This One Time

you're in his DMs. I'm about to drive a tent peg through his head. we are not the same.

[thatsbelievable]

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[thetruemissbliss]

On today's date of June 5th, back in 1985, Ferris Bueller took the day off.

[hedgehog-moss]

Pandolf courant annoncer à Pirlouit que c'est la Journée Mondiale de l’Âne :)

[littlemaust]

Today's Comment From A Manager (But Not To My Face! Because THAT'S A Step Too Far)

(Said to the brand new HVAC manager who wants to do technical training classes for his team, after I was like OH MY GOD JASON PLEASE ALLOW ME TO DO MY *LITERAL* JOB AND BUILD THE CLASS FOR YOU. NOT TEACH OR CONTROL IT - I 👏🏻JUST👏🏻WANT👏🏻TO WRITE👏🏻CURRICULUM):

"Ignore her. She doesn't run this department and she's not important. You don't have to do anything she says - she doesn't have any power. She's pointless. "

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Oh, I love this an inordinate amount.

This guy covers children's songs in the style of various artists, and he's incredible.

I'm weirdly emotional about it?

[thisdiscontentedwinter]

This is amazing!

[nitrogennightmare]

This is the exact opposite energy of the "what happens after the camera cuts and you've destroyed you labtop for 5 seconds of entertainment"

This guy not only wrote a whole song but dressed up and FILMED it! For what! For 1 and a half seconds of MY entertainment! That must have been HOURS of shooting and editing! I'm touched, this is art

[prismatic-bell]

I feel it’s important you all know this is actually a group of five dads, and they started this as a way to entertain their kids. The bands on the band wheel are their favorite bands, while the songs on the songs wheel are their kids’ favorite songs.

[queenofattolia]

feeling particularly angry today about how our entire society is being shaped by the whims of rich white dudes who are driven by a childish fear of death and who have the worst priorities, the moral depth of tissue paper, no appreciation or understanding of the humanities or history, and who actually resent being human instead of celebrating it. none of us elected these assholes. but they just get to run the world.

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[heavensenthale]

HAPPY 10 YEARS OF SENSE8

June 5th 2015 - June 8th 2018

[hagfashion]

Miriam Margolyes for British Vogue’s July 2023 pride themed issue: “I wouldn’t want to be straight for anything.”

Photos by Tim Walker

[littlemaust]

I was going to bed at such a reasonable time! And then I was like OH yeah, I need to get a new bed frame - I keep forgetting to look for one! WHAT A PERFECT TIME TO DO SO.

[wanderthewood]

Somerset, England by ola_monola

[the-semicolonoscopy]

It’s Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Time for the annual Pride Month reblog of Freddie Mercury and his fabulous cats!

[asirensong]

If I had a nickel for every time Hamish Linklater tried to save a struggling New England island town only to bring death and destruction, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[orpheusismefr]

[alexanderwales]

It's absolutely crazy that intellectual labor can wipe you out. It seems like it shouldn't be a thing, like your stores of brain juice shouldn't be able to be depleted in that way.

I feel like a wizard that's out of spell slots, and to me that's a hackish mechanical limitation put in place to try to balance the classes.

[goth-queen]

[flanaganfilm]

man what is your fucking problem i just watched midnight mass for the first time and ive been crying hard enough to crack a rib for the past thirty minutes jesus fucking christ genuinely what the fuck

anyway keep up the good work 👍

If Netflix had released a blu-ray set for Midnight Mass, this is the blurb I'd want on the cover