]

humans will see a swamp and build a city on it and then spend the next 2,000+ years struggling to keep it from turning back into a swamp

[byjove]

everybody saying a different city is cracking me up

[byjove]

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happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

[vampirenomoney]

this meeting could've been the extended dagger verse of mama by my chemical romance

[ransomnote]

remember this time last year when we didn't even know there was gonna be a clown

[ransomnote]

listen i don't know what happened with mr. heated rivalry but this is about the suicide bomb clown from the my chemical romance theatrical universe