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[tinyideastuff]

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[spidersdaily]

[lawnmower56]

@6qubed why would you hide this.

[red-mercer]

Seriously, unmute this

[syekick-powers]

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

[sourcreammachine]

[linguafreund]

French written like it’s German

[culmaer]

komm sah ? ahn Fät, il serä interessant de konssider, komma leh Person parlan leh Luxemburschua äppel leh Emprant fransäh da lör Laag.

Manne mousse érkennen, d’asse site nicht vie deuïtche haouse

danquë cheune

[linguisticsyall]

???? ?

[johnnyrico]

@ivan-fyodorovich

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

Merci je déteste

[paula-of-christ]

But OP what about German written like its french?

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Venne vire dîe Frauncosenne da-mitte duerç-commenne lacenne, vèrdun si folle-commenne ubermutique

[chkq]

when i was a kid before i understood the computer i was reading stackoverflow and somebody said "would it be sensible to imagine my code being traced by some sort of 'instruction pointer', branching back to the top of loops, skipping past false conditionals, and so on?". and at the time i thought surely not, it's too cute, there must be some subtle flaw that means we can't use this weirdly straightforward metaphor. i mean, what about when we go into a function? you'd need to recall where to return to, recursively... no, it's done some other way. the computer figures it out. and now i understand that people who don't know how compilers work need to have their bones made into pudding

[zagreus]

this will be my go-to excuse from now on

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

[glitter-bonez]

[fidget-sinner]

En Anglais, on ne dit pas “quatre vingt dix neuf”, on dit “ninety nine” qu'on pourrait traduire comme “Hurr durr, regardez mois, j'ai un système de numérotation fonctionnel” et je crois que c'est magnifique.

[kaylmao]

my genius uncle might have found another realm

[cutecipher]

can you please verify first before posting

[kaylmao]

its actually ☝️ a pneumonic to remember the planets

[dogpuppy]

[chickenmim]

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

[foulserpent]

AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS

”Jesus Christ, what is that?”

”How is it alive?”

"What does it want?"

”Will it hurt me?”

”Will it hurt my children?”

It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!

Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. our toddler, Falco Mewtwo Martinez, “wavedashed” straight into a “stage hazard” because you weren’t fucking watching him.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[mathematikerin-freyja]

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?