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18+ blog | she/ her | requests: CLOSED | read my rules before requesting pls |

[loserlaurens]

rules for requesting + requests queue:

REQUESTS QUEUE:

✅- finished

❌-not finished

warehouse wall • samatoki aohitsugi (smut) ✅

my first • samatoki aohitsugi (smut) ✅

confessions and first dates • delinquent!ichiro yamada (fluff)❌

first date headcanons • buster bros!!❌

jealousy headcanons • mad trigger crew + buster bros!!❌

a kiss on the cheek • ichiro yamada + samatoki aohitsugi❌

their ideal type • all❌

skateboards and guitars • jiro yamada❌

you sit in their lap headcanons • ichiro, samatoki, sasara, and gentaro❌

RULES WHEN REQUESTING:

one- i will NOT lewd up underage characters like jiro and saburo. i’ll accept fluff/angst headcanons, scenarios, or imagines with them but nothing 18 plus.

two- if i refuse a request, please do NOT send hateful messages. i would only refuse a request if it’s something i’m uncomfortable with, such as rape, incest, pedophilia, etc. if you think you might want to request something that i won’t write for, pm me and i’ll let you know if i’ll compete your request.

three- don’t feel embarrassed when you request something from me!! if you feel weird about wanting a certain boy in a certain scenario, don’t :) we don’t put anybody down on my blog and you are always welcome <3</p>

four- if i don’t get to your request immediately, please don’t try and pressure me to update faster :( i’m very busy with school/life in general so sometimes tumblr isn’t my #1 priority :)

five- please please please PLEASE do not spam request! i feel like (this isn’t proven btw) in the past anons have spam requested and it really REALLY stresses me out to see like 30292938844 requests that seem like they’re from the same account.

if you have any other questions, pm me!! happy reading!

-emi

[loserlaurens]

This isn't a request but I just want to say that your posts are great!! Never fails to make me smile :)

Keep up the good work~!

oh my gosh i came back from the dead and this is one of the first things i see!! anon u are so sweet and i love you so much <3

[omegaverse]

i really want to make music but i can’t sing :( or rap

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

I’m beatboxing right now drop a freestyle

[omegaverse]

im on the cell phone  holdin my dick bone im just tryna phone rome caesar gonna get some

they call me lil man lil dick itty bitty meat stick my vienna sausage dumb soft  i cant even nut quick

these rhymes go hard though like hot piss, cold snow you aint even know my dick cant get hard tho

you viagra ass hoes poppin pills to get by while  im slapping at my dick and im wondering why  my dick dont work my dick dont work  my dick dont work my dick dont work my dick dont work my dick dont work my dick dont work my dick dont work my dick dont work my dick dont work my dick dont work

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[krunchyk1tk4t]

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh

yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic

uuweweuundeheuhme

[formerlymaustown]

@yeahitsak

[harrisonthefulgurite]

[thegiftedoneishere]

Please spread the word.

[marauders4evr]

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

[marauders4evr]

#raises hand #i dont understand #please explain? 

In order for disabled people to receive any sort of financial assistant for their housing, food, bills, medical supplies, etc., they cannot ever have more than $2,000 of resources to their name. Ever.

It doesn’t matter what it’s for.

You’re saving up for a new wheelchair?

For college?

To put a downpayment on a house?

Hell man, you just happen to budget for once in your life so that you can have some extra money in case something bad happens?

Your benefits immediately get cut off if you’re a cent over $2,000.

And, even worse, you usually end up having to pay back every dollar the government gave you that month.

So say you get $400. If they find out you’re twenty dollars over the resource limit, you have to give them all $400 back and you undergo an investigation of your funds to see if you will continue getting money.

“What if I spend the money that day?”

Doesn’t matter. In fact, from what I can tell, people who do this are actually put under investigation for fraud.

And yes, this system literally kills people.

[locuas642]

Remember when “Guardians of the Galaxy” came out? one of Rocket Racoon’s creators, Bill Mantlo, suffered an accident in 1992 and has irreparable brain damage.

before the movie came out, Marvel gave him an exclusive preview screening. SOme people were upset because they felt if Marvel was really wanted to thank mantlo, they should have donated money to Mantlo’s family.

Bill Mantlo’s brother had to come out and explain: If Marvel gave them monetary aid, Bill Mantlo would lose his financial assistance.

[rootbeergoddess]

That’s so utterly depressing.

[sushinfood]

disgusting

[beeskeepony]

I have friends on welfare who won’t pick up a penny in the street because they’d risk the welfare they struggled to get for 10 years.

[raenboow]

oh look another fucked up thing in this world. let’s just add it to the list. number 63858b

[luvtonique]

My brother has been on California State SSI for autism for the last 10 years, and he absolutely has to (no joke, HAS TO) spend all 720 bucks of his SSI every month, because if he puts it in the bank he risks losing his SSI altogether.

Sometimes, at the end of the month, he has no idea what to do with his money because the whole month went by and he still has 400-ish bucks in his account, and he fucking panics because he doesn’t want to get anywhere near 2,000.

And here’s the funnest part of the story!

One day he did a huge commission on Second Life and wound up earning 1500 bucks off of it, and he told the guy to donate it 500 bucks at a time over 3 months. The guy didn’t want to, and just donated all 1500, which put my brother at 2,036 bucks.

The state IMMEDIATELY (I’m talking less than an hour) called him up to tell him over the phone that they were canceling his SSI, because they noticed he had gone over the 2,000 buck threshold. He had to tell them that someone had made a charitable donation to him and that this was not a common occurrence in any way shape or form, and upon not believing him, my mother had to call to talk to them as his legal caretaker and say basically the same thing until they called off the cancellation of his SSI money.

He also had to cancel his renter’s assistance because it put him to 1,062 a month, so if he went 30 days without spending any money they’d cancel his SSI altogether. Like, none of us in the family have any fucking clue why that regulation is in place and it’s the stupidest shit in human history.

Please, legal side of Tumblr, tell me what positive reasoning this law has?

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Happy 4th of July everyone! This is what the “nation of opportunity” looks like.

[xfirecorex]

There’s something called an ABLE account that can help. If you are on SSI and were diagnosed as disabled before the age of 26 you can apply for an ABLE account that will allow you to save up to $99,000. More people need to know about this!

[strawbebbynya]

thank you so much for this information. i’m applying for an abled account right now

[viostormcaller]

THERES A WHAT

OH GOD BLESS THE SHIT OUTTA YOU YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FREAKED OUT OVER THIS I WAS

[septic-dr-schneep]

I’ve been looking into SSI; I had no idea about this!

[perksofbeingdisabled]

Read till the end for the important info

[whatevercomestomymind]

Reblog to literally save a disabled person’s life

[victorywithseaandsun]

According to wiki, 39 states + DC have ABLE accounts, so check with your state

[grimprocrastinatrix]

This is so important.

[youraveragebogman-deactivated20]

[bff0f7]

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

[adamtheredbeard]

The full picture is even more heart breaking after you open the uncropped version. Just a heads-up, it's rough

“The Roman Catholic Parish in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan was just grafitted.”

[afronerdism]

Nah let’s post it. Let’s feel it. Don’t look away.

[doobiebenson]

[butch-bakugo]

I notice alot of my followers on here skipping these posts just to mess with my lgbt ones, suspiciously the white popular ones.

Heres a not so friendly reminder, as an lgbt metis person, i dont give a single fuck what your blog is themed or if this is too painful for you to look at. Reblog this post. Reblog this post with the sources of the 751 children who were found.

Your compliance and silence as well as the compliance and silence of your ancestors is what allowed these schools to open and kill first nations children. The children of MY people.

Dont follow me if you cant reblog this post or the one with sources to your political blog or your most popular blog. Add trigger warnings if you must but if your political blog is only focused on the harms you personally face like being lgbt then you need to see some bigger pictures and stop being afraid of angering your racist mutural or actually saying some shit about racism. If you can reblog some antifa graphics or add blm to your bio to be a surface level ally, you can reblog some sources on the genocide first nations people faced and still face today.

They were CHILDREN.

They were murdered in cold blood.

[bff0f7]

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

[adamtheredbeard]

The full picture is even more heart breaking after you open the uncropped version. Just a heads-up, it's rough

“The Roman Catholic Parish in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan was just grafitted.”

[afronerdism]

Nah let’s post it. Let’s feel it. Don’t look away.

[doobiebenson]

[butch-bakugo]

I notice alot of my followers on here skipping these posts just to mess with my lgbt ones, suspiciously the white popular ones.

Heres a not so friendly reminder, as an lgbt metis person, i dont give a single fuck what your blog is themed or if this is too painful for you to look at. Reblog this post. Reblog this post with the sources of the 751 children who were found.

Your compliance and silence as well as the compliance and silence of your ancestors is what allowed these schools to open and kill first nations children. The children of MY people.

Dont follow me if you cant reblog this post or the one with sources to your political blog or your most popular blog. Add trigger warnings if you must but if your political blog is only focused on the harms you personally face like being lgbt then you need to see some bigger pictures and stop being afraid of angering your racist mutural or actually saying some shit about racism. If you can reblog some antifa graphics or add blm to your bio to be a surface level ally, you can reblog some sources on the genocide first nations people faced and still face today.

They were CHILDREN.

They were murdered in cold blood.

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[starrylolo]

I’ve always wanted to show this to @theforwardslash

[half-a-hetero]

IT WAS A CULTURAL RESET. A CULTURAL RESET. 

[bees-with-tophats]

HAHAH

[frenchish-water]

Someone call UNESCO this dinosaur of a post needs to be protected

[fishfrommars]

I’m so glad it’s back to normal after that weird glitch from 2020

[lloyd-garma-gun]

THIS POST HAS CROSSED MY DASH SO MANY TIMES AAAAAAAAA

[kloudyco]

I FOUND IT AGAIN

[the-keeper-of-the-lemon-deactiv]

FUCKING LOVE THIS POST!! HAT TIME!!!

[hikarirose]

@bm-pancake @ticktocktofu

[royalhandmaidens]

How did I not hear about France banning hijabs? What’s going on?

long story short, there’s legislation in the process of being passed that would

ban girls under 18 from wearing any form of religious head covering in public, and although it’s obviously aimed at muslim women, it would also affect other faith groups that practice similar forms of modest dress

ban islamic swimwear in schools and public (there is already a modest swimwear ban in place at public beaches, this just extends it)

ban mothers wearing hijab from entering schools or participating in school field trips or extra curriculars

ban the slaughter of halal poultry - the cheapest and most easily accessible form of meat protein for the muslim community

extend school hijab bans to universities

prevent muslim women from choosing healthcare providers based on gender (which many muslim women prefer to do, since many exams require removal of clothing, etc)

ban muslim parents from homeschooling

force halal markets to sell pork and alcohol or face closure

ban foreign flags at weddings

[books-and-left-behind-journals]

What can I do to help? This sounds utterly outrageous and I want to help out in any way I can even though I am just in the US.

[royalhandmaidens]

hey guys! lots of people are asking how to help, so i’m reblogging this again with some more info and resources. please remember that, like i stated before, this is not yet law but in the process of becoming law.

more information is coming out daily, and there are a few corrections and updates to note:

the modest swimwear ban, though it was overturned in 2016 for public beaches, will still affect public pools and schools

the halal ban is not technically a “ban”, but it is still expected to severely impact the industry in a way that could produce similar effects and make halal poultry less affordable and accessible to the communities that rely on it as an affordable staple.

the notion to extend the hijab ban to universities is not yet in effect or being introduced, but many fear it will be the next step

How can you help?

Here are some info posts on how to help. Sources will also be linked at the bottom:

Sources and tips:

source for the insta timeline

how you can help

how to be a better ally to muslim women

how to educate yourself and be an ally + organizations to reach out to

why you should not wear hijab in solidarity

A few tips; talk to muslim women instead of for them - learn about why some women choose to wear it while also learning about why some women choose not to - learn about what hijab means for women and men - don’t limit your support to a few posts, be active - educate yourself about how colonialism, racism, and orientalism plays into this

the hashtags #CantBanUs and #HandsOffMyHijab are trending, but they were created by and for muslim women. spread their stories and give them platform, but don’t occupy their space

Information is constantly changing, so if any fellow Muslims out there have some additional links, updated info, or tips, please feel free to add on

And lastly, please don’t add unnecessary commentary or confrontational dialogue to this post. Reblogs encouraged!

[teababe27]

This Saturday is Juneteenth, a celebration of the day that the last enslaved Black Americans received news of the Emancipation Proclamation, ending slavery. Not as long ago as one would think: only 156 years ago. Juneteenth should be a time of joy and celebration for Black people. However, while there was an outpouring of support over the past year for Black lives, support has noticeably (and tellingly) waned. As time has passed and protests and police brutality aren’t making as many headlines, giving has decreased. This can’t happen if we promise to be anti-racist and stand by Black people. We white people have profited off Black labor for centuries, while Black people have been unfairly shafted from financial gain and recognition. We owe reparations to them for that very reason.

You may see me posting about and fundraising for reparations all the time. That’s because Black people are owed reparations from us white people ALL. THE. TIME. One way I pay reparations and contribute is through the Reparations Roundtable General Fund.

The General Fund contributes to assisting Black MaGes’ (marginalized genders: cis women, trans, and nonbinary people) needs ranging from groceries and paying certain bills to paying for medical care and rent. We also pay the Black organizers that fight every day for Black liberation; often unpaid and thankless work. They deserve some reparations and thanks for their own personal needs, too. We need to raise $3155 total by this Saturday, June 19th, in order to give those who we assist what they need to move from crisis to sustainability.

I’m doing my part by committing to raising $100 this week for the Reparations Roundtable General Fund, which gives much-needed reparations and relief to Black MaGes. Let’s put our money where our mouths are and support the Black MaGes and families that need it. I’m in for $20, who’s with me?!

Links:

Facebook fundraiser: https://www.facebook.com/donate/227505745516857/

Direct link to fund: bit.ly/RRgeneralfund2021

Venmo: @amanda-darer

Cashapp: $teababe27

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

Everyone should know the international sign for Help Me. Let’s make this famous!!

[amanda-bakes]

Interesting; I didn’t know this was a thing.

[hopefulmisanthrope]

It’s apparently a thing, but it’s a very new thing, so it may need some help being known.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_for_Help

[steinbecks]

feel free to unfollow if you:

don’t like me

liked me at one point, but don’t like me anymore

hate what i post

hate what i have to say about xyz topic

find me annoying

don’t have anything in common with me anymore, and are bored by the things i post

feel obligated by whatever personal reason you may have to keep following me, even if literally any of those above things apply

this applies to mutuals as well. your dash should be your happy place, so no hard feelings and i wish you the best in life

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

I’m adding here that I don’t actually check my followers list ever - I only ever check the number if I’ve had a rash of new follows - so if you’ve got any anxiety about offending me, don’t worry, because I literally won’t see. Your dash is your safe and happy spot, and if my content doesn’t jive with what you want to see…that’s fine with me.

[thevelvetdevil]

This post is so light and nice. Don’t u ever worry lil friends u just go right ahead and do whatcha need to.

[genre--savvy-deactivated2020071]

If you ever want to unfollow or block me for any reason, seriously, I don’t mind! Don’t be scared to make your dash more comfortable for yourself.

[peaceheather]

It’s the tumblr equivalent of Don’t Like Don’t Read. You’re seriously not under any obligation to stay with me, or anyone else, out of a sense of guilt or obligation. It’s all good! Hit that back button or whatever the tumblr equivalent is, and go happily about your day. Blessings and serenity to you.

[ithelpstodream]

[rena-rain]

NOT OKAY WITH IT

I WAS HORRIFIED WHEN I FOUND OUT

THEN I TALKED TO PEOPLE AND THEY WERE LIKE “SO? ISN’T IT MERCIFUL?” NO BITCH IT’S NON-CONSENSUAL COSMETIC SURGERY ON BABIES. C O S M E T I C. SINCE WHEN ARE WE CHILL WITH COSMETIC SURGERY ON BABIES?

MORE VISIBILITY TO INTERSEX ISSUES

I DIDN’T SEE THE ADVOCACY UNTIL I WENT LOOKING FOR IT AND THAT SHOULD NOT BE HOW THIS WORKS

THESE SURGERIES ARE GENITAL MUTILATION. PERIOD.

I’M ANGRY AND RANTING AND I WANT MY FOLLOWERS TO KNOW THAT

[felixxism-remade-deactivated202]

LITERALLY UNFOLLOW ME IF U DON’T SUPPORT INTERSEX RIGHTS.

[headspace-hotel]

This is why abolishing the idea of biological sex as a binary is important. The idea that everyone Must fit into one of two discrete categories is literally artificially enforced by doctors surgically “correcting” people who don’t fit into this strict binary view, without the consent or even the knowledge of the people themselves.

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

reblog party pikachu on this monday night and you will find unexpected joy

[flabeyblade]

don’t let me down you little shit

[flabeyblade]

this actually worked oh my god