some shit, I guess

Celeste | 25 | INFP | DA trash and avid reblogger of memes and butts

[travalicious]

why is this the hottest thing i've ever seen

[travalicious]

HE SHOWED UP WITH A DUEL DISK TODAY?????

[schakira]

AND ALL FIVE EXODIA PIECES

[gay-jesus-probably]

I need everyone to know that I looked it up, and Noah Lyles is doing this as part of an ongoing bet he has with shotput competitor Chase Jackson. She's wearing Naruto accessories every day, and if Lyles whips out Yugioh cards at every race, then for the shotput finals Jackson will re-enact the scene of Rock Lee dropping his weights.

This is now the only part of the Olympics that I care about.

[travalicious]

why is this the hottest thing i've ever seen

[travalicious]

HE SHOWED UP WITH A DUEL DISK TODAY?????

[schakira]

AND ALL FIVE EXODIA PIECES

[gay-jesus-probably]

I need everyone to know that I looked it up, and Noah Lyles is doing this as part of an ongoing bet he has with shotput competitor Chase Jackson. She's wearing Naruto accessories every day, and if Lyles whips out Yugioh cards at every race, then for the shotput finals Jackson will re-enact the scene of Rock Lee dropping his weights.

This is now the only part of the Olympics that I care about.

[nefja]

I-I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about this

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

My roommate just called from the kitchen to ask what was wrong because I laughed so hard I gave myself a coughing fit.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I'm so glad the music is what I thought it'd be.

[3go]

i downloaded this god damn episode just so everyone could watch this fukkin clip

[soundssimpleright]

The feedback bit is inspired.

[titaniagigante-deactivated20210]

Keegan Michael Key’s quick thinking to get involved was GENIUS.

[theoreticalpermaculture]

[pomegranateandivy-deactivated20]

I am going to print this out, laminate it, and keep it with my gloves and spade.

[colormerad5k]

Dreaming of a springtime garden.

[wilwheaton]

OHHHHH I can totally use this!

[thishartominefeelz]

ALL I WANT AND ALL I NEED IS TO PLANT A GARDEN TO PLAN A GARDEN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqJoVlnmdFQ

[hermitruneszoso]

as a zenyatta main i can confirm this is how you play him 👍

[drcgonhide]

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The mashup you never thought would work

[dieharddaae-24601]

Congratu-fucking-lations.

[oneforcasual-oneforbest]

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

[theatreortheater]

Why?????

[calamitycons]

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

[junovoltage]

@sillygooseface TORI I’M CRYING PLEASE LISTEN

[sursumursa-deactivated20180131]

Well. That was indeed a thing that happened.

@lindsayetumbls @elisaintime @nellachronism

(Would’ve been better with a different version of POTO but it’s irrevocably stuck in my head so…eh.)

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

Holy shit.

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

[gilded-warrior]

Every time I see this on my dash, I gotta reblog it because I cry with laughter

[eriks-stale-breadstick-deactiva]

No

Please

Stop

[cabbaggie]

Two emotions while dating someone: try to be romantic and mysterious, other way is to be too horny and sexy.

[drcgonhide]

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The mashup you never thought would work

[dieharddaae-24601]

Congratu-fucking-lations.

[oneforcasual-oneforbest]

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

[theatreortheater]

Why?????

[calamitycons]

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

[junovoltage]

@sillygooseface TORI I’M CRYING PLEASE LISTEN

[sursumursa-deactivated20180131]

Well. That was indeed a thing that happened.

@lindsayetumbls @elisaintime @nellachronism

(Would’ve been better with a different version of POTO but it’s irrevocably stuck in my head so…eh.)

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

Holy shit.

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

[gilded-warrior]

Every time I see this on my dash, I gotta reblog it because I cry with laughter

[eriks-stale-breadstick-deactiva]

No

Please

Stop

[cabbaggie]

Two emotions while dating someone: try to be romantic and mysterious, other way is to be too horny and sexy.

[probablyvampirerpgideas]

Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.

So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess

[anachronistic-cat]

… can i use that phrase irl?

[probablyvampirerpgideas]

Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age internet lingo like all the time.

[the-argumentative-viper]

Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you’re toss’d with. Chill already, you’re not valid.

[nuttersincorporated]

You are an unrighteous, bastardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too.

[fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan]

I love the idea of a vampire who’s language travels back in time as they get pissed.

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

I grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito

[bardbreakfast]

Reading these is like literary whiplash

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

This whole post is gold, but the comment about the vampire’s dialect “devolving” into older and older periods when he’s angry stood out to me.

It’s a cinematic cliché for a person of any foreign nationality to revert to their native language when angry (I usually see it with Spanish-speaking characters), and my southern accent deepens as I get angrier.

It makes sense that an immortal character who saw the eras of his language change and evolve over time would speak more and more archaically as he got angrier.

[datasoong47]

Historical linguists decide to get especially ancient vampires pissed off in order to study ancient languages

[esoanem]

are you telling me that if I get a 5000yo vampire angry enough I can directly test the glottalic theory?

[vigilantsycamore]

*Pisses off a vampire so much that they teach me Minoan*

[iconuk01]

Vampire boss thoughtfully hands me a dialectual guide to Middle English so they can REALLY let rip at me for my latest goof, but they want me to follow what they are reaming me out for.

(Speaking as someone the thickness and general incomprehensability of whose Scottish accent is in direct proportion to how angry (or tired) I am, I can confirm the trend)

[callipigio]

Write increasingly rude letters to a vampire so they end up answering you in Linear B

[dndaddyissues]

dnd races as text posts, part 3

find part 1 here! find part 2 here!

warforged

lizardfolk

elf

dwarf

kobold

shifter

tabaxi

yuan-ti pureblood

kalashtar

[drawingguitarist]

dumb

[seulgily]

If i ever space out just know that this is what’s on my mind

[waste-land-baby]

The further they get the more I trust him

[dykevillanelle]

kids baking championship is extremely, very relatable

[theinturnetexplorer]

I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.

[zeodyme]

So I saw this when innocently doing something that I don’t even remember

[brainscrewz]

and he's very proud of that!

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

This is what it’s like to have ADHD.

[skiplo-wave]

Well clearly he has take duck with him to focus on his quest

[songsofwaterandnight]

I somehow missed the duck on first watch

[zagreus]

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[zagreus]

my mouth

[usoppsweave]

[soulcalibur]

THE RANGE??