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[depsidase]

[teaboot]

***Because they don’t have TIME to read

***Because they don’t know HOW to read

***Because they’re not ALLOWED to read

***Because they weren’t TAUGHT to read

***Because the generation BEFORE THEM were never taught HOW TO READ or how to TEACH READING

***Because we DON’T VALUE INTELLECTUAL PURSUITS

***Because our society prioritizes PRODUCTIVITY over QUALITY OF LIFE

Sick of the “yall are stupid because you’re lazy” narrative. Obviously people with no time no family no money no books no education no perspective no respect no options no support no mentors aren’t perpetually disseminating themes of Othello on the fly.

People aren’t stupid, reading isn’t the peak proof of intelligence, and society isn’t on a decline because poor people are poor.

You’re confusing a symptom for a cause

You have to treat the symptom, CURE the disease, and love the patient more than you love feeling right

[parakeet]

went to a michael's only michael meeting thought it might be nice to convene with my fellow michaels but guess what WRONG I got kicked out because my full name is 'michael hunter' and it was 'scaring some of the michaels what if i am a michael hunter' ???? they clearly just don't like me??? fuming right now. i'll show them a michael hunter. i'll show them all

[haunteddollsgeorg]

Why do all the beautiful, colorful vintage bathrooms end up in the wrong hands. Come here. I would treasure you

[haunteddollsgeorg]

More arches please

[haunteddollsgeorg]

Imagine seeing this and wanting to rip it out and replace it with gray luxury vinyl plank

[alivehouse]

what happened to eboys. does anyone remember eboys

[alivehouse]

hello. hello

[deep-state-partisan]

[simp4frogs]

was that the bite of ‘87???

cross stitch of markiplier and fnaf by me!!

[wikipediahmms]

So funny when there aren't any good public domain photos of a person so the wikipedia article has to have a really low quality one but this solution is a new one to me.

[enbyzombies]

how are you people alive.

[ivebeensetonfire]

theres an old cold war joke that goes like this: a KGB agent and a CIA agent meet up for drinks off the clock, and after a few drinks they start to talk shop. the CIA agent extols the strength of the Party's propaganda, "All your citizens believe the propaganda! it's incredible! So little dissent." and the KGB responds, "No my friend no, we are good at what we do, but you are the true masters of the art. No one at all questions your propaganda!" to which the CIA agent says, confused, "What do you mean? We don't have propaganda?"

[baddywronglegs]

[frankiedotbiz]

[frankiedotbiz]

im getting sick of people thinking they just awawa and scream

[bigasspants]

stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

see you later aligator is in the past. the gang says its been real baby seal now

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

take care polar bear

[rinsko]

[lucytara]

the first rule of eating pussy is to have fun and be yourself

[lucytara]

maybe the real pussy eating is about the friends we made along the way.

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

Cashier: all right, your total will be 49.87 you can tap or insert—

Me: hey. I just wanted to say… thank you for selling me these items.

^just a new interaction i was thinking of doing, to make the world a little brighter

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

No my entire life i’ve made a furious jerk off motion and gone bleh blehhh bleh and walked away. But i was thinking of trying something different

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

I grew up in a shed and only saw sunlight through the cracks in the wood

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

They used to poke sticks through the holes with peanut butter on the end for my food and then dewy leaves for water and i would suck it off

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

My handlers used to tell me i was supposed to grow hair but they never gave me the proper balance of macronutrients for it to happen

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

Someone is coming I hear them coming the footsteps are heavier they are faster they are echoing

[diluftmensch]

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

[feralratbitesu]

puppy play but halfway thru i suddenly start barking and run off into the woods faster than u can keep up with. u quickly lose sight of me. u call out my name and whistle to no response. u walk slowly in hopes of hearing where i may be but its dead quite. my barking stopped some distance away. it was getting dark when i ran off but now its pitch black. against ur better judgment u leave in hopes that ill come back of my own accord. 3 days later uve given up hope. ur printing out lost dog posters when u hear scratching at the door. u open it to see me. u lunge forward and hug me so excited i came back. immediately upon being back u feel like somethings off. i look and sound just like me. but i walk around the house like i hadnt been there. i refuse to eat anything even treats. and when u look at me u get the sinking feeling these are different eyes staring back at u. almost as if theyre seeing more than usual. u initially write it off as just being due to stress of being in the woods alone for a few days. but one day in the middle of the night u hear a scratching. u think its me but im asleep on the floor by ur bed. u walk out into the hallway. u follow the noise to the front door. under the sound of scratching is whining. my whining. u swing open the door to a barrage of licks and headbutts. the joy u get from seeing me immediately sinks into a gutteral fear as u realize the dog that came back. the dog uve spent a week sleeping next to. was not me. but some kind of imitation. i start snarling. then whimpering. u dont need to turn around to know what was standing behind u. u pick me up and run as fast as u can. stomping footsteps way too close behind u. and then. nothing. u turn around just in time to see the thing that was once imitating ur dog lurch into the woods. it lets out one final bark in my voice. then disappears into the trees. and then we like. have sex or something

[illegallymale]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a t a a t ta t a g a t t a t t a ca t . c g t . ca t a a t t . a a g a t t a t . a g t ta c a a . t a g tt g a a t t tc ac . aga t tt g t a t at c ac acc . 3 a at g . t g t t g t a c atc g at t . t t . g a a g c t ca ac . at g ac t g . a t . t a a t a t t . t at a t g t at . a at g t t g g t a t ta g ac at . a t a t g t a a . t a t t a t g t t g t a a a . t a t t g t a a c atc g. t t t a t . a t t t a a . t t t t . t c atc g g. g. g t t a a ag c a a tt . t g t g at t a g tt a a a a t g t at ca ac . t g t a g t t . a t . t tat . ta t a g. t g. t t t a t at a ta g . c a a a t a ca . t g t t a t c . a t . t g. t a t t t t t g t at a c tat g g c t t . t t t a a c . t a a t t t . a t . a t g ga a g tt g c a c cat

Closest match: Ananas comosus var. bracteatus genome assembly, chromosome: 3 Common name: Red Pineapple

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[feralratbitesu]

they are turning my post into damn fruit in the reblogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the fuuuck

[treecitysessions]